Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Guardian)   There are people who think we need sex education because people watch porn. Silly me, I thought porn was sex education   (theguardian.com) divider line 23
    More: Interesting  
•       •       •

2445 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2014 at 9:11 AM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-01-28 07:55:39 AM  
11 votes:
"I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."
2014-01-28 09:46:02 AM  
8 votes:

Molavian: Yes, all sex should be in the missionary position, preferably accomplished in as few hurried thrusts as possible.


Stay away from my window you creep.
2014-01-28 01:06:50 PM  
3 votes:
If porn doesn't either give you ideas of things you want to try or just recap things you've already done, you're watching the wrong porn.

But yeah, you only cum on her face when that's what she wants.  Or it's an oops, you're aiming for the belly after pulling out, and it's a bit more powerful than you were expecting and it goes up her nose.  But that was an accident.
2014-01-28 09:54:29 AM  
3 votes:
Porn provides unrealistic expectations for pizza delivery drivers and plumbers the world over.
2014-01-28 09:26:24 AM  
3 votes:
Last girl who blew me obviously learned how from porn. Just.. stop slapping your face with my dick, honey. That's not a real thing.
2014-01-28 11:20:32 AM  
2 votes:
Abfalter: I've done plenty of things with the new wife that I'd only seen in porn before.

Examples? Please?
2014-01-28 09:28:24 AM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: Fluid: If you teach kids that porn is a realistic portrayal of sex, they're gonna be sorely disappointed.

you mean the hot cougar down the street isn't going to invite me in to help her move the sofa then go down on me as a reward for helping  her?


No, that can still happen. But I can tell you that my career in pizza delivery was REALLY disappointing.
2014-01-28 09:17:10 AM  
2 votes:
Without porn I would have thought DVDA was some new format to watch those fancy movie disks.

Thanks, porn!
2014-01-28 09:17:00 AM  
2 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2014-01-28 08:44:52 AM  
2 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."


Can't live with 'em, can't get pegged without 'em!
2014-01-28 12:02:05 PM  
1 votes:

VladTheEmailer: fredbox: My sex ed back when was pretty much "He then inserts his penis into her vagina and ejaculates" with 50s era haircuts.

What if I want to ejaculate and I don't have a 50s era haircut?


Do you have a 70s porn stache? That might be where porn led me astray in my youth. I never got laid with that stache.
2014-01-28 11:53:54 AM  
1 votes:

fredbox: My sex ed back when was pretty much "He then inserts his penis into her vagina and ejaculates" with 50s era haircuts.


What if I want to ejaculate and I don't have a 50s era haircut?
2014-01-28 11:21:34 AM  
1 votes:
As a farker, I've seen a lot of porn in my day. That being said, my last girlfriend let my inner neanderthal shine (and vise versa). Nothing that I'd seen or even read about could account for what happened in that bedroom and seldom did either of us leave with out a new bite mark, bruise, and/or limp & a big smile. I'm still not sure why I didn't marry her.

Since then I've found porn to be generally uninspired. How great could it be for them? I've never once seen a female porn star that had a death grip on her co-star with her teeth sunk into his shoulder and fingernails embedded in his back (in a way that suggested anybody was really out of control, at least). Get back to me when you have the Neosporin sitting next to the lube and all the neighbors know your name without having met you.

If you trust your instincts & pay attention to what they like, you might end up in that situation where she shows you the hand print bruises you left on her butt, gives you a quizzical look, grabs you by the arm and pulls you back into the bedroom. If you like doing things to women that they don't like, stay the hell away from them & seek psychological help.
2014-01-28 11:20:48 AM  
1 votes:
Well, I leaned something today.  "Seagulling".
OK that's just strange.
But there you have it.

/old
//50s haircut
2014-01-28 10:56:03 AM  
1 votes:
Sure. And "Armageddon" is a documentary about space travel.
2014-01-28 09:48:29 AM  
1 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."

Can't live with 'em, can't get pegged without 'em!


Um... Well... Technically...
2014-01-28 09:46:26 AM  
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."


It was because you didn't invite her friend over to watch from the window then join in.
2014-01-28 09:27:23 AM  
1 votes:

xria: Fluid: If you teach kids that porn is a realistic portrayal of sex, they're gonna be sorely disappointed.

A lot of them will just be very sore.


And someday they're going to want kids but she'll just keep getting it in the eye.
2014-01-28 09:27:10 AM  
1 votes:

Fluid: If you teach kids that porn is a realistic portrayal of sex, they're gonna be sorely disappointed.


you mean the hot cougar down the street isn't going to invite me in to help her move the sofa then go down on me as a reward for helping  her?
2014-01-28 09:24:26 AM  
1 votes:

SmackLT: Porn is sex education in much the same way that GTA is driving education


You laugh, but nothing prepared me more for Tennessee drivers than GTA.
2014-01-28 09:21:25 AM  
1 votes:

Fluid: If you teach kids that porn is a realistic portrayal of sex, they're gonna be sorely disappointed.


A lot of them will just be very sore.
2014-01-28 09:20:54 AM  
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."


Rape culture.
2014-01-28 08:29:30 AM  
1 votes:
Porn is sex education in much the same way that GTA is driving education
 
Displayed 23 of 23 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report