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(Huffington Post)   'God caught' skydiving teen and saved her life, apparently having changed his mind after screwing with her parachute   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 106
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2014-01-28 10:52:36 PM  
So, if God was caught here, did he/she/it just escape before?
 
2014-01-28 11:11:23 PM  

Savage Belief: No, no, no! The DEBIL made her chute fail. God prevented her from dying afterwords. Stupid atheists.


I thought the Devil just waited down below for us, cackling. But he's walking the earth. And probably driving too. Well, now that is depressing news. I should probably read my Bible more.
 
2014-01-28 11:12:54 PM  
I had a pretty bad line twist on my first solo from 13.5k. Threw the chute a little above 6k, kicked the twist out by ~3.5k, then wondered if I shiat myself all the way to the ground... That said, I can totally see how somebody could freak out during a malfunction and forget what to do, regardless of having "trained" for a few hours beforehand.
 
2014-01-29 01:07:59 AM  

akya: [i.huffpost.com image 570x458]

I'd hit it like a person that hits the ground after their parachute doesn't deploy.

/Surprised i'm the first

//maybe not... she said "god caught her" which may indicate craziness.

///DSYDIC


Ya you beat me to it
/also surprised you were the first
 
2014-01-29 11:46:37 AM  

Stoker: I can show you a nutjob, it's in the pic above.

If God caught her (as he obviously did not and pointed out by the Boobiess here) she would have landed softly on her feet. What a religious lunatic she is.
I hope she can enjoy the pain and suffering her recovery is going to be, because it's for God.

/There were better posts above, I just had to get mine in about how religion can cause immense stupidity, because it frustrates the fark out of me.

-=-
Boobiess?
I could have sworn I typed "pointed out by the first few posts here". I know I didn't write boobies.

/That was weird.
 
2014-01-29 12:01:59 PM  

Stoker: Stoker: I can show you a nutjob, it's in the pic above.

If God caught her (as he obviously did not and pointed out by the Boobiess here) she would have landed softly on her feet. What a religious lunatic she is.
I hope she can enjoy the pain and suffering her recovery is going to be, because it's for God.

/There were better posts above, I just had to get mine in about how religion can cause immense stupidity, because it frustrates the fark out of me.
-=-
Boobiess?
I could have sworn I typed "pointed out by the first few posts here". I know I didn't write boobies.

/That was weird.


Whatever, pervert.
 
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