SlothB77: They'll protest outside the White House by day and set up in campgrounds and RV parks outside the city by night.ugh. the traffic here is bad enough already. also, the area right outside the city isn't exactly rife with campgrounds and RV parks.
Nadie_AZ: "We have 1.8 million definite militia members coming," promises Operation American Spring spokeswoman Karen Smith. (The Anti-Defamation League pegs the number of American militia members at about 20,000.)This is my favorite line.They have to continually unskew the numbers.
MrBallou: Sometimes I wish these "2nd Amendment Solution" idiots would go through with it.An armed attack on Washington DC by a bunch of arm-chair tigers with AR-15s wouldn't last long, as soon as the actual US Military was called in to protect the Capitol.Then we'd be rid of the morons.
cameroncrazy1984: SlothB77: They'll protest outside the White House by day and set up in campgrounds and RV parks outside the city by night.ugh. the traffic here is bad enough already. also, the area right outside the city isn't exactly rife with campgrounds and RV parks.They probably only need like, one or two sites parking spots max.
Three Crooked Squirrels: In 2010, Kate Vandemoer, a birther activist, announced the Usurpathon, a "Rolling 'Velvet Revolution' to Remove the Usurper, et al," from office. The plan was to bring 10,000 protestors to the Mall, Congress, and the White House to lay siege to the administration. Two people showed up.Comedy gold, Jerry! Comedy gold!
Facetious_Speciest: an army of Jennifer Lawrence skinjobs from Eridani revealing themselves the day before and farking us all to a sweet, happy death.
HotWingConspiracy: 1.8 million? Really?
Facetious_Speciest: "We have 1.8 million definite militia members coming."Oh, you do not. Just stop. Leaving aside the militia bit (because most of us are technically members of the militia), this is simply not going to happen. It's absurd.The likelihood of 1.8 million people descending upon the capitol for this event is only slightly more likely than an army of Jennifer Lawrence skinjobs from Eridani revealing themselves the day before and farking us all to a sweet, happy death.
Rapmaster2000: [nealo.com image 850x850]Calling all Eagles! Your days of crying are no more!
GoodyearPimp: I don't wanna be "that guy" but if the Christian god is all-knowing and all-powerful, why doesn't he do all the hard work in foisting the President from office? If God doesn't do anything, are those working "in his name" deluded, or are they sinning?
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