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(Guardian)   There are people who think we need sex education because people watch porn. Silly me, I thought porn was sex education   (theguardian.com) divider line 52
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2014-01-28 06:45:09 AM  
Taken in conjunction with the all the health concern stories, I would tend to agree.
 
2014-01-28 07:05:58 AM  
No subby, it's not.
 
2014-01-28 07:55:39 AM  
"I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."
 
2014-01-28 08:29:30 AM  
Porn is sex education in much the same way that GTA is driving education
 
2014-01-28 08:44:52 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."


Can't live with 'em, can't get pegged without 'em!
 
2014-01-28 09:13:13 AM  
Course it is educational. Schools don't teach that all women love DP
 
2014-01-28 09:14:18 AM  
If these people are so concerned about others' sex lives, maybe they could hop on over and give em a beej.

Just sayin.
 
2014-01-28 09:17:00 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-28 09:17:10 AM  
Without porn I would have thought DVDA was some new format to watch those fancy movie disks.

Thanks, porn!
 
2014-01-28 09:18:30 AM  
If you teach kids that porn is a realistic portrayal of sex, they're gonna be sorely disappointed.
 
2014-01-28 09:20:54 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."


Rape culture.
 
2014-01-28 09:21:25 AM  

Fluid: If you teach kids that porn is a realistic portrayal of sex, they're gonna be sorely disappointed.


A lot of them will just be very sore.
 
2014-01-28 09:21:45 AM  
I'm going to mangle the quote:

"Porn movies teaches you Sex Ed the same way car chase movies teach you Driver's Ed."
 
2014-01-28 09:24:26 AM  

SmackLT: Porn is sex education in much the same way that GTA is driving education


You laugh, but nothing prepared me more for Tennessee drivers than GTA.
 
2014-01-28 09:26:12 AM  
I agree with them. People need to learn that performing to please a viewer is not the same as performing to please a partner.
 
2014-01-28 09:26:24 AM  
Last girl who blew me obviously learned how from porn. Just.. stop slapping your face with my dick, honey. That's not a real thing.
 
2014-01-28 09:27:10 AM  

Fluid: If you teach kids that porn is a realistic portrayal of sex, they're gonna be sorely disappointed.


you mean the hot cougar down the street isn't going to invite me in to help her move the sofa then go down on me as a reward for helping  her?
 
2014-01-28 09:27:23 AM  

xria: Fluid: If you teach kids that porn is a realistic portrayal of sex, they're gonna be sorely disappointed.

A lot of them will just be very sore.


And someday they're going to want kids but she'll just keep getting it in the eye.
 
2014-01-28 09:28:24 AM  

ManateeGag: Fluid: If you teach kids that porn is a realistic portrayal of sex, they're gonna be sorely disappointed.

you mean the hot cougar down the street isn't going to invite me in to help her move the sofa then go down on me as a reward for helping  her?


No, that can still happen. But I can tell you that my career in pizza delivery was REALLY disappointing.
 
2014-01-28 09:31:37 AM  
#porneducated
 
2014-01-28 09:31:52 AM  
Yeah, like Cosmo is a relationship guide
 
2014-01-28 09:32:12 AM  

ManateeGag: Fluid: If you teach kids that porn is a realistic portrayal of sex, they're gonna be sorely disappointed.

you mean the hot cougar down the street isn't going to invite me in to help her move the sofa then go down on me as a reward for helping  her?


She will, but you will be killed by her husband when he comes home early. But on the plus side, at least it saved you from the herpes she gave you.
 
2014-01-28 09:34:18 AM  
When I had to give my young son "the talk" what I said about porn was that it was people "showing off" with sex and that it was not representitive of what real sex is.

That is oversimplifying, of course.  I've done plenty of things with the new wife that I'd only seen in porn before.  But I think that a solid foundation for sex education should include that porn is not representitive of sex.
 
2014-01-28 09:35:32 AM  
Sure. Let's give kids even less incentive to interact with librarians.

/hair in a bun
//big-framed, ugly glasses
///until closing time. . . .
////I'll check back in a few.
 
2014-01-28 09:44:43 AM  
Yes, all sex should be in the missionary position, preferably accomplished in as few hurried thrusts as possible.
 
2014-01-28 09:46:02 AM  

Molavian: Yes, all sex should be in the missionary position, preferably accomplished in as few hurried thrusts as possible.


Stay away from my window you creep.
 
2014-01-28 09:46:26 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."


It was because you didn't invite her friend over to watch from the window then join in.
 
2014-01-28 09:47:53 AM  

Bareefer Obonghit: PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."

Can't live with 'em, can't get pegged without 'em!


Is it only pegging if a woman does it? Hmmm.
 
2014-01-28 09:48:29 AM  

Bareefer Obonghit: PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."

Can't live with 'em, can't get pegged without 'em!


Um... Well... Technically...
 
2014-01-28 09:49:25 AM  
a piece of legislation that would result in compulsory sex and relationships education being taught in all English schools.

Not sure about the relationships education, but the compulsory sex I could get behind.
 
2014-01-28 09:54:29 AM  
Porn provides unrealistic expectations for pizza delivery drivers and plumbers the world over.
 
2014-01-28 10:05:46 AM  

JoieD'Zen: PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."

Rape culture.


TRIGGER WARNING:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkg2C_EIea0

Conversely, the last couple girls in their 20s I've consorted with both asked to be choked and/or spat on. Neither of which is a thing I find particularly sexy.. One of them did things to my nuts that oughtn't be done to nuts ever.

Not sure what this has to do with porn vs. sex ed, though. My sex ed back when was pretty much "He then inserts his penis into her vagina and ejaculates" with 50s era haircuts.
 
2014-01-28 10:09:49 AM  
She'll have been asked to do something in bed that she was uncomfortable with, and she won't have had the language or the confidence to refuse.

Lack of confidence is one thing, but from the language front:  No, No I don't want to do that, I'm not a pr0n actress, let's try something else...Maybe I should make and distribute a card with these on it.  Tape a condom to it.

Then the author says that if you enjoy all these things, well that's sexual freedom and she acknowledges and respects that.  Then two lines later she says that it can't possibly be freedom.  Pick one, woman.

It doesn't always have to be like porn.  If it works for both of you, then the author can STFU.
 
2014-01-28 10:52:17 AM  

fredbox: Not sure what this has to do with porn vs. sex ed, though. My sex ed back when was pretty much "He then inserts his penis into her vagina and ejaculates" with 50s era haircuts.


Yeah, I was about to say, I thought it was the religious idiots that wanted to ban it that thought that sex ed involved teaching specific sexual techniques.  But apparently there are idiots in favor that think the same thing, like the person writing TFA.

I'm pretty sure the fact that it doesn't is fairly universal.

Sex Ed = when, how, and what the legalities and risks associated with sex are.  If you want to know the difference between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl... that actually IS what porn is for, partly.
 
2014-01-28 10:53:22 AM  
Ugly people hate porn, as is the author of TFA.
 
2014-01-28 10:56:03 AM  
Sure. And "Armageddon" is a documentary about space travel.
 
2014-01-28 11:01:53 AM  

fredbox: JoieD'Zen: PC LOAD LETTER: "I did everything right: I choked her, spat on her,slapped her ass while pile-driving it, and came on her face, and she still left crying, saying she hated me. Women."

Rape culture.

TRIGGER WARNING:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkg2C_EIea0

Conversely, the last couple girls in their 20s I've consorted with both asked to be choked and/or spat on. Neither of which is a thing I find particularly sexy.. One of them did things to my nuts that oughtn't be done to nuts ever.

Not sure what this has to do with porn vs. sex ed, though. My sex ed back when was pretty much "He then inserts his penis into her vagina and ejaculates" with 50s era haircuts.


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2014-01-28 11:12:53 AM  
So when my GF gets back to town I cant do all the freaky stuff she sexts me about? :(
 
2014-01-28 11:20:32 AM  
Abfalter: I've done plenty of things with the new wife that I'd only seen in porn before.

Examples? Please?
 
2014-01-28 11:20:48 AM  
Well, I leaned something today.  "Seagulling".
OK that's just strange.
But there you have it.

/old
//50s haircut
 
2014-01-28 11:21:34 AM  
As a farker, I've seen a lot of porn in my day. That being said, my last girlfriend let my inner neanderthal shine (and vise versa). Nothing that I'd seen or even read about could account for what happened in that bedroom and seldom did either of us leave with out a new bite mark, bruise, and/or limp & a big smile. I'm still not sure why I didn't marry her.

Since then I've found porn to be generally uninspired. How great could it be for them? I've never once seen a female porn star that had a death grip on her co-star with her teeth sunk into his shoulder and fingernails embedded in his back (in a way that suggested anybody was really out of control, at least). Get back to me when you have the Neosporin sitting next to the lube and all the neighbors know your name without having met you.

If you trust your instincts & pay attention to what they like, you might end up in that situation where she shows you the hand print bruises you left on her butt, gives you a quizzical look, grabs you by the arm and pulls you back into the bedroom. If you like doing things to women that they don't like, stay the hell away from them & seek psychological help.
 
2014-01-28 11:40:03 AM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Abfalter: I've done plenty of things with the new wife that I'd only seen in porn before.

Examples? Please?


He's not going to share the link to his wife's porn career with you.
 
2014-01-28 11:53:54 AM  

fredbox: My sex ed back when was pretty much "He then inserts his penis into her vagina and ejaculates" with 50s era haircuts.


What if I want to ejaculate and I don't have a 50s era haircut?
 
2014-01-28 11:56:18 AM  
It just depends on the porn.  Try x-art.

One thing that always makes me laugh is when the, uh model ("how's jizz being worn this year?") is moaning with pleasure or even talking dirty while someone's cock is balls deep in her mouth and both her hands are busily working the shaft and balls.  I find that confusing.  Also, uh, I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-01-28 11:58:08 AM  

abfalter: When I had to give my young son "the talk" what I said about porn was that it was people "showing off" with sex and that it was not representitive of what real sex is.


Like an end-zone celebration in football
 
2014-01-28 12:02:05 PM  

VladTheEmailer: fredbox: My sex ed back when was pretty much "He then inserts his penis into her vagina and ejaculates" with 50s era haircuts.

What if I want to ejaculate and I don't have a 50s era haircut?


Do you have a 70s porn stache? That might be where porn led me astray in my youth. I never got laid with that stache.
 
2014-01-28 01:06:50 PM  
If porn doesn't either give you ideas of things you want to try or just recap things you've already done, you're watching the wrong porn.

But yeah, you only cum on her face when that's what she wants.  Or it's an oops, you're aiming for the belly after pulling out, and it's a bit more powerful than you were expecting and it goes up her nose.  But that was an accident.
 
2014-01-28 02:05:19 PM  
Every time a teacher tries to give practical experience they fire her ass.
 
2014-01-28 02:05:35 PM  
The article summarise, basically, as "I think that all sex ought to be a married man and woman in missionary position with the lights out and anything else is disgusting and horrid and nasty."
 
2014-01-28 02:58:52 PM  

stuffy: Every time a teacher tries to give practical experience they fire her ass.


And her mouth, and her tits and... and... I forget where I was going with that.


/In my bunk I shall be.
 
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