Pocket Ninja: So, I guess Hypervocal is a website that thought Opposing Views was just too darned intelligent in its plagiarism and wanted to dumb things down a bit?Can we stop linking to these sites that just re-post another site's content without adding anything interesting, unique, or insightful? Jesus, there's nothing here that isn't in the original article at all, it's just some idiot's paraphrase of the source material and a shift into the second person to make it sound "edgy". Utter crap that shouldn't be rewarded at all.Original link, click this one if you came to the comments without reading TFA: http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/01/27/only-on-2-federal-police-of f icer-accused-of-sending-nude-selfie-to-woman-who-needed-help/
Pocket Ninja: So, I guess Hypervocal is a website that thought Opposing Views was just too darned intelligent in its plagiarism and wanted to dumb things down a bit?
Mitch Taylor's Bro: This. Oh wait, that's kind of what sites like Hypercrapple do.
baconbeard: So???? DID the naked selfie help???
SenorBenedict: So were her breasts rather large? I mean don't leave us hanging.
Slartibartfaster: Mitch Taylor's Bro: This. Oh wait, that's kind of what sites like Hypercrapple do.Isnt that kinda what fark does ? We just do it funnier and in tweet like format that ignores article content for convenience and lulz
f150: SansNeural:Work firewall/filter blocked hypervocal, category: pornography.That'll look great at my next performance review.As your attorney, I advise you to have a creepy co-worker to blame that on.
C18H27NO3: "Please, please help me find my Uncle."Sends pic.Caption: It's me!
megarian: baconbeard: So???? DID the naked selfie help???
Walker: WTF did I just read? It all turned to gobbledegook at this point:None of his textual healing advances were requited. Not his question of whether she had a boyfriend. Not his request for a shared cup of coffee. Not a photo of himself in full uniform. At that point, you give up, right?WHAT???I'm not even sure who sent the selfie. What does he do at the VA?It says:There she met Jason Fougere. As CBS 2 in Los Angeles explains, the woman asked for help, and in return this officer was no gentleman (wakka wakka).But then never explains who he is, how she got connected with him, etc. Terrible writing all around.
LtDarkstar: $10 says this idiot claims "PTSD" or similar if he actually gets in trouble for this..
fusillade762: SenorBenedict: So were her breasts rather large? I mean don't leave us hanging.Seriously. Talk about important information being left out.
mongbiohazard: I just can't understand the mentality of a guy who thinks this is how to successfully get some action. Especially after not being well received to just keep escalating... You think it's going to farking work? WTF, moron?Maybe I'm just naive and it actually works more often then I think... But I can't help but suspect that this would only work with the very worst of the most emotionally damaged hambeasts that populate the shadows of nightmares... and even THEN it seems unlikely.
Curious: i was on the beach one night with a lifer who swore that "wanna fark" worked more often than not. when i saw the diseased hard ridden skanks he was going to ask i realized why.
BolshyGreatYarblocks: LtDarkstar: $10 says this idiot claims "PTSD" or similar if he actually gets in trouble for this..The perp was actually a cop working at or near the VA. Combat vets with PTSD actually seem more stable than cops these days.
WordyGrrl: BolshyGreatYarblocks: LtDarkstar: $10 says this idiot claims "PTSD" or similar if he actually gets in trouble for this..The perp was actually a cop working at or near the VA. Combat vets with PTSD actually seem more stable than cops these days.The VA doesn't have a "police force" of its own, so yes, this guy was most likely a security guard at the front desk of whatever VA facility she went to.Those security guards are supposed to protect the VA staff from crazies (yes, sometimes veterans with PTSD do "go off" and get dangerous). But hey, we're talking rent-a-cops here, so...
Kevin72: I thought it was going to be a naked selfie of the uncle. That would be embarassing, but would nonetheless help. But a selfie of the officer? That is totally non sequitur, won't help them find the lost uncle, not at all.
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