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(Daily Mail)   Woman sentenced to 2 days in jail serves 5 months after judge forgot to sign her release order. Bonus: She's a hot blonde   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Destiny Hoffman, release form  
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22422 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2014 at 10:56 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-27 11:24:27 PM  
2 votes:

oovah: ummm - only hot in a burnt out methy possibly diseased kind of way. Definitely a poor.

Hot Blonde in a richer trust fund kinda way.

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You used your trust fund to buy a realdoll?
2014-01-27 09:42:37 PM  
2 votes:
It sounds like it was her destiny to be farked over by the system.  What are the odds that once released and properly compensated for this outrage, she's gonna go out and find a new source of drugs?
2014-01-28 02:05:51 AM  
1 vote:
There is in this thread a disappointing lack of judging this woman's looks and discussion of whether the various members would copulate with her. In addition, no one has complained that they can't fap to her photo.

Also, no one has posted the picture FTA alongside a photo of another individual bearing a resemblance to the subject, especially an uncomplimentary comparison.

Last but not least, no one has announced that they'll be in their bunk, or called for her to be showered and brought to their bedchamber.

Fark, I am disappoint.
2014-01-27 11:58:20 PM  
1 vote:
I'd do her, just may slap on a rubber or two tho.
2014-01-27 11:52:41 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-27 11:33:19 PM  
1 vote:

JeffreyScott: I had client in a private workhouse facility

Well, I guess now I know how to respond when someone says "are there no workhouses?"
2014-01-27 11:31:51 PM  
1 vote:
That's when you go meet the judge after work with a baseball bat, and even out the time served.

/5 good swings, one for each month.
2014-01-27 11:30:02 PM  
1 vote:
Destiny!  She be strippin'!
2014-01-27 11:17:30 PM  
1 vote:
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picture of the judge?
2014-01-27 11:09:27 PM  
1 vote:

Anderson's Pooper: According to the article she has an attorney and, from reading between the lines, he was on the case from the first sentencing.  Why the fark didn't she call him on day 3??

Everyone one in jail is innocent.
2014-01-27 10:18:06 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster: Well, color me surprised. It is a private corporately owned jail.

Clark County Jail Holding Corp

Most of Indiana's juvenile detention centers are privately owned as well.

America, locking up more of it's citizens than any other country in the world for profit!
Corporations are buying your legislators and courts and locking up your friends and family.

easy enough
the judge spends 5 months in jail
problem solved
2014-01-27 06:10:19 PM  
1 vote:

Lucky LaRue: Well, she's a blonde

I'm not so sure about that either.
2014-01-27 06:07:08 PM  
1 vote:

dj_bigbird: Dinki: It is unclear why Ms Hoffman did not let prison officials know that she was being held for an undue length of time.

Because she's a prisoner, and they always lie. And, I wonder if this jail is run by CCA....

If inmates didn't tell the guards when their sentence was up, how would the guards know when to release the inmates?
2014-01-27 05:56:14 PM  
1 vote:
Well, she's a blonde
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