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(New York Daily News)   Sure this 'Sexercise' trainer touts a steamy workout regimen, but in reality he just wants to dry hump you   (nydailynews.com) divider line 37
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2014-01-28 08:10:54 AM
Living the dream
 
2014-01-28 08:24:55 AM
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2014-01-28 08:46:24 AM
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Intrigued
 
2014-01-28 08:59:49 AM
"he just wants to dry hump you". I have a dog for that.
 
2014-01-28 09:06:35 AM
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2014-01-28 09:11:26 AM
So it's not prostitution if you call it a workout? Cool.
 
2014-01-28 09:16:41 AM
First sexual harassment lawsuit in 3.....2....1
 
2014-01-28 09:16:45 AM
Great :-| you go to all the trouble to work your way up a high powered job and have money and then get a young hot lady and this joker cons his way into her thighs...
 
2014-01-28 09:45:05 AM
Wouldn't you?

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If you could.
 
2014-01-28 10:01:12 AM
Hey, guys (and girls)... this will be the featured story on WTFark today.  Get your comments in... already some good ones but looking forward to seeing what else you come up with!
 
2014-01-28 10:04:53 AM

NBProducer: Hey, guys (and girls)... this will be the featured story on WTFark today.  Get your comments in... already some good ones but looking forward to seeing what else you come up with!


huh? WTF is WTFark?
 
2014-01-28 10:18:05 AM
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2014-01-28 10:19:40 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Wouldn't you?



If you could.


I just did.


// the picture counts, doesnt it?
 
2014-01-28 10:23:48 AM
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For some reason or another I clicked "notify admins".

Time for more coffee I guess.


Sorry admins, didn't mean to wake you.
 
2014-01-28 10:32:46 AM
The "wellness" movement is full of some serious charlatans. The snake oil salesmen of old would be proud.
 
2014-01-28 10:35:38 AM
He also has exercises to work the legs and core - which is why Rosell instructed me to anaconda my legs around him and crunch my abs to pull him deeper and deeper towards me.

Sure, that's why.
 
2014-01-28 10:46:25 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: NBProducer: Hey, guys (and girls)... this will be the featured story on WTFark today.  Get your comments in... already some good ones but looking forward to seeing what else you come up with!

huh? WTF is WTFark?


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2014-01-28 10:57:25 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-28 11:08:38 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

img.fark.net

For some reason or another I clicked "notify admins".

Time for more coffee I guess.


Sorry admins, didn't mean to wake you.



It's a great picture. I think you did right thing about letting the admins know.
 
2014-01-28 11:08:42 AM

NBProducer: Hey, guys (and girls)... this will be the featured story on WTFark today.  Get your comments in... already some good ones but looking forward to seeing what else you come up with!


It's not going to work that way.

Choosing a story because the particular story is titillating or whatever, and then trying to force it into your mould just because, will end in failure, guaranteed. For anything like WTFark to last longer than a month, you have to follow the posters--choose your news stories only after you see the comments. Doing what you're doing is just more of the same of what every other news show has ever done, and what Drew railed against in his book lo those years ago.

The comments make Fark unique, not the randomness or sexiness of some of the stories.
 
2014-01-28 11:36:57 AM

Half Right: NBProducer: Hey, guys (and girls)... this will be the featured story on WTFark today.  Get your comments in... already some good ones but looking forward to seeing what else you come up with!

It's not going to work that way.

Choosing a story because the particular story is titillating or whatever, and then trying to force it into your mould just because, will end in failure, guaranteed. For anything like WTFark to last longer than a month, you have to follow the posters--choose your news stories only after you see the comments. Doing what you're doing is just more of the same of what every other news show has ever done, and what Drew railed against in his book lo those years ago.

The comments make Fark unique, not the randomness or sexiness of some of the stories.


Yes, but that requires actual effort, reading the threads, etc. He didn't get into journalism because he wanted to work. So, sure, headline includes the word "sex"? There's your video, and call up the Pulitzer committee, 'cause that shiat's in the bag.
 
2014-01-28 11:38:33 AM
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it has been a while since we had a bendy chick thread.

this could do
 
2014-01-28 11:53:55 AM
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2014-01-28 12:10:13 PM

Theaetetus: Half Right: NBProducer: Hey, guys (and girls)... this will be the featured story on WTFark today.  Get your comments in... already some good ones but looking forward to seeing what else you come up with!

It's not going to work that way.

Choosing a story because the particular story is titillating or whatever, and then trying to force it into your mould just because, will end in failure, guaranteed. For anything like WTFark to last longer than a month, you have to follow the posters--choose your news stories only after you see the comments. Doing what you're doing is just more of the same of what every other news show has ever done, and what Drew railed against in his book lo those years ago.

The comments make Fark unique, not the randomness or sexiness of some of the stories.

Yes, but that requires actual effort, reading the threads, etc. He didn't get into journalism because he wanted to work. So, sure, headline includes the word "sex"? There's your video, and call up the Pulitzer committee, 'cause that shiat's in the bag.


Well, I hesitate to comment since you clearly know how this works.  But here's a little insight anyway.  I've spent the last 2 days combing through the comments on every single fark story.  Here's the problem I run into: I'll find a great story, but the comments aren't strong enough or funny enough to push the story forward or point out an inherent irony.  Many of the stories have great comments but the content is death/destruction/mayhem... none of which I'm interested in highlighting along with snarky comments.

So it actually takes quite a bit of work on my part, by myself, to find the right mix of story and comments.  I chose this one because, if you take a look at the story, beyond the sheer lechery of this personal trainer, the photos are not in the least bit sexy; looks like a regular workout.  I was in the office at 5am working on it because the story I found yesterday just wasn't panning out.

For what it's worth, one of your comments was chosen for the video.
 
2014-01-28 12:13:03 PM

Half Right: NBProducer: Hey, guys (and girls)... this will be the featured story on WTFark today.  Get your comments in... already some good ones but looking forward to seeing what else you come up with!

It's not going to work that way.

Choosing a story because the particular story is titillating or whatever, and then trying to force it into your mould just because, will end in failure, guaranteed. For anything like WTFark to last longer than a month, you have to follow the posters--choose your news stories only after you see the comments. Doing what you're doing is just more of the same of what every other news show has ever done, and what Drew railed against in his book lo those years ago.

The comments make Fark unique, not the randomness or sexiness of some of the stories.


Noted.  However, you should know I had already chosen the story, for reasons stated in my response to Theaetetus above.  I was doing a last shout out to see if anyone had anything to add.  However, you make a good point and I won't engage like that again.
 
2014-01-28 12:17:32 PM

NBProducer: For what it's worth, one of your comments was chosen for the video.


The one in which I said you're lazy, or the ones in which I used images that are under copyright?
 
2014-01-28 12:20:59 PM

Theaetetus: NBProducer: For what it's worth, one of your comments was chosen for the video.

The one in which I said you're lazy, or the ones in which I used images that are under copyright?


You'll have to watch to find out.

:-)
 
2014-01-28 01:06:52 PM
Interesting that the author of the article also posed for the pictures.  I'm sure there are plenty of cases where you don't want to see what your friendly newspaper reporter looks like.
 
2014-01-28 01:20:53 PM
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2014-01-28 02:00:23 PM

gar1013: Interesting that the author of the article also posed for the pictures.  I'm sure there are plenty of cases where you don't want to see what your friendly newspaper reporter looks like.




I thought so too...like an editor wandered through a newsroom, looked for the cutest chick on staff, and said "...you! You're a reporter, right? Great! Take a photographer and go grind on a douche for a story."
 
2014-01-28 02:07:55 PM
Never wanted to be a PE teacher till now.
 
2014-01-28 02:09:52 PM
really?

Come on guys!

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2014-01-28 02:14:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: really?

Come on guys!

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I'm new to this...am I doing it right?

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2014-01-28 02:18:06 PM

rogue_L_chick: gar1013: Interesting that the author of the article also posed for the pictures.  I'm sure there are plenty of cases where you don't want to see what your friendly newspaper reporter looks like.



I thought so too...like an editor wandered through a newsroom, looked for the cutest chick on staff, and said "...you! You're a reporter, right? Great! Take a photographer and go grind on a douche for a story."


How awesome would it have been for a fat old dude to do the story? It would have probably concluded with the "trainer" curled up in a ball on the floor of his shower, sobbing
 
2014-01-28 02:20:57 PM
Dry humping at Fluid Fitness?

I don't get it.
 
2014-01-28 05:35:53 PM
Carmen's Banana Cooking does Bananercise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwNEmYS9aHA


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2014-01-28 05:53:56 PM
WTF are "booty pops"? Candy? Cereal?
 
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