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2014-01-27 05:52:26 PM
Gandhi II now in reach.
 
2014-01-27 05:56:27 PM
I've read she was  bit of a dick.
 
2014-01-27 05:57:11 PM
Mother Teresa 'SPLOSIONS!
 
2014-01-27 05:59:03 PM
...and she will be played by Jennifer Love Hewitt.
 
2014-01-27 06:02:08 PM
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2014-01-27 06:03:01 PM
Caring for the sick and poor.
And two hours of explosions!
 
2014-01-27 06:06:48 PM
Who wants to start the betting pool on her losing her faith and deciding the Church is bullshiat not being mentioned at all?
 
2014-01-27 06:07:09 PM
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Finally! I hope they do Hitchens proud.

/Praying for Jada Pinkett-Smith as Mother.
 
2014-01-27 06:08:06 PM
In a Michael Bay movie, the habit kicks you!
 
2014-01-27 06:15:34 PM

weirdneighbour: I've read she was  bit of a dick.


I'll just leave this here.
 
2014-01-27 06:15:44 PM
I didn't realize how many explosions she was present for.
 
2014-01-27 06:16:21 PM

Fano: Gandhi II now in reach.


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2014-01-27 06:30:37 PM
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Vows of Chastity.
 
2014-01-27 06:30:54 PM
I thought  Sophie Maes already did this?
 
2014-01-27 06:33:01 PM

Fano: Gandhi II now in reach.


Please let this happen.

"Give me a steak. Medium rare."
 
2014-01-27 06:36:07 PM
Nothing to see here article mentions nothing about a director.
 
2014-01-27 06:37:46 PM

Dragonflew: weirdneighbour: I've read she was  bit of a dick.
I'll just leave this here.



Penn & Teller B*llSh*t on MT

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2014-01-27 06:37:59 PM

Esroc: Who wants to start the betting pool on her losing her faith and deciding the Church is bullshiat not being mentioned at all?


That'll be the midpoint. Then she'll rally in her faith and the scrappy orphans from Calcutta will win the Cricket match/quiz show.
 
2014-01-27 06:42:40 PM
She takes her vows, then as she starts to stand back up, the camera does a 360 pan around her. Because the shiat doesn't get any realer than that.
 
2014-01-27 06:42:58 PM

grimlock1972: Nothing to see here article mentions nothing about a director.


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The easiest people to troll are the Fark Movie Critic Brigade, and the easiest way to troll them is mention the name of Michael Bay.
 
2014-01-27 07:24:17 PM

Esroc: Who wants to start the betting pool on her losing her faith and deciding the Church is bullshiat not being mentioned at all?


...or withholding pain medication, because suffering brings them closer to God?
 
2014-01-27 07:25:29 PM

Uncle Pooky: grimlock1972: Nothing to see here article mentions nothing about a director.

thatsthejoke.jpg

The easiest people to troll are the Fark Movie Critic Brigade, and the easiest way to troll them is mention the name of Michael Bay.


I am hardly a movie critic.   but what ever.   and i can think of a worse person to direct a Mother Teresa biopic, and thats  Uwe Boll.
 
2014-01-27 07:25:33 PM
I prefer the M. Night treatment where on her deathbed Mother Teresa reveals she was respected character actor Karl Malden the whole time.
 
2014-01-27 07:49:21 PM

Esroc: Who wants to start the betting pool on her losing her faith and deciding the Church is bullshiat not being mentioned at all?


Nobody's taking action on that. It's a certainty they won't do anything but a whitewash on her.
 
2014-01-27 08:11:32 PM
 
2014-01-27 08:33:48 PM

grimlock1972: Uncle Pooky: grimlock1972: Nothing to see here article mentions nothing about a director.

thatsthejoke.jpg

The easiest people to troll are the Fark Movie Critic Brigade, and the easiest way to troll them is mention the name of Michael Bay.

I am hardly a movie critic.   but what ever.   and i can think of a worse person to direct a Mother Teresa biopic, and thats  Uwe Boll.


I wasn't referring to you as a troll.
 
2014-01-27 08:43:18 PM

Uncle Pooky: grimlock1972: Uncle Pooky: grimlock1972: Nothing to see here article mentions nothing about a director.

thatsthejoke.jpg

The easiest people to troll are the Fark Movie Critic Brigade, and the easiest way to troll them is mention the name of Michael Bay.

I am hardly a movie critic.   but what ever.   and i can think of a worse person to direct a Mother Teresa biopic, and thats  Uwe Boll.

I wasn't referring to you as a troll.


ah okay np then.
 
2014-01-27 08:50:02 PM

Fano: Esroc: Who wants to start the betting pool on her losing her faith and deciding the Church is bullshiat not being mentioned at all?

That'll be the midpoint. Then she'll rally in her faith and the scrappy orphans from Calcutta will win the Cricket match/quiz show.


Not cricket - football
 
2014-01-27 09:52:05 PM

Uncle Pooky: grimlock1972: Nothing to see here article mentions nothing about a director.

thatsthejoke.jpg

The easiest people to troll are the Fark Movie Critic Brigade, and the easiest way to troll them is mention the name of Michael Bay.


That's the saddest thing I've seen all day. Subby should go outside and do something worth using up breath on.
 
2014-01-27 10:33:02 PM
I assume it will be buried on opening weekend behind the Lady Diana biopic
 
2014-01-27 10:53:34 PM
There was absolutely NOTHING cool about Mother Theresa! She deliberately kept her victims starving and in poverty as part of some sicko reverse prosperity gospel that the more you are suffering and in agony, the closer to Jeebus you are (she of course exempted herself from this suffering she inflicted, of course). The victims under her "care" were kept in a living Hell because of her.
 
2014-01-27 10:59:41 PM

TV's Vinnie: There was absolutely NOTHING cool about Mother Theresa! She deliberately kept her victims starving and in poverty as part of some sicko reverse prosperity gospel that the more you are suffering and in agony, the closer to Jeebus you are (she of course exempted herself from this suffering she inflicted, of course). The victims under her "care" were kept in a living Hell because of her.


So therefore all 517 Missions are to be hated and despised because...?
 
2014-01-27 11:19:57 PM

GungFu: [img2.imagesbn.com image 260x396]

Finally! I hope they do Hitchens proud.

/Praying for Jada Pinkett-Smith as Mother.


That's what was so great about Hitchens: he was so classy!

The_Philosopher_King: Dragonflew: weirdneighbour: I've read she was  bit of a dick.
I'll just leave this here.


Penn & Teller B*llSh*t on MT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XRsJI6YxI


Penn and Teller believe that you can't execute a man for killing another, but you are within your rights to kill a man for trying to take your wallet. Fark them.
 
2014-01-27 11:21:31 PM
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2014-01-27 11:47:41 PM

Gyrfalcon: TV's Vinnie: There was absolutely NOTHING cool about Mother Theresa! She deliberately kept her victims starving and in poverty as part of some sicko reverse prosperity gospel that the more you are suffering and in agony, the closer to Jeebus you are (she of course exempted herself from this suffering she inflicted, of course). The victims under her "care" were kept in a living Hell because of her.

So therefore all 517 Missions are to be hated and despised because...?


Watch the P&T BUllshut episode. Those aren't missions. They're tax shelters.
 
2014-01-28 12:15:52 AM

TV's Vinnie: There was absolutely NOTHING cool about Mother Theresa! She deliberately kept her victims starving and in poverty as part of some sicko reverse prosperity gospel that the more you are suffering and in agony, the closer to Jeebus you are (she of course exempted herself from this suffering she inflicted, of course). The victims under her "care" were kept in a living Hell because of her.


So she was a dem?

Wait that is one tab over.
 
2014-01-28 02:07:54 AM

Fano: I assume it will be buried on opening weekend behind the Lady Diana biopic


Now, Michael Bay could direct the shiat out of a Lady Di movie. Well, the last 10 minutes, anyway.
 
2014-01-28 04:52:09 AM

Sgt Otter: Esroc: Who wants to start the betting pool on her losing her faith and deciding the Church is bullshiat not being mentioned at all?

...or withholding pain medication, because suffering brings them closer to God?


This. Fark Mother Teresa and her ilk.
 
2014-01-28 04:15:22 PM
All those explosions and no painkillers? That's gonna be a fun soundtrack of needless suffering..

//mother theresa may have been a very good soul, but do you really think god wants someone who broke their leg to lie in agony? Her views on medicine bordered on barbaric...
 
2014-01-28 04:25:40 PM

Somaticasual: //mother theresa may have been a very good soul


She may have been. But she wasn't.
 
2014-01-28 04:37:48 PM
I hear she favoured the 20mm gatling.
 
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