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2014-01-27 06:52:23 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-27 08:47:24 PM  
Dat dairy air!
 
2014-01-27 08:57:59 PM  
DIE FART, DIE

/rakes
 
2014-01-27 09:14:31 PM  
Sad trifecta?
 
2014-01-27 09:16:45 PM  
that stinks.
 
2014-01-27 09:17:17 PM  
Well that stinks.
 
2014-01-27 09:17:52 PM  
High levels of the gas had built up in the structure in the central German town of Rasdorf, then "a static electric charge caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames," the force said in a statement.

These are not the farty cows you're looking for...
 
2014-01-27 09:17:58 PM  
Frenchmen with a catapult wanted for questioning.
 
2014-01-27 09:20:12 PM  
Problem with methane collection?
/DRTFA
 
2014-01-27 09:21:34 PM  
This is how my grandfather lost their chickens in 1945. The fan broke and I will never forget my grandfather's displeasure that I thought it was funny.
 
2014-01-27 09:24:23 PM  
Frau O'Leary wanted for questioning.
 
2014-01-27 09:26:51 PM  
static2.wikia.nocookie.net

Unavailable for comment.

Fix my chicken coop!!
 
2014-01-27 09:28:10 PM  
This is why I will never attend a performance of Wagner's Gotterdammerung.

josmarlopes.files.wordpress.com

Too dangerous.
 
2014-01-27 09:29:47 PM  
They were French resistance cows -- La Vache Qui Reignite.
 
2014-01-27 09:31:45 PM  
bigkingken.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-27 09:32:45 PM  
Mein fuerher, ve haff developed ze ultimate weapon -- Ze Panzerfahrten!
www.freakingnews.com
 
2014-01-27 09:33:48 PM  

Super Chronic: Frau O'Leary wanted for questioning.


Threadwin.
 
2014-01-27 09:38:54 PM  
Seriously, just blame it on the dog.
 
2014-01-27 09:40:12 PM  
Thanks Fartwagyu?
 
2014-01-27 09:44:00 PM  
FTFA: "One cow was treated for burns, a police spokesman added."

Here is an artist's depiction of the police spokesman (and friend):

i243.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-27 09:46:46 PM  
This is not a repeat from Chicago, 1871.
 
2014-01-27 09:48:41 PM  
This is how most Fark parties end up.
 
2014-01-27 09:54:50 PM  
Can't you guys spot a false flag operation?  That barn is this generations Reichstag, mark my words, pretty soon they'll be sending cows to the slaughterhouse.
 
2014-01-27 10:01:43 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2014-01-27 10:11:00 PM  
Isn't this how the great Chicago Fire started?
 
2014-01-27 10:21:29 PM  
Self roasting beef?  Sign me up!!!
 
2014-01-27 10:23:31 PM  
You know who else started a fire?
 
2014-01-27 10:24:21 PM  

balki1867: Isn't this how the great Chicago Fire started?


Frau O'Leary might disagree.
 
2014-01-27 10:51:30 PM  
Came for the great Chicago fire references.

/leaving happy.
 
2014-01-27 11:01:56 PM  
"Flatulent Cows" is the name of my Heart cover band.
 
2014-01-27 11:10:16 PM  
Is there any other kind of cow?
 
2014-01-27 11:11:25 PM  
 
2014-01-27 11:12:37 PM  

dstanley: "Flatulent Cows" is the name of my Heart cover band.


I closed my browser window, laughed out loud, and had to come back to give props to this post.
 
2014-01-27 11:14:12 PM  

fjnorton: This is how my grandfather lost their chickens in 1945. The fan broke and I will never forget my grandfather's displeasure that I thought it was funny.


You know, that makes me wonder.  Is that just a cultural difference, or is there at some point in your life when farts stop becoming funny?
 
2014-01-27 11:18:47 PM  
Ye problem with cows is thats they farts from both ends.
 
2014-01-27 11:39:33 PM  
I hate when that happens.
 
2014-01-28 12:01:06 AM  
I suppose the media are going to milk this story for all it's worth.
 
2014-01-28 12:08:39 AM  
Bovine breeze begets big barn blaze
 
2014-01-28 12:23:39 AM  
Okay, who left his Zippo in the heifer house? As if giving then Coors Light wasn't bad enough.

Farmer's son: "My brainstorm: yogurt in one step."

Drunk cow: "Hold my beer and watch this."
 
2014-01-28 12:54:57 AM  
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2014-01-28 02:02:37 AM  

balki1867: Isn't this how the great Chicago Fire started?


Actually, the theory is that the Chicago fire might have been meteor strikes. There were several other major fires around the Great Lakes region on the same night (Oct 8, 1871), including the massive Peshtigo fire in Wisconsin.

Don't mean to ruin a good joke ... I just think it's an interesting story.
 
2014-01-28 02:05:35 AM  

Prey4reign: Mein fuerher, ve haff developed ze ultimate weapon -- Ze Panzerfahrten!
[www.freakingnews.com image 800x600]


My hat is off to you, farking hilarious.
 
2014-01-28 03:41:41 AM  
In my head right now there's a Gary Larsen Farside cartoon of delinquent teenage cows lighting their farts out  behind the barn. I can picture it as clearly as if he actually drew it.

The one about how the cows burned down Farmer Brown's barn

Another Brantgoose cartoon idea that will never see print
 
2014-01-28 09:14:02 AM  
Now this thread is flamed!

That stinks.
 
2014-01-28 09:55:07 AM  
German.  check
gross bodily functions.  check
animals.  check

Rule 34 strikes again.
 
2014-01-28 02:36:34 PM  

Neondistraction: fjnorton: This is how my grandfather lost their chickens in 1945. The fan broke and I will never forget my grandfather's displeasure that I thought it was funny.

You know, that makes me wonder.  Is that just a cultural difference, or is there at some point in your life when farts stop becoming funny?


I certainly hope not.  That'll be the day that fart threads stop reminding me of Ory's Creole Trombone.
 
2014-01-28 06:47:02 PM  
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Wanted for questioning?
 
2014-01-28 08:20:49 PM  
Das Toot
 
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