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(Bleacher Report)   Soda commercial featuring Scarlett Johansson banned from running during the Super Bowl, but not for any of the reasons that you were hoping for   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 21
    More: Stupid, Scarlett Johansson, Super Bowl, Pepsi  
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21029 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2014 at 12:16 AM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-28 12:52:01 AM  
7 votes:
Yeah, I don't believe this story for one millisecond, mostly because every Sodastream I've ever tried tasted like ass. And not the good ass, either. Putrid, festering ass that's been left out in the sweaty sunshine for a week. Blue cheese ass.

It's like this:

* Real soda
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* Flat generic soda that's had a homeless guy's nutsack dipped in it
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* Sodastream
2014-01-28 02:51:21 AM  
5 votes:

hundreddollarman: hundreddollarman: Obligatory.

Damn it. What the hell happened?


There seems to be a glitch in the FARK matrix this evening/early morning, where the images are getting stretched and elongated. I'm thinking about posting a pic of my penis.
2014-01-28 12:47:29 AM  
4 votes:
Well, I was expecting to see her twist the bottle into her ass and fart into the bottle and that's how the bubbles were actually being made.

I am disappoint.
2014-01-28 12:33:48 AM  
4 votes:
"What are they afraid of?" asks Birnbaum. "Which advertiser in America doesn't mention a competitor? This is the kind of stuff that happens in China. I'm disappointed as an American."

Me Chinee. Me make joke. Me ban your commercial because you disparage our Coke.
2014-01-28 12:23:49 AM  
3 votes:
Blood bubbles.
2014-01-28 12:42:27 PM  
2 votes:

stewbert: People_are_Idiots: Strik3r: I'm not sure I understand how you could possibly "filter the water to death". It's still water, right? no suspended particles, no extra "stuff", just........ water.... (preferred in many cases)

Allow a little enlightenment then.

http://www.ecosway.com/ecosway/en_US/hexagon_03.jsp

And for those drinking bottled water (especially enviro-nuts)

http://www.banthebottle.net/bottled-water-facts/

So you're saying that your tap water is "sluggish and exhausted?" Did you actually read the link you provided? "People"_are_idiots, indeed. Easily the dumbest thing I've read all month. Do you drink Kangen water, too?



I once thought my tap water had mono for an entire year...turns out it was just really bored.
2014-01-28 03:00:08 AM  
2 votes:
Is this the thread where nobody knows how to size pictures correctly? I hope I'm in the right place.
2014-01-28 02:07:08 AM  
2 votes:

tonguedepressor: pedobearapproved: Well, I was expecting to see her twist the bottle into her ass and fart into the bottle and that's how the bubbles were actually being made.

I am disappoint.

The question than would be..who would still drink it?


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2014-01-28 01:17:44 AM  
2 votes:

johncb76006: Radioactive Ass: pedobearapproved: Well, I was expecting to see her twist the bottle into her ass and fart into the bottle and that's how the bubbles were actually being made.

I am disappoint.

I...

Well....

/ok, I just can't top that one. you win.

It would be better if she would queef into the bottle.

cdn.meme.li
2014-01-28 12:30:28 AM  
2 votes:
I have a stream for her, if you catch my drift, and I think you do.
2014-01-28 12:27:33 AM  
2 votes:
What the hell? We had a CO2 seltzer bottle 50 years ago when I was a kid. Is plaid back in too? Duncan tops? Yoyos?  Geez....
2014-01-28 03:43:17 PM  
1 votes:

hundreddollarman: Obligatory.

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Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.



Oh, you're good, you are. I came to this thread hoping for photos of the luscious Ms. Johansson in that catsuit from the Ironman motion pictures and there are none, no not one. But this has me powerfully embonered and for that, on this bitterly cold Winter's day, I thank ye.
2014-01-28 11:56:33 AM  
1 votes:
She's hot and stuff but her mouth moves funny like there's some dead brain center that was supposed to control it
2014-01-28 08:54:17 AM  
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: It's just a cure for not being a homicidal axe-wielding maniac.


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The potential market's enormous!
2014-01-28 08:42:06 AM  
1 votes:

Flappyhead: TheOtherMisterP: Forget the banning for a minute and just look at the commercial itself:

It's kind of lame, right? Any commercial that has to beg to go viral is just sad. And she doesn't do anything racy at all. Pepsi's Cindy Crawford commercial from 20 years was far sexier than this stupid thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B02DGmkqDDU

Hell compare it to the Two Broke Girls commercial last year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH5aT3s6fPE

If you're going this route for publicity at least make it worth our while.


Wow. they actually managed to make Beth Behr look somewhat attractive in that commercial.  God knows they can't accomplish it on the show itself. Every time she speaks, I just want to hide in Kat Denning's cleavage and hate the world into oblivion.
2014-01-28 08:29:52 AM  
1 votes:
Some people like Pepsi
Some people like Coke
The wacky morning DJ
says your marketing's a joke
2014-01-28 01:11:22 AM  
1 votes:
Stopped watching as soon as I realized she wouldn't be showing her tits.
2014-01-28 12:57:31 AM  
1 votes:

pedobearapproved: Well, I was expecting to see her twist the bottle into her ass and fart into the bottle and that's how the bubbles were actually being made.

I am disappoint.


I...

Well....

/ok, I just can't top that one. you win.
2014-01-28 12:53:37 AM  
1 votes:
Wow. Scarlett Johansson must be going through some hard times that she has to whore herself out to a soda company.
2014-01-28 12:52:20 AM  
1 votes:
I was kinda hoping for a nip slip or something

blacksportsonline.com
2014-01-28 12:29:59 AM  
1 votes:

LesserEvil: The reason it's "banned" is because SodaStream isn't buying any airtime and playing up a fake story about it being "banned" and getting a ton of publicity for it.


Hey look, not every Farker is a retard.
 
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