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(Mother Jones)   May 16th will be a new spring in Washington D.C. Book it done... because God-fearing patriots say so   (motherjones.com) divider line 40
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2014-01-28 12:13:42 PM
8 votes:
nealo.com

Calling all Eagles!  Your days of crying are no more!
2014-01-28 10:43:24 AM
8 votes:
i1282.photobucket.com
2014-01-28 10:58:53 AM
6 votes:
It's going to be amazing the next day to have so much freedom. I can't wait.
2014-01-28 12:13:31 PM
5 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2014-01-28 10:53:52 AM
5 votes:
"We have 1.8 million definite militia members coming," promises Operation American Spring spokeswoman Karen Smith

Even using the Glenn Beck attendance inflation constant, that's still at least 45 people.
2014-01-28 12:53:04 PM
3 votes:

Codenamechaz: So by 1.8 million, I'm assuming they mean more like somewhere around 10 to 50 thousand like their last big "march" in 2010.


You are thinking of the march in 2009, which attracted a very successful crowd, as shown in the picture below:

latimesblogs.latimes.com

The liberally-biased mainstream MSM media tried to claim that only 10,000 were in attendance, but that picture proves them wrong. Then the more stubborn liberals in the media tried to dispute that picture with typically liberally-biased facts, such as the fact that the weather in the District of Columbia was overcast throughout the day of the rally, or the fact that the National Museum of the American Indian, which opened in 2004, should have been visible in a picture of that area taken in 2009.
2014-01-28 12:16:53 PM
3 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: 1.8 million? Really?


They meant 1.8 million pounds of militia members, so 15 or 16 guys should do it.
2014-01-28 12:09:23 PM
3 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: SlothB77: They'll protest outside the White House by day and set up in campgrounds and RV parks outside the city by night.

ugh.  the traffic here is bad enough already.  also, the area right outside the city isn't exactly rife with campgrounds and RV parks.

They probably only need like, one or two sites parking spots max.


FTFY
2014-01-28 12:04:56 PM
3 votes:
"We have 1.8 million definite militia members coming,"

So that means you'll have 27 fatties in camo milling about awkwardly and going home by lunch.  Breitbart later uses a picture of another rally and proclaims it a success.
2014-01-28 11:17:42 AM
3 votes:
Two days later, somewhere between a few hundred and a thousand demonstrators convened on downtown Washington for the "Million Vets March."

Might have to adjust your expectations a little I guess.

In October, the "Truckers Ride for the Constitution" rally, led by a hodgepodge of conservative truck drivers, was held outside Washington, with the aim of arresting House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Sen. Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.). Organizers expected thousands of people to attend. Thirty truckers showed up, led by a woman who believes that Obama and Osama bin Laden are the same person. ("They have same height, bone structure, hands and ears both are left handed," she noted in a YouTube comment).

Missed the mark by a mile on that one.

In 2010, Kate Vandemoer, a birther activist, announced the Usurpathon, a "Rolling 'Velvet Revolution' to Remove the Usurper, et al," from office. The plan was to bring 10,000 protestors to the Mall, Congress, and the White House to lay siege to the administration. Two people showed up.

Comedy gold, Jerry!  Comedy gold!
2014-01-28 10:57:05 AM
3 votes:
Jim Garrow, a conspiracy theorist who predicted that Obama would attempt to distract from the group's message by revealing the existence of extraterrestrial life, is also on board.

i522.photobucket.com
2014-01-28 12:57:12 PM
2 votes:

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: TheShavingofOccam123: The world has moved on. It's not full of white people anymore. It's not praying to Jesus anymore. It's not a chorus section praising everything White America does around the globe.

And taking out your butt-hurt on the duly-elected POTUS isn't making you look good in anyone's eyes except maybe those of your in-bred, cross-eyed, two-headed cousin.

The world has never been full of white people.  In the history of the human race, white people have always been a global minority.  A very vocal, vicious, angry, self-delusional, sometimes genocidal minority for sure, but a minority nonetheless.


And those are our good points.
2014-01-28 12:42:56 PM
2 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: That's it, idiots.
Show up so you can all get photographed and surveilled and they know who you are.
For later reference.
Of course.



If any of them did show up, it would be fun to fly one of these around over them:
www.finkbuilt.com
...ust for the lulz.
2014-01-28 12:38:13 PM
2 votes:

GardenWeasel: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: FTA:  The Anti-Defamation League pegs the number of American militia members at about 20,000


Yeah, but these dudes have SNOW SHOES, man.

And they are all sharpshooters and Bi-athletes!


And if there are two things the United States military can't handle, those things are bullets and sexually experimental fit people.
2014-01-28 12:19:42 PM
2 votes:
It occurred to me while responding in another thread:

The Constitution allows The People (in the form of their state governments) to call Constitutional Conventions, yes? So why have we skipped the remedies made available by the Constitution and gone right to "armed insurrection" which is explicitly NOT allowed by the Constitution?

And why are they claiming they're "protecting" the Constitution by staging a coup (complete with show trials for the old government by the new "ruling party") to rework it? Is no one eloquent or well-read enough to say "We have to burn the village down to save it"?

// I will be in DC on 16May (because I live there), about a mile from The Mall
// I volunteer to serve as Fark's live-blogger during the Diabetes Spring
2014-01-28 11:55:56 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-28 11:50:27 AM
2 votes:

Nadie_AZ: "We have 1.8 million definite militia members coming," promises Operation American Spring spokeswoman Karen Smith. (The Anti-Defamation League pegs the number of American militia members at about 20,000.)

This is my favorite line.

They have to continually unskew the numbers.


img.fark.net

/that's a mustache (possibly Ron Swanson's), I swear
2014-01-28 07:54:59 PM
1 votes:
"specially convened investigative tribunal"


Hahahahaaa. I'll bet Senator Nugent will be involved.
2014-01-28 02:06:24 PM
1 votes:

xxmedium: maxheck: Dr Dreidel:

SpectroBoy: So a few thousand fat drunks on hover-rounds are going to protest for a while then have dinner.

Only place to get breakfast outside the hotel on NY's day was a freakin' Popeye's chicken. My favorite visit sounded of "Woo Ha Woo Ha GOTYOUALLINCHECK!" at 8:00am.

Is your name Micheal Diamond?


Nah, mine's Clarence.

// LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT
2014-01-28 01:39:29 PM
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: So a few thousand fat drunks on hover-rounds are going to protest for a while then have dinner.


Joke's on them. Apart from a McD's on M between 19 & 20 and a BK on Conn Ave (just north of the zoo), I know of no "fast food" joints in the city. I assume there are more, but they're gonna have a hard time finding "real food" in a sea of "fair-trade lamb burger on a toasted sesame seed whole-wheat bun with a mint-curry aioli and arugula".

// also, what happened to calling food by its principal construction, rather than naming a dish by all 6,000 of its ingredients, means of arriving on your plate, and countries/cultures of origin?
2014-01-28 01:03:55 PM
1 votes:
So... 10-20 old, fat, white assholes with guns and misspelled, poor crafted signs?

Rage against the machine, jackasses...
2014-01-28 12:37:27 PM
1 votes:
Is this another report on the Potato Revolution that some Tea Party activists are counting upon, or is this a different, separate revolution?
2014-01-28 12:25:40 PM
1 votes:
Have fun storming the castle!
2014-01-28 12:24:52 PM
1 votes:

MrBallou: Sometimes I wish these "2nd Amendment Solution" idiots would go through with it.

An armed attack on Washington DC by a bunch of arm-chair tigers with AR-15s wouldn't last long, as soon as the actual US Military was called in to protect the Capitol.

Then we'd be rid of the morons.


This would be great for the country. All Teabaggers would be declared Enemies of the State and would lose their right to vote. Plus we would finally get to use the FEMA Camps.
2014-01-28 12:19:19 PM
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: an army of Jennifer Lawrence skinjobs from Eridani revealing themselves the day before and farking us all to a sweet, happy death.



I, for one, would like to welcome our new sexy sexy overlords.
2014-01-28 12:19:12 PM
1 votes:
The joke's on them, the Silver Line still probably won't be open by then and they'll get tied up in traffic on the Dulles Toll Road and I-66.
2014-01-28 12:18:51 PM
1 votes:
Ah darn. I'll be visiting friends in DC just two weeks previous. Hate to miss out on all the fun.

/all the fun = maybe 20 yokels in DESCENT PATRIOTIC gear waving the flag of terrorists in front of the White House
2014-01-28 12:16:55 PM
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: "We have 1.8 million definite militia members coming."

Oh, you do not. Just stop. Leaving aside the militia bit (because most of us are technically members of the militia), this is simply not going to happen. It's absurd.

The likelihood of 1.8 million people descending upon the capitol for this event is only slightly more likely than an army of Jennifer Lawrence skinjobs from Eridani revealing themselves the day before and farking us all to a sweet, happy death.


Don't tell them that! The highlight of these things is when, you know, like thirty people show up and instead of getting themselves organized or chaining themselves to a gate or chanting or waving their signs or making impassioned speeches, they spend two hours milling around the planned meeting site trying to find the main group. Eventually it dawns on them that they are the main group, but please, let them have that sad little discovery on their own. Don't spoil the surprise!
2014-01-28 12:13:01 PM
1 votes:
If 1.8 million yokels descend upon DC I've got one question...whos is going to tend to the chickens?
2014-01-28 12:12:04 PM
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: an army of Jennifer Lawrence skinjobs from Eridani revealing themselves the day before and farking us all to a sweet, happy death.


i.imgur.com
2014-01-28 12:11:26 PM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure it's going to happen on March 20th.
2014-01-28 12:09:21 PM
1 votes:
FTA:  The Anti-Defamation League pegs the number of American militia members at about 20,000


Yeah, but these dudes have SNOW SHOES, man.
2014-01-28 12:08:57 PM
1 votes:
Please don't use the Metro, go to any free museums, or use the National Mall while you are there.

/ Socialism!, and all that
2014-01-28 12:06:31 PM
1 votes:
"We have 1.8 million definite militia members coming."

Oh, you do not. Just stop. Leaving aside the militia bit (because most of us are technically members of the militia), this is simply not going to happen. It's absurd.

The likelihood of 1.8 million people descending upon the capitol for this event is only slightly more likely than an army of Jennifer Lawrence skinjobs from Eridani revealing themselves the day before and farking us all to a sweet, happy death.
2014-01-28 12:06:30 PM
1 votes:
This is going to be another one of those things where 30 people from Chicken Neck, TN show up in the capitol, get lost and spend the next 3 hours wondering around the area texting each other, isn't it?
2014-01-28 12:05:31 PM
1 votes:
Why haven't these people learned to not cite attendance numbers in advance? I mean, it's keeping the archival photo/photoshop guy at Fox employed, but it just leads to embarrassment.

1.8 million? Really?
2014-01-28 12:02:04 PM
1 votes:
I have it on good authority that the Communist Chinese* are planning a sneak attack on Washington DC the same day. hopefully these nutjobs patriots all show up armed and ready for trouble because America needs them!


* - either them or aliens
2014-01-28 11:26:17 AM
1 votes:
I live in the Florida panhandle where this guy is from. Sure there's nice beaches, but this place is a toxic concentration of fear, crazy, racism, ignorance and butthurt.

image.blingee.com
2014-01-28 10:56:39 AM
1 votes:
Go away.
2014-01-28 10:44:28 AM
1 votes:
And they took over the White House!! Mission accomplished!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
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