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(The Detroit_News)   "He testified 'advance technologies' - possibly satellite signals - were being used to injure his family and caused his wife to have two miscarriages, his three-year-old daughter to experience skin rashes and lesions, and killed his family's cat"   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, miscarriages, injury, cats, insanity defense, shootings, Ruger  
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2014-01-28 03:46:20 AM  
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2014-01-28 08:56:34 AM  
1 vote:
This man's actions disrupted the otherwise idyllic peace usually present in the city of Detroit.
2014-01-28 08:23:26 AM  
1 vote:

JonnyBGoode: [ image 800x800]


Nothing is obscure on Fark.

/Scully frowns in your general direction.
2014-01-28 05:31:48 AM  
1 vote:

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It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

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2014-01-28 03:14:14 AM  
1 vote:
And you smarty pants still laugh at us for digging these holes in the back yard. When the poopy hits the propeller don't bother knocking on our blast door for food. Just remember WE TOLD YOU SO
2014-01-28 02:57:59 AM  
1 vote:
Dammit he's on to us

Stop with the satellite signals. Switch to the ones from the toaster ...
2014-01-28 02:34:40 AM  
1 vote:

hardinparamedic: Whelp, there is in no way a possibly this guy is mentally ill.

No sir-ee bob.

How exactly is a man like this allowed to even get a hold of a firearm in the first place?

It's his right.

2014-01-28 02:27:28 AM  
1 vote:
Meanwhile in whale news, Monty Whale is mocked for his claims that inaudible vibrations are causing widespread damage to the eardrums of whales and causing them to beach themselves en masse to escape the torture. Whale scientists agree that such claims are preposterous because vibrations cause sound, so no vibration could result in no sound. Mass suicides are said to be a result of aberrant cult behavior, claim whale scientists.
2014-01-28 02:24:19 AM  
1 vote:
Damned satellite cat murderers.

My cat has been talking of nothing else ever since she heard.
2014-01-28 02:14:22 AM  
1 vote:
A Wixom man police say is the Interstate 96 corridor shooter who terrorized motorists in October 2012 testified Monday that he was prompted to randomly shoot at cars after receiving "coded messages" during Detroit Tiger baseball games.

I think it's time we talked about baseball game control.

/ let's get this started
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