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(The Morning Call)   11-year old boy learns a hard lesson that beer and water are not the same color....well, except if it's Coors Light   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, lessons, Schuylkill County, water bottles, community school  
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2014-01-28 03:27:45 AM  
2 votes:
I miss ordering ZIMA-s at a bar with a slice of lime and a curly straw. I would often have to bring my own curly straw.
2014-01-28 12:45:35 AM  
1 vote:

bugmn99: AverageAmericanGuy: If he's on the sauce already, maybe putting him through a "scared straight" program will help him.

Obviously his parents aren't doing their job here.

Why, do you want this kid to have to grow up in Schuylkill County sober? Are you just a sadist?

I'm not *just* a sadist. I have depth. I'm deep. I write poetry and shiat like that.
2014-01-27 10:38:02 PM  
1 vote:
Future Farker.
2014-01-27 10:13:12 PM  
1 vote:
Who was the little asshole that ratted him out?
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