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(Tri-City Herald)   Woman shaves off half of her hair to get Seahawks tattoo on her scalp in a bid to win divisional playoff tickets. Since this is Fark, and there is a 'Dumbass' tag, you can guess she didn't win   (tri-cityherald.com) divider line 51
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2014-01-27 08:12:34 PM  
Lost to a man wearing a Seahawks Batman costume.

That'd have to be one hell of a Batman costume.
 
2014-01-27 08:21:05 PM  
That's what I want to know - what the hell was that guy wearing?

I mean, she already has tattoos, so no big deal, but how did a Batman costume beat that?
 
2014-01-27 08:33:19 PM  

serpent_sky: That's what I want to know - what the hell was that guy wearing?

I mean, she already has tattoos, so no big deal, but how did a Batman costume beat that?


Maybe he had it tattooed on.
 
2014-01-27 08:41:16 PM  
maybe it was the real batman, although that is kinda farked up being the dude is mega rich... then again he might need those specific seats to foil a plot by the penguin...
 
2014-01-27 08:46:03 PM  
At least it wasn't a next tattoo
 
2014-01-27 08:47:29 PM  

borg: At least it wasn't a next tattoo


Stupid autocorrect "neck"
 
2014-01-27 08:54:22 PM  
She's a lot better looking than the "hot blond" who was stuck in jail for five months.
 
2014-01-27 08:55:25 PM  
this is what she "lost" to:

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

the contest wasn't "judged" it was based on online votes, and apparently he was able to get more of his friends to vote than she was able to.

voting results (which are just percentages, no mention of the actual # of votes).
 
2014-01-27 09:13:20 PM  

borg: borg: At least it wasn't a next tattoo

Stupid autocorrect "neck"


Oh, she has one of those as well.
 
2014-01-27 09:37:53 PM  
The hawk silhouette over the number "12," symbolizing the team's fan base her IQ.
 
2014-01-27 10:01:19 PM  

calbert: this is what she "lost" to:

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the contest wasn't "judged" it was based on online votes, and apparently he was able to get more of his friends to vote than she was able to.

voting results (which are just percentages, no mention of the actual # of votes).


That's not even close to Batman.  That's a guy in a towel and mardi gras mask.
 
2014-01-27 11:07:54 PM  
OK, she didn't win, but I doubt she's that shaken up about being stuck with a tattoo that she can hide at any time.  If she has a job that doesn't allow tattoos, it probably wouldn't allow any haircut that would reveal that tattoo anyway.
 
2014-01-27 11:24:03 PM  

Hollie Maea: OK, she didn't win, but I doubt she's that shaken up about being stuck with a tattoo that she can hide at any time.  If she has a job that doesn't allow tattoos, it probably wouldn't allow any haircut that would reveal that tattoo anyway.



If her job did have a no tat policy, what's she gonna do with that body artwork on her neck?
media.tri-cityherald.com
 
2014-01-27 11:52:05 PM  
Obviously she wasn't a Farkette, because she so would have come in 2nd with a greater percentage.
 
2014-01-28 12:05:22 AM  
What kind of a woman doesn't know what she has to do to win something?  Think, woman, think.
 
2014-01-28 12:08:20 AM  
Why are we getting this story now, nearly a month after the contest, three weeks after the game, and 10 days after the story was printed?
 
2014-01-28 12:11:36 AM  
yeah  that guy had to have gamed the voting cause his costume sucks.
 
2014-01-28 12:13:58 AM  

Prey4reign: Hollie Maea: OK, she didn't win, but I doubt she's that shaken up about being stuck with a tattoo that she can hide at any time.  If she has a job that doesn't allow tattoos, it probably wouldn't allow any haircut that would reveal that tattoo anyway.


If her job did have a no tat policy, what's she gonna do with that body artwork on her neck?
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Judging from the fact her husband is a tattoo artist and by her idiotic neck tattoo, I am going to say she's one of those annoying counter girls.
 
2014-01-28 12:17:33 AM  
This is all well and good, but did Seahulk get Superb Owl tickets?
 
2014-01-28 12:18:43 AM  
Thats the second dumbest Trollhawks tattoo Ive seen on FARK this month.
 
2014-01-28 12:25:37 AM  
*clicks link*

I like tatted-up girls way more than I should.
 
2014-01-28 12:47:35 AM  
Even worse for her...nobody told her that the divisional playoffs were over three weeks ago. I bet she feels really stupid now.
 
2014-01-28 01:39:10 AM  
she should have just offered to bang the guy in the batman costume for one of his tickets.
 
2014-01-28 02:01:31 AM  
Hey subby... See the part where she shaved half of her hair? That stuff has been known to grow back from time to time.

Also, considering that she has OTHER tattoos, and this is pretty good work, not only is she probably OK with this, she also doesn't deserve a 'Dumbass' tag.
 
2014-01-28 02:05:24 AM  
Remember THIS Guy? At least the girl gave herself an out...

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1193915!/img/httpImage/im a ge.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/tattoo28n-1-copy.jpg

Sorry can't post inline on my tablet.
 
2014-01-28 02:18:55 AM  

Mikey1969: Remember THIS Guy? At least the girl gave herself an out...

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1193915!/img/httpImage/im a ge.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/tattoo28n-1-copy.jpg

Sorry can't post inline on my tablet.


And nobody can parse out your link either without guessing where FARK broke it and fixing it by hand.

Which only the most OCD amongst us are curious and crazy enough to attempt.

So hows about you describe "THIS Guy", you know, with words, since you cant internet.
 
2014-01-28 02:22:22 AM  

mikaloyd: Mikey1969: Remember THIS Guy? At least the girl gave herself an out...

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1193915!/img/httpImage/im a ge.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/tattoo28n-1-copy.jpg

Sorry can't post inline on my tablet.

And nobody can parse out your link either without guessing where FARK broke it and fixing it by hand.

Which only the most OCD amongst us are curious and crazy enough to attempt.

So hows about you describe "THIS Guy", you know, with words, since you cant internet.


has to be Romney face guy.
 
2014-01-28 02:41:46 AM  

mikaloyd: Mikey1969: Remember THIS Guy? At least the girl gave herself an out...

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1193915!/img/httpImage/im a ge.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/tattoo28n-1-copy.jpg

Sorry can't post inline on my tablet.

And nobody can parse out your link either without guessing where FARK broke it and fixing it by hand.

Which only the most OCD amongst us are curious and crazy enough to attempt.

So hows about you describe "THIS Guy", you know, with words, since you cant internet.


Just for the record, I highlight, right click and copy into a new tab where I find a new tab and choose 'Paste am,,,

And yeah, it's Romney face guy. Her tattoo uses the logo of the team, and even if they change it, retro will still exist. The team has been around for a long time, and will be around even longer. Romney, on the their hand, will rebrand IF he decides to run again.

Either way, 5 inch tattoo is there to stay. Lastly, she can cover hers with her hair, but she may not want to, The Romney guy has it right on the side of his face they're gonna have to run his face through a bandsaw to 'cover it...
 
2014-01-28 02:50:55 AM  

Mikey1969: Just for the record, I highlight, right click and copy into a new tab where I find a new tab and choose 'Paste am,,,


Oh let me fall for that. Well played

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2014-01-28 03:21:26 AM  

Mikey1969: Hey subby... See the part where she shaved half of her hair? That stuff has been known to grow back from time to time.

Also, considering that she has OTHER tattoos, and this is pretty good work, not only is she probably OK with this, she also doesn't deserve a 'Dumbass' tag.


She's still not going to sleep with you.  Now, if you had tickets....
 
2014-01-28 03:28:13 AM  
Am I the only one thinking she looks like a tribe member from some dystopian future, especially with the tattoo being some sort of tribal signet.  Or have I been playing too much Deus Ex while watching Mad Max?
 
2014-01-28 05:30:16 AM  

Cagey B: *clicks link*

I like hate tatted-up girls way more than I should.


FTFM.  Tired of tats in general, but the brazilion of them on girls is getting obnoxious.
 
2014-01-28 07:41:48 AM  
She already had a neck tat and she can cover this with hair. So tag is for subby then. Got it
 
2014-01-28 07:43:42 AM  

harleyquinnical: Am I the only one thinking she looks like a tribe member from some dystopian future, especially with the tattoo being some sort of tribal signet.  Or have I been playing too much Deus Ex while watching Mad Max?


Yeah... You should probably Just walk away from them... Just. Walk. Away
 
2014-01-28 08:19:27 AM  
Does she have to pay royalties to A&M?
 
2014-01-28 08:45:24 AM  
Well, she can always transition the new look into a future in porn.

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-01-28 09:04:02 AM  

mikaloyd: Mikey1969: Just for the record, I highlight, right click and copy into a new tab where I find a new tab and choose 'Paste am,,,

Oh let me fall for that. Well played

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It was there yesterday, Jesus, I searched "Romney Tattoo" since the clues were too much for you and found the samne farking link.

assets.nydailynews.com

Remind me to send you some link to show you how Google works. Personally, I would have gotten curious by that point and searched for "the guy with the Romney tattoo", since that's what we were talking about.

But I went ahead and fixed it for you.
 
2014-01-28 09:15:03 AM  
This makes no sense. He must have wrote a script or something that would give him the votes, because no way does a guy named "Braiden" with that shiatty ass costume have that many friends.
 
2014-01-28 09:24:39 AM  

beerrun: Well, she can always transition the new look into a future in porn.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x236]


thats what I'm talking about. I love chicks with tattoos, piercings, shaved heads. Dirty dirty yummy girls! Big fan of the Burning Angel porn
 
2014-01-28 09:30:51 AM  
Why are seahawks fans so farking stupid?
 
2014-01-28 09:32:19 AM  

mentallo69: beerrun: Well, she can always transition the new look into a future in porn.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x236]

thats what I'm talking about. I love chicks with tattoos, piercings, shaved heads. Dirty dirty yummy girls! Big fan of the Burning Angel porn


Christy Mack ftw!
 
2014-01-28 09:37:46 AM  

beerrun: mentallo69: beerrun: Well, she can always transition the new look into a future in porn.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x236]

thats what I'm talking about. I love chicks with tattoos, piercings, shaved heads. Dirty dirty yummy girls! Big fan of the Burning Angel porn

Christy Mack ftw!


hell yes! I'd do nasty things to that woman
 
2014-01-28 10:11:08 AM  

mentallo69: beerrun: mentallo69: beerrun: Well, she can always transition the new look into a future in porn.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x236]

thats what I'm talking about. I love chicks with tattoos, piercings, shaved heads. Dirty dirty yummy girls! Big fan of the Burning Angel porn

Christy Mack ftw!

hell yes! I'd do nasty things to that woman


like make a sandwhich from the roast beef?
 
2014-01-28 10:28:57 AM  

TNel: mentallo69: beerrun: mentallo69: beerrun: Well, she can always transition the new look into a future in porn.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x236]

thats what I'm talking about. I love chicks with tattoos, piercings, shaved heads. Dirty dirty yummy girls! Big fan of the Burning Angel porn

Christy Mack ftw!

hell yes! I'd do nasty things to that woman

like make a sandwhich from the roast beef?


I'm thinking Arby's
 
2014-01-28 10:29:35 AM  
She should have won on the basis of the Chad Brown jersey. Who even has one of those?
 
2014-01-28 10:43:48 AM  

abhorrent1: Why are seahawks fans so farking stupid?


Right, because only Seahawks fans have gotten tattoos.
 
2014-01-28 11:03:18 AM  

Mikey1969: But I went ahead and fixed it for you.


Thank you for learning.
 
2014-01-28 11:16:40 AM  

mikaloyd: Mikey1969: But I went ahead and fixed it for you.

Thank you for learning.


There was nothing to learn. Fark killed my image because its mobile site doesn't work all that well. I merely searched Google, a new "search engine" that allows you to look for things on the "Internet". It's really cool how it works, actually. I think this whole thing may take off.

This should help you.(How to use Google)
http://searchengineland.com/guide/how-to-use-google-to-search

In case that's too advanced, here's one called "Internet for Beginners"
http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/internet101/u/inetbasics.htm

Read these two pages, and you may be finding your OWN images on the internet in no time.
 
2014-01-28 11:25:21 AM  
Forget it, Jake. It's the Tri-Cities. I mean, that woman is attractive and all, and I do love the tats, but not enough to get over my fear and loathing of the Glow-In-the-Dark part of our state.
 
2014-01-28 11:26:33 AM  

stappawho: abhorrent1: Why are seahawks fans so farking stupid?

Right, because only Seahawks fans have gotten tattoos.


Yeah, this one always comes to mind when stupid fans' tattoos comes up:

thefootbawlblog.files.wordpress.com
 
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