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(CNBC)   The 15 most bizarre Super Bowl bets   (cnbc.com) divider line 22
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2014-01-28 03:04:50 AM
I've got to hand it to you, subby. There are some stories that beg for posting. You've found one that begs to be forgotten.
 
2014-01-28 03:10:21 AM
To that I say "Fark your 17 page slideshow" CNBC!

deslide
 
2014-01-28 03:13:23 AM
and as to bet #15, I think that'd count as manslaughter when the coach ends up dying of hypothermia wouldn't it?
 
2014-01-28 03:41:20 AM
Fleming wearing gloves: depends on the weather; I'll say no
Moreno crying: yes
Pam Oliver shown first
It won't snow during the game
I'll take the Omaha Over (which sounds like an interesting sex act)
Beast Mode Over
No taunting on Richard Sherman
Bruno Mars will be wearing a Fedora
No way will any of the RHCP be shirtless
Crabtree will tweet about Sherman
Over on Eli
12th Man over 2
The announcers will not mention marijuana
Winning head coach will be dowsed in water.

Iczer: and as to bet #15, I think that'd count as manslaughter when the coach ends up dying of hypothermia wouldn't it?


Unless said coach is really Grigori Rasputin and just shrugs it off before getting struck by lightning and then giving the finger to whatever god thought that would be funny.
 
2014-01-28 04:26:30 AM

Iczer: and as to bet #15, I think that'd count as manslaughter when the coach ends up dying of hypothermia wouldn't it?


George Allen Wiki (scroll down to "Death").
 
2014-01-28 06:20:25 AM
Will any member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers be shirtless during their performance?

That's basically free money.
 
2014-01-28 07:15:47 AM

Iczer: To that I say "Fark your 17 page slideshow" CNBC!

deslide


number 16: over/under 30.5 farkers biatching about a god damn cnbc slideshow?

/take the over...
 
2014-01-28 07:36:45 AM

A Fark Handle: Iczer: To that I say "Fark your 17 page slideshow" CNBC!

deslide

number 16: over/under 30.5 farkers biatching about a god damn cnbc slideshow?

/take the over...


17:  Can we please start linking to Deslide from the start and not reinforce bad practices?
 
2014-01-28 07:55:44 AM
I am so glad that they clarified that Eli Manning IS IN FACT Peyton Manning's  brother.
 
2014-01-28 08:37:20 AM
Will Renee Fleming wear gloves when she sings the National Anthem? - Yes
Will Knowshon Moreno cry during the National Anthem? - Yes
Who will be seen first on TV after kickoff? - Pam Oliver
Will it snow during the game? - No (Though I hate this one. Do flurries count or does it have to be measurable snow?)
How many times will Peyton Manning say "Omaha" during the game? - Under 27.5
How many times will "Beast Mode" be said during the game? - Over 2
Will Richard Sherman receive a taunting penalty in the game? - No
What will Bruno Mars be wearing on his head at the start of his halftime performance? - Fedora
Will any member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers be shirtless during their performance? - No
Will Michael Crabtree mention Richard Sherman in a tweet during the Super Bowl from kickoff until final whistle? - No
How many times will Eli Manning (Peyton's brother) be shown on TV during the game? - Over 1.5
How many times will "12th man" be said during the game? - Under 2
Will the announcers say the word "marijuana" during the game? - No
Will the power go out in the stadium during the game? - No
What color will the Gatorade (or other liquid) be that is dumped on the winning head coach? - Orange

 I'll have to come back to see how I did. My stupid bank blocked my card from funding my Bovada account so I can't actually bet anymore.
 
2014-01-28 10:44:03 AM
Will Michael Crabtree mention Richard Sherman in a tweet during the Super Bowl from kickoff until final whistle?

What's stopping Crab from getting a friend to bet for him?  Seems like a large pay day could be had for him and some of his friends.
 
2014-01-28 10:57:03 AM

Iczer: To that I say "Fark your 17 page slideshow" CNBC!

deslide


Yep, not hard for a submitter can google the word "deslide" and test the site.
 
2014-01-28 10:59:04 AM

A Fark Handle: Iczer: To that I say "Fark your 17 page slideshow" CNBC!

deslide

number 16: over/under 30.5 farkers biatching about a god damn cnbc slideshow?

/take the over...


Well, we found the tardmitter, guys!! Turns out he was behind the couch the whole time.
 
2014-01-28 11:07:17 AM
Who CARES about most of this shiat? Who is a Renee Fleming and WHY would it matter if she wears farking gloves?

And unless they changed the policy, NO players are supposed to be Tweeting during the game. Play the farking game you're paid millions for and play with your phone later, dumbass.
 
2014-01-28 11:10:18 AM

Mikey1969: And unless they changed the policy, NO players are supposed to be Tweeting during the game. Play the farking game you're paid millions for and play with your phone later, dumbass.


Michael Crabtree isn't playing in the game.
 
2014-01-28 11:15:43 AM
I need to get to Vegas baby!  12th Man and Beast Mode side bets?  I'd make so much money!

/GO HAWKS!
 
2014-01-28 11:22:57 AM

KJUW89: Mikey1969: And unless they changed the policy, NO players are supposed to be Tweeting during the game. Play the farking game you're paid millions for and play with your phone later, dumbass.

Michael Crabtree isn't playing in the game.


Shiat, you're right, I don't know who I was confusing him with. LOL
 
2014-01-28 11:35:38 AM

Taima: I need to get to Vegas baby!  12th Man and Beast Mode side bets?  I'd make so much money!

/GO HAWKS!


I like these 2 bets as well, at worst I predict a push. I believe they will probably show and speak about Eli more than twice during the game coverage since he plays in the stadium, not to mention his brother is on the field.  I didn't look to see who the announcers were going to be, but I doubt they will mention pot.
So my bets would be as follows:
Pot- No
Eli- Over 1.5
12th man - Over 2
Beast Mode- Over 2
and maybe Crabtree - No Mention of Sherman during the game
 
2014-01-28 11:38:47 AM

Mikey1969: Shiat, you're right, I don't know who I was confusing him with. LOL


You probably did the same thing I did at first - thinking it was Sherman tweeting about Crabtree.  :)

/GoHawks!
 
2014-01-28 11:55:04 AM

Mikey1969: And unless they changed the policy, NO players are supposed to be Tweeting during the game. Play the farking game you're paid millions for and play with your phone later, dumbass.


I think players who are not playing in the Super Bowl are allowed to tweet during the game. Crabtree would be an example.
 
2014-01-28 12:25:25 PM

mikaloyd: Mikey1969: And unless they changed the policy, NO players are supposed to be Tweeting during the game. Play the farking game you're paid millions for and play with your phone later, dumbass.

I think players who are not playing in the Super Bowl are allowed to tweet during the game. Crabtree would be an example.


This was discussed 4 posts further upthread. Half an hour before you posted.

That would be an example as well.
 
2014-01-28 12:35:23 PM

Mikey1969: mikaloyd: Mikey1969: And unless they changed the policy, NO players are supposed to be Tweeting during the game. Play the farking game you're paid millions for and play with your phone later, dumbass.

I think players who are not playing in the Super Bowl are allowed to tweet during the game. Crabtree would be an example.

This was discussed 4 posts further upthread. Half an hour before you posted.


You can get free google lessons to help you find out who is on which team just one thread down.
 
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