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(The Union Leader)   When I text you with "Roasting Pan", that means I want you to bring me a gun. Oh, and I'm "insane" but look at all the things I did to set this murder up   (unionleader.com) divider line 19
    More: Fail, roasting pan, Michele Corson, insanity plea, child custody  
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2014-01-27 11:41:14 PM
Desjardins said that once he got Warf to the concrete plant, he slit Warf's throat with a utility knife and struck her in the head with the handgun, and later doused the body with gasoline, according to court records.

You're doing it wrong.
 
2014-01-27 11:44:41 PM
www.americanthinker.com
 
2014-01-27 11:54:48 PM
Why would you murder a Klingon?
 
2014-01-27 11:57:17 PM

macross87: Why would you murder a Klingon?


Came here to say that.
Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-27 11:59:50 PM
A GIS for "glock roasting pan" brings up this...Pih-Mummin Makkara

finntimes.com

You bake it at 375 for about 25 minutes until the cheese melts. Serve with potatoes. Do not douse in gasoline.

/I think I would put some bread crumbs on that before baking...
 
2014-01-28 12:15:11 AM
FTFA:

"Both of us planned it, both of us executed it," Aaron Desjardins allegedly told his brother-in-law during a recorded phone call just four days after the March 7 murder in Exeter. "It was both of our decision to kill Amanda."

What a moron.
 
2014-01-28 12:28:40 AM

The One True TheDavid: FTFA:

"Both of us planned it, both of us executed it," Aaron Desjardins allegedly told his brother-in-law during a recorded phone call just four days after the March 7 murder in Exeter. "It was both of our decision to kill Amanda."

What a moron.


Way to go genius. Now neither of you get custody of your son.
 
2014-01-28 12:37:12 AM

macross87: Why would you murder a Klingon?


He has no honor!
 
2014-01-28 12:53:40 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: A GIS for "glock roasting pan" brings up this...Pih-Mummin Makkara

[finntimes.com image 500x500]

You bake it at 375 for about 25 minutes until the cheese melts. Serve with potatoes. Do not douse in gasoline.

/I think I would put some bread crumbs on that before baking...


Penis goes where?
 
2014-01-28 01:16:40 AM
Aaron Desjardins also admitted during a police interview that he shaved his head and facial hair with the help of his wife and sister so he could avoid leaving DNA evidence behind at the concrete plant.

Well, that worked for me. Uhm, not me. A friend. It worked for a friend. A friend of a friend. A third cousin. Well, it worked for one of them.
 
2014-01-28 01:34:57 AM
Camoflauged duct tape?

Yeah, this is about the level of inteligent civilization I expect from someone who buys a roll of camoflauged duct tape.
 
2014-01-28 01:48:17 AM
Utility knife.
Handgun.
Gasoline.
Wire garrote.
Camouflaged duct tape.
Baseball bat.

Obviously planning to make it look like a suicide.

/Effing Epping. How does it work?
 
2014-01-28 01:52:03 AM

reubendaley: Utility knife.
Handgun.
Gasoline.
Wire garrote.
Camouflaged duct tape.
Baseball bat.

Obviously planning to make it look like a suicide.

/Effing Epping. How does it work?


I think the article says he was trying to frame it on one of her ex boyfriends.
 
2014-01-28 01:55:30 AM
cache.reelz.com

Remember, tonight we kill the President.
 
2014-01-28 01:57:55 AM
You have to love that the moron was mad that he wasn't going to get custody of his kid, so instead murders her and then will be in prison for life leaving the kid without either parent. Brilliant.
 
2014-01-28 04:16:12 AM

fusillade762: Desjardins said that once he got Warf to the concrete plant, he slit Warf's throat with a utility knife and struck her in the head with the handgun, and later doused the body with gasoline, according to court records.

You're doing it wrong.


Hey now, sometimes the pistol whip is the better choice. It's quieter, for one...
 
2014-01-28 06:16:27 AM
Insanity and attention to detail are not incompatible, subby

/he's as sane as I am
//excuse me while I go play with the aliens in my basement
 
2014-01-28 07:38:53 AM

OhioUGrad: You have to love that the moron was mad that he wasn't going to get custody of his kid, so instead murders her and then will be in prison for life leaving the kid without either parent. Brilliant.


And taking stepmom and aunt with him.  Here's hoping the mom had family to raise the kid.
 
2014-01-28 12:30:32 PM

OhioUGrad: You have to love that the moron was mad that he wasn't going to get custody of his kid, so instead murders her and then will be in prison for life leaving the kid without either parent. Brilliant.


Spite logic: If I can't have the kid, then neither can my ex. It's all about me.
 
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