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(Some Church Lady)   Who inspired the performances at this year's Grammys? Could it be... SATAN?   (catholicvote.org) divider line 133
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2014-01-28 01:08:49 PM  
If a truly awesome wardrobe malfunction got past the censors then I might think evil incarnate was recruiting otherwise it is just show
 
2014-01-28 01:09:48 PM  
i513.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-28 01:10:47 PM  
No. Satan is more of a guitarist than a pop singer

img169.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-28 01:11:23 PM  
"I despise these Satanic performances and rituals. I despise them so very much that I watch every single minute to see how Satanic they are."
 
2014-01-28 01:11:52 PM  
if satan is responsible for the bodies of beyonce and katy perry, then HAIL SATAN!
 
2014-01-28 01:12:38 PM  

DoblerMeyer: [i513.photobucket.com image 217x313]


why is paul mccartney wearing those glasses and that wig?
 
2014-01-28 01:13:38 PM  
There is an awful lot of clutched pearls in the article's comments.
 
2014-01-28 01:14:33 PM  
Actually the biggest fuss has been about the whitewashing of hip hop because Macklemore won.
 
2014-01-28 01:14:34 PM  
In all fairness, it kinda sucks that we live in a country where there is only one channel and our TVs can't be turned off.
 
2014-01-28 01:14:58 PM  
Which version of Satan?
www.heavyblogisheavy.com

img.fark.net
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-28 01:16:57 PM  
When the Satanists get Zombie Curtis LeMay to nuke hundreds of thousands of non-Christians and burn millions more to death with conventional incendiary bombs, let me know.
 
2014-01-28 01:17:28 PM  

texdent: Which version of Satan?
[www.heavyblogisheavy.com image 353x462]

[img.fark.net image 273x185]
[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x259]


My favorite:

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-28 01:17:40 PM  
That....that's satire.  Right?  Really?  Please tell me that's just someone goofing around.
 
2014-01-28 01:17:43 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-28 01:18:15 PM  

texdent: Which version of Satan?
[www.heavyblogisheavy.com image 353x462]

[img.fark.net image 273x185]
[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x259]


No, more like
thecriticalcritics.com

"We'll make headlines..."
 
2014-01-28 01:21:02 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-28 01:25:11 PM  
The only sex the Catholic Church approves of is priests cornholing little boys.
 
2014-01-28 01:27:07 PM  
"If you're like me, chances are that you were filled with anger when you saw the platform evil was given at this year's Grammy Awards."

If I was like you, I would soak my head in a vat of boiling horseshiat until I was dead.

Also, I wish that article was true and Satan was the driving force behind the Grammys if it would mean more Behemoth, and less Daft Punk.
 
2014-01-28 01:27:33 PM  
www.citizenpoulpe.com
 
2014-01-28 01:27:45 PM  

Skarekrough: That....that's satire.  Right?  Really?  Please tell me that's just someone goofing around.


It's real. But you can take heart in knowing that CatholicVote is not an actual reflection of the Catholic vote.
 
2014-01-28 01:28:43 PM  
The Grammys suck and so does your blog
 
2014-01-28 01:28:53 PM  

texdent: Which version of Satan?
[www.heavyblogisheavy.com image 353x462]

[img.fark.net image 273x185]
[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x259]

img.fark.net
Brimstone?
 
2014-01-28 01:29:43 PM  

Ed Grubermann: texdent: Which version of Satan?
[www.heavyblogisheavy.com image 353x462]

[img.fark.net image 273x185]
[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x259]
[img.fark.net image 194x259]
Brimstone?


Yep.
 
2014-01-28 01:31:17 PM  

texdent: Which version of Satan?


static.rogerebert.com
He's on the left.

www.tasteofcinema.com
Louis Cyphre
 
2014-01-28 01:31:22 PM  
Look, you poor, deluded twit, Satan isn't real. There is no "opposer" out there trying to undermine the devine plan of your imaginary friend.
 
2014-01-28 01:31:35 PM  
I'm personally thinking more American Horror Story: Coven

schmoesknow.com

And Doctor Who:

static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-28 01:32:19 PM  

LonMead: [www.citizenpoulpe.com image 525x292]


I was too slow on the draw
 
2014-01-28 01:32:48 PM  
Oh, grow up. What a bunch of farking children those people are. The boogey man is going to get us!
 
2014-01-28 01:33:05 PM  
media1.giphy.com
 
2014-01-28 01:37:25 PM  

texdent: Which version of Satan?
[www.heavyblogisheavy.com image 353x462]

[img.fark.net image 273x185]
[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x259]


Although not technically THE Satan, I've developed a soft spot for  Papa Legba in AHS: Coven.

i.imgur.com

I loved last weekwhere he casually asked for more marshmallows while making a deal with someone. Plus he's played by Lance Reddick as a bonus.
 
2014-01-28 01:37:37 PM  
Satan was too busy helping Behemoth with their new album than to be bothered with the Grammy Awards.

metalitalia.com
 
2014-01-28 01:39:56 PM  
 
2014-01-28 01:41:45 PM  
I like that even MARRIAGE is now evil to Catholics.
 
2014-01-28 01:44:07 PM  
That's the thing though.....if you want to find the folks with the good records who know how to party and have a good time....you're not looking at the Catholics.
 
2014-01-28 01:46:47 PM  

texdent: Which version of Satan?


img.fark.net
Trendy with the religious crowd.
 
2014-01-28 01:47:20 PM  
That explains why Hanneman was left out of the "Souls Reaped in 2104" list.
 
2014-01-28 01:48:08 PM  
content8.flixster.com

"I'm the Horned One. The Devil. Let me give you my card."
 
2014-01-28 01:48:47 PM  
Vigo was awesome as the devil in The Prophecy

img.fark.net

Hell is always open, even on Christmas
 
2014-01-28 01:49:02 PM  
v020o.popscreen.com
 
2014-01-28 01:49:23 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-28 01:50:38 PM  
And I forgot this version
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-28 01:51:17 PM  
www.revolvermag.com
www.metaltalk.net
 
2014-01-28 01:53:24 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

"Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Valentine? This IS "the other place"!"
 
2014-01-28 01:58:23 PM  

Skarekrough: That....that's satire.  Right?  Really?  Please tell me that's just someone goofing around.


Ditto.
 
2014-01-28 01:59:54 PM  
Don't forget this guy.
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-28 02:00:21 PM  
Tasteless, tacky, juvenile, and aimed at the lowest common denominator?  Absolutely.

Evil?  No. not so much.

/The Grammys haven't been about music for a very long time.
 
2014-01-28 02:02:02 PM  
flickfeast.co.uk
 
2014-01-28 02:05:43 PM  
Well, isn't that special!
 
2014-01-28 02:07:30 PM  
#1 Satan

3.bp.blogspot.com

Sexy Psychedelic Satanic Sex

http://www.evilontwolegs.com/uploads/endofdays/endofdays187um.jpg

/alliteration biatches
 
2014-01-28 02:07:56 PM  

MilesTeg: [v020o.popscreen.com image 320x240]


Holy crap.  Is that Ol' Scratch?

I saw Ralph on an episode of HIMYM the other day and wanted to watch that movie again.
 
2014-01-28 02:10:44 PM  
When asked for a response, Satan reportedly stated, "DON'T BLAME THAT SH*T ON ME!"
 
2014-01-28 02:11:26 PM  
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-28 02:12:10 PM  
This isn't satire?
 
2014-01-28 02:12:53 PM  

bungle_jr: if satan is responsible for the bodies of beyonce and katy perry, then HAIL SATAN!


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-28 02:14:07 PM  
I was waiting for this.

I'm just surprised it too so long.
 
Ant
2014-01-28 02:14:58 PM  
Christianity: Worrying about the wrong things since 325 CE.
 
2014-01-28 02:17:26 PM  
If everyone who was uncomfortable during this performance would boycott next years Grammy's maybe the hedonists would get the message.

Those filthy hedonists.
 
2014-01-28 02:18:30 PM  
Aside from all the molesting, Catholics are hilaaaaarious.
 
2014-01-28 02:18:39 PM  
#2 Satan - Too bad he only gets like 30 seconds and gets PWND by GOD.

media.screened.com
 
2014-01-28 02:19:55 PM  
i1191.photobucket.com

Maybe the last humanist.
 
Ant
2014-01-28 02:22:55 PM  

EngineerAU: texdent: Which version of Satan?

[img.fark.net image 496x316]
Trendy with the religious crowd.


Holy shiat. Who produced that? Was it a farking birther?
 
2014-01-28 02:24:59 PM  

Mantour: No. Satan is more of a guitarist than a pop singer


Huh?!?? Mr. Johnson may have made a deal with the devil, messed with married women and other tomfoolery, but he most certainly was not Satan himself.
 
Ant
2014-01-28 02:25:39 PM  
www.fooarchive.com
 
2014-01-28 02:27:42 PM  

Ant: [www.fooarchive.com image 400x293]


How did they get Satan to take off his Dave Grohl mask?
 
2014-01-28 02:29:26 PM  

Wasteland: [i1191.photobucket.com image 400x300]

Maybe the last humanist.


Is that the medical examiner from L&O SVU on the right?
 
2014-01-28 02:29:46 PM  
www.craveonline.com
driveinmob.com
 
2014-01-28 02:32:19 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-28 02:32:31 PM  
sp8.fotolog.com
 
2014-01-28 02:34:18 PM  
i713.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-28 02:35:39 PM  
Not the Devil, per se, just a dedicated employee...
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Satan is simply the warden of a very large prison. Quiet man, actually, thoughtful and he's well read. And I happen to know the idea of sacrificing children in his honor annoys him greatly."
 
2014-01-28 02:38:17 PM  
Very disappointed that I have yet to see Gaiman's Lucifer in this thread, 'cause he looks like David Bowie.
 
2014-01-28 02:38:46 PM  
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
clipart.toonarific.com
 
2014-01-28 02:39:30 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-28 02:40:28 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-28 02:42:00 PM  
The Satanic nature of Perry's routine apparently prompted Christian gospel singer Natalie Grant to  .

Good. Fark you superstitious dead-guy-on-a-stick slickers.
 
2014-01-28 02:44:41 PM  
NO stop action animation claymation mark twain Satan?
you farkers are slippin'
 
2014-01-28 02:46:22 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-28 02:48:51 PM  

beerrun: [i713.photobucket.com image 640x480]


Well played.

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
kth
2014-01-28 02:52:06 PM  
starwrecked.com

Wait, no, he's the guy that runs into the 7-11 to get Satan a pack of cigarettes.
 
2014-01-28 02:55:44 PM  
Katy Perry?  Satanic?  Dude, her music is indistinguishable from children's music.

/First noticed when it was mixed into a playlist at a birthday party my daughter attended
 
2014-01-28 02:57:16 PM  
img.fark.net

"Not this shiat again..."
 
2014-01-28 02:59:28 PM  
I know she was posted earlier... but she's the best devil of all time!!!

www.vb-h.net
 
2014-01-28 03:02:38 PM  

kth: [starwrecked.com image 840x672]

Wait, no, he's the guy that runs into the 7-11 to get Satan a pack of cigarettes.


As someone said to me, quoting a different episode from the same show about 6 years ago, NOTHING on Fark is obscure.

Oh...and my entry:

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-28 03:23:07 PM  

Mercutio74: Katy Perry?  Satanic?  Dude, her music is indistinguishable from children's music.

/First noticed when it was mixed into a playlist at a birthday party my daughter attended


I hope they didn't use "Birthday", which has lyrics referencing putting on a birthday suit and bringing out the big balloons.
 
2014-01-28 03:32:32 PM  
Beyonce is now just another milf... showin' her va jay jay off for attention.

/good !
// when her baby begins to look like Jay Z, she'll probably spiral down like whitney did with her bobby lookin daughter
 
2014-01-28 03:34:11 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I hope they didn't use "Birthday", which has lyrics referencing putting on a birthday suit and bringing out the big balloons.


Firework, as I recall.  And I just looked up the lyrics to Birthday.  Yes, that would have been vapidly inappropriate.
 
2014-01-28 03:36:17 PM  
eatwatchrun.files.wordpress.com

Oooohhhh Fred's got slacks!
 
2014-01-28 03:44:30 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: MilesTeg: [v020o.popscreen.com image 320x240]

Holy crap.  Is that Ol' Scratch?

I saw Ralph on an episode of HIMYM the other day and wanted to watch that movie again.


Jack Butler approves. Even the sisters have to shout!

content9.flixster.com
 
2014-01-28 03:48:33 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

img.fark.net

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-28 03:49:40 PM  
www.mooivanmij.nl
 
2014-01-28 03:50:33 PM  
www.transfilms.net

Don't ask what he's gonna do with that pineapple. Just.......don't.
 
2014-01-28 03:58:11 PM  
www.sportsgrid.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A HAHAHAHA!
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-28 04:06:16 PM  

Skarekrough: That....that's satire.  Right?  Really?  Please tell me that's just someone goofing around.


I thought the same thing. I mean...it has to be, right????
 
2014-01-28 04:08:21 PM  

Mad_Radhu: hope they didn't use "Birthday", which has lyrics referencing putting on a birthday suit and bringing out the big balloons.


if you know me at all on fark, you know i love Katy.  i defend her relentlessly on fark.

that farking birthday song should be erased from the collective hive mind and all copies destroyed.

same as the peacock song on the last record.
 
2014-01-28 04:18:23 PM  
frame4.loadup.ru
 
2014-01-28 04:19:53 PM  
The tight-buttocked, hairy-chested host of hell?
 
2014-01-28 04:20:16 PM  
I do like that he's now played both Jesus and Satan:

www.adweek.com

static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-01-28 04:22:56 PM  
Notably absent from the thread so far:

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-28 04:27:49 PM  
img251.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-28 04:31:12 PM  
What, no Jack Nicholson from the Witches of Eastwick (implied not explicit).

Seconded vote for Gaiman's Lucifer (Bowie like fallen angel FTW).

/ Not on Mobile, just about to do school run before working from home...
// Lectures don't write themselves
/// Unless Fark would like to...no, forget I said anything.
 
2014-01-28 04:31:27 PM  
 
2014-01-28 04:38:31 PM  
www.catholicvote.org

Thank you, Satan.
'Cuz that there is pretty hot.
 
2014-01-28 04:50:12 PM  

Kraftwerk Orange: texdent: Which version of Satan?
[www.heavyblogisheavy.com image 353x462]

[img.fark.net image 273x185]
[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x259]

My favorite:


I'm still waiting for a car company to man up and make a better set of promotional films than BMW did.

The one Carnahan did was awesome (Ticker, I think it was - the one with Don Cheadle).
 
2014-01-28 04:52:05 PM  
www.worstmoviesevermade.com
 
2014-01-28 04:56:28 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: [www.catholicvote.org image 294x417]

Thank you, Satan.
'Cuz that there is pretty hot.


said it before.

when her chest lit up...

it moved.
 
2014-01-28 04:56:48 PM  
www.empireonline.com
 
2014-01-28 04:59:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-28 05:01:59 PM  
media.chick.com

/All of the good ones have been used.
 
2014-01-28 05:06:12 PM  

Glitchwerks: Wasteland: [i1191.photobucket.com image 400x300]

Maybe the last humanist.

Is that the medical examiner from L&O SVU on the right?


I didn't realize that before, but yes, that's Tamara Tunie.
 
2014-01-28 05:07:19 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [www.worstmoviesevermade.com image 580x443]


The master will be pleased!

/ MSTK3K FTW:)
 
2014-01-28 05:26:03 PM  

Dimensio: All of the good ones have been used.


www.toplessrobot.com
 
2014-01-28 05:29:09 PM  
They think the frickin' Grammys are Satanic??? They would absolutely pee if they ever accidentally switched from EWTN to the Metal channel on satellite radio.

And since when did the Catholics get this obsessive about Satan?  I used to associate this level of "omg teh devil!!" with the Evangelicals.
 
2014-01-28 05:29:49 PM  

Galaxie500: They think the frickin' Grammys are Satanic??? They would absolutely pee if they ever accidentally switched from EWTN to the Metal channel on satellite radio.

And since when did the Catholics get this obsessive about Satan?  I used to associate this level of "omg teh devil!!" with the Evangelicals.


Well, there was that whole Inquisition thing....
 
2014-01-28 05:35:57 PM  
 
2014-01-28 05:37:11 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: Galaxie500: They think the frickin' Grammys are Satanic??? They would absolutely pee if they ever accidentally switched from EWTN to the Metal channel on satellite radio.

And since when did the Catholics get this obsessive about Satan?  I used to associate this level of "omg teh devil!!" with the Evangelicals.

Well, there was that whole Inquisition thing....


Man, what a show that was.
 
2014-01-28 05:40:13 PM  
Well, he does have lovely eyes.

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-28 05:42:56 PM  

someonelse: Well, he does have lovely eyes.

[img.fark.net image 216x192]


He has his father's eyes...
 
2014-01-28 05:50:29 PM  

Arachnophobe: Raug the Dwarf: Galaxie500: They think the frickin' Grammys are Satanic??? They would absolutely pee if they ever accidentally switched from EWTN to the Metal channel on satellite radio.

And since when did the Catholics get this obsessive about Satan?  I used to associate this level of "omg teh devil!!" with the Evangelicals.

Well, there was that whole Inquisition thing....

Man, what a show that was.


Hey Torquemada, whaddya say?
 
2014-01-28 06:18:16 PM  
i16.photobucket.com

Don't feel like Satan
But I am to them
So I try to forget it
Any way I can

/Keep on rockin' in the free world
 
2014-01-28 06:30:17 PM  

germ78: Arachnophobe: Raug the Dwarf: Galaxie500: They think the frickin' Grammys are Satanic??? They would absolutely pee if they ever accidentally switched from EWTN to the Metal channel on satellite radio.

And since when did the Catholics get this obsessive about Satan?  I used to associate this level of "omg teh devil!!" with the Evangelicals.

Well, there was that whole Inquisition thing....

Man, what a show that was.

Hey Torquemada, whaddya say?


I just got back from the Auto-da-fé.
 
2014-01-28 06:31:31 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Skarekrough: That....that's satire.  Right?  Really?  Please tell me that's just someone goofing around.

It's real. But you can take heart in knowing that CatholicVote is not an actual reflection of the Catholic vote.


Ayup. There are always people like this (I have an aunt who probably eats this shiat up). It comes up regularly regarding the Super Bowl halftime show. Especially if the performer is female.

Madonna's NFL Satanic Ritual disguised in the Half Time Show.
 
2014-01-28 07:46:27 PM  
img.fark.net

I prefer this one (yes I know he's not technically satan, but he is the current king of hell)
 
2014-01-28 09:16:06 PM  

Robert1966: The Boogieman is going to get us!


FTFY
 
2014-01-28 10:10:41 PM  

mongolicious: [img.fark.net image 499x229]

I prefer this one (yes I know he's not technically satan, but he is the current king of hell)



This, Crowley seems to be the ideal Satan, neither good or evil, assists the side for his benefit because you know damn well when abaddon is taken care of he'll doublecross the Winchesters.

/Poor Kevin
 
2014-01-28 10:16:01 PM  

JayCab: I do like that he's now played both Jesus and Satan:

[www.adweek.com image 652x366]

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


Sam Neill's turn in The Omen 3 combined aspects of both. "Most people confuse evil with their own trivial lusts and perversions. Now, true evil is as pure as innocence."
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-28 11:33:13 PM  
www.examiner.com
static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-01-29 02:05:16 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-29 04:12:30 AM  

Missicat: Skarekrough: That....that's satire.  Right?  Really?  Please tell me that's just someone goofing around.

I thought the same thing. I mean...it has to be, right????


I swear it's satire, like Landover Baptist. It's not possible for it to be meant to be taken seriously, right?

/need some laughing Futurama jpegs up in this biatch
 
2014-01-29 07:49:11 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-29 08:00:14 AM  
What the hell did Katy Perry do on stage? I didn't see the performance but an asshat co-worker of mine told me she was practicing witchcraft.

And Raquel Welch Bedazzled>Elizabeth Hurley Bedazzled
img005.lazygirls.info
 
2014-01-29 09:11:21 AM  

pinchpoint: What the hell did Katy Perry do on stage? I didn't see the performance but an asshat co-worker of mine told me she was practicing witchcraft.


it was pretty witchy, complete with brooms.
 
2014-01-29 09:16:21 AM  

schpanky: [www.examiner.com image 300x224]
[static.giantbomb.com image 300x400]


I was wondering when these two would pop up.

img2-2.timeinc.net

thepinkpuck.com

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-29 12:40:12 PM  

pinchpoint: What the hell did Katy Perry do on stage? I didn't see the performance but an asshat co-worker of mine told me she was practicing witchcraft.

And Raquel Welch Bedazzled>Elizabeth Hurley Bedazzled
[img005.lazygirls.info image 426x640]


Lot of witchy visuals, gothy dancers, and LED cross on her boobs, and a simulated burning at the stake.

And a couple dancers cosplaying as Blucifer, for some reason.
 
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