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(The Detroit_News)   "He testified 'advance technologies' - possibly satellite signals - were being used to injure his family and caused his wife to have two miscarriages, his three-year-old daughter to experience skin rashes and lesions, and killed his family's cat"   ( divider line
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2014-01-28 03:18:37 PM  

walktoanarcade: Lonestar:
Then there was the Elvis guy, who claimed that because he had an antenna on his roof, he was getting an Elvis song playing in the static on his, unplugged to the antenna and any receiver and anything else really, TV. He was adamant he was calling back and forth 5 times a day.

That is completely feasible. If his home was constructed in such a way and if the placement of the TV was just so, it's entirely possible that he was picking up an Elvis marathon on a radio station within the static signal on one of the dead channels. It's the same principle as holding onto the rabbit ears on an old CRT TV and maybe even doing some ballerina-like movements to get the right sweet spot for reception back in the day.

The TV need not be connected to anything in that sense because the dead channel is being fed the radio signal into the tube itself(by way of other components) through the air using nearby materials to "point it in."

I'm not an expert on this, but it's extremely common.  Of course it had nothing to do with satellites I will add, lest some farker think otherwise.

I didnt know Elvis guy had a fark account. LOL!
2014-01-28 05:29:38 PM  

vudukungfu: AverageAmericanGuy: Mass suicides are said to be a result of aberrant cult behavior, claim whale scientists.

Whales have religion?

Sure. Ain't you never heard of Cetaceantology?
2014-01-29 05:58:37 AM  
Look I didn't want to say anything

but I think it's Drew--with his Hidden Signals in the Keg of Heineken.
Sounds like an indie release.

When did Kentucky go from cool music to some crazed farker in scrubs, seriously?
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