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(Popular Science)   On Feb. 4, dozens of new domain name endings will be available, such as: .coffee, .computer, .buzz, .email, and .sucks. No, really   (popsci.com) divider line 21
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2014-01-27 05:08:11 PM  
3 votes:
Alright, finally I can register Duke.sucks and auction it off to Drew for millions of dollars!
2014-01-27 08:52:27 PM  
2 votes:

A_bomb37: taxandspend: Remind me to jump on the following:

justinbieber.sucks
nickleback.sucks
michaelbay.sucks
mileycyrus.sucks

Yeah, how could .sucks be anything more than a blatant cash grab. I mean hell the vast majority of .xxx sales were from NON XXX business, but rather corporations just trying to protect themselves from having to deal with walmart.xxx or something like that.


Oh god I thought of peopleofwalmart.xxx.

Anyone know how much alcohol I'll need to get that image out of my head?
2014-01-27 08:38:56 PM  
2 votes:
I have been spreading the rumour that the new domain extensions are like 1-900 numbers and you will get a bill from your internet company if you use them.
2014-01-27 07:54:23 PM  
2 votes:

common sense is an oxymoron: buckeyebrain: ZeroCorpse: alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

alt.dinosaurs.barney.die.die.die

I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree...


I loved you
You loved me
And now we both have HIV...
2014-01-27 07:35:02 PM  
2 votes:
alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die
2014-01-27 07:02:32 PM  
2 votes:
    .wtf
2014-01-28 02:05:46 AM  
1 votes:
com.zombo Where possible anything at all? Anything.  com.zombo
2014-01-27 11:41:37 PM  
1 votes:
http://your.blog.sucks/
2014-01-27 11:34:54 PM  
1 votes:
New great site:

http://lemon.party
2014-01-27 10:21:45 PM  
1 votes:

jigger: MarkEC: Whatever happened to .xxx? I have yet to see one.

http://conan.xxx/


Oh, it's a Conan O'Brien thing. That might be amusing.
*clicks*
Yep, that's what it is. I'll come back and look at that in a minute.
*tabs away*
SULTRY FEMALE VOICE OVER PORN MUSIC:"Conan... triple X!"
*wife glare*
Goddamn autoplay.
*clicks pause*
*tabs away*
SULTRY FEMALE VOICE OVER PORN MUSIC:"Conan... triple X!"
*wife glare*
Goddamn auto-refreshing autoplay.
*clicks pause*
*tabs away*
SULTRY FEMALE VOICE OVER PORN MUSIC:"Cona--"
*mashes pause*
*closes window*
*wife glare*

/*wife glare*
2014-01-27 09:53:22 PM  
1 votes:
Can you hack/re-direct domain names? Because I give it until 00:05 on Feb. 4th for www.microsoft.sucks to appear.
2014-01-27 09:49:55 PM  
1 votes:

Garydrgn: The money I could make if I could get Walmart.sucks before anyone else...


WIPO would rip it away from you

http://www.wipo.int/freepublications/en/arbitration/892/wipo_pub_892 .p df
2014-01-27 09:43:12 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Remember New.net? You could buy any TLD you wanted -- but only users who had their spyware installed could access them.

Thankfully, they went out of business.
2014-01-27 09:03:45 PM  
1 votes:
Came for "yourblog.sucks," leaving disappointed.
2014-01-27 07:52:15 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Vlad_the_Inaner: BizarreMan: Are any of those new TLD's really necessary?  Seems to me that they're a money grab.  Nobody thinks to look at anything that's not .com/.edu/.org/.net.

Wait until someone promulgates regulations where NSFW type content must come from .xxx (or the like).  To make cheap child protection filters feasible

And why would that be a bad thing? It would be kind of nice to not run the risk every time I test a user's computer of tripping a Rule 34 website. So far, "puppies" is the only truly safe Google search I've found, and I'm sure that won't last long.


"Sweater" puppies on second page.
2014-01-27 07:47:55 PM  
1 votes:

buckeyebrain: ZeroCorpse: alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

alt.dinosaurs.barney.die.die.die


I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree...
2014-01-27 07:12:16 PM  
1 votes:
letsgocenacena.sucks

/warstlin' thread should be fun tonight.
2014-01-27 07:02:14 PM  
1 votes:

MarkEC: Whatever happened to .xxx? I have yet to see one.


http://conan.xxx/
2014-01-27 06:38:45 PM  
1 votes:
So, I can finally register clownpenis.fart?
2014-01-27 06:31:35 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Alright, finally I can register Duke.sucks and auction it off to Drew for millions of dollars!


You should register Fark.sucks too, for bonus beer money.
2014-01-27 06:08:58 PM  
1 votes:
The death of the Internet will be protracted and excruciating.
 
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