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(The Sports Bank.net)   Desperate for ratings, NBC will have a rehabbing Lindsey Vonn report daily on the Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia. Vonn will give us on an insider, boots-on-the-ground perspective from.......New York City   (thesportsbank.net) divider line 30
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2014-01-27 06:16:27 PM
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2014-01-27 06:30:59 PM
thanks for the warning
 
2014-01-27 06:37:51 PM
If I was a well-known American athlete, that is where I would want to be during those games.
 
2014-01-27 06:43:25 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers:


And we're done here.
 
2014-01-27 06:51:56 PM
Did she just hit a landmine Lindsey?
 
2014-01-27 06:56:11 PM
I'm sure she'll be constantly out of breath during segments, after trying to inflate Tiger's golf game.
 
2014-01-27 07:03:27 PM
To be fair, if I could get paid to not go to Russia, I'd be all over that.
 
2014-01-27 07:38:59 PM
I'm not that interested in the Winter Olympics anyway, but add to that the anti-gay crap and the fact that this is basically Pootie Poot trying ot put on a propaganda show to show that Russia is too still a country you should take seriously, and whatever interest I had is long gone.
 
2014-01-27 07:53:24 PM
Good gawd who the hell cares.
She's actually a pretty good spokesperson to have on during the Olympics.
And her not being there, who gives a crap about that either.
 
2014-01-27 09:21:41 PM
Tuts or GTFO. And for an encore, she can post up the threesomes she and Eldrick have with random skanks.
 
2014-01-27 09:22:27 PM

fatalvenom: I'm sure she'll be constantly out of breath during segments, after trying to inflate Tiger's golf game.


His game won't get better until he cheats on blondie with skankiest skanks he can find.
 
2014-01-27 09:24:07 PM
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VINTAGE ORTON! approves.
 
2014-01-27 09:37:41 PM

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: I'm sure she'll be constantly out of breath during segments, after trying to inflate Tiger's golf game.

His game won't get better until he cheats on blondie with skankiest skanks he can find.


That's what I keep saying. My boss says, "Tiger isn't winning because he's getting laid".

My retort was, "he's not winning because he isn't banging questionable pussy".

Tiger was better when he wasn't using a head-cover and banging truck stop waitresses.
 
2014-01-27 09:46:07 PM
Her face scares the shiat out of me.
 
2014-01-27 09:49:19 PM

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: I'm sure she'll be constantly out of breath during segments, after trying to inflate Tiger's golf game.

His game won't get better until he cheats on blondie with skankiest skanks he can find.

That's what I keep saying. My boss says, "Tiger isn't winning because he's getting laid".

My retort was, "he's not winning because he isn't banging questionable pussy".

Tiger was better when he wasn't using a head-cover and banging truck stop waitresses.


Gotta give Flo the "back nine" if ya wanna wear the green.
 
2014-01-27 09:52:23 PM
i prefer the winter olympics over the summer. not that the summer olympics doesn't have some moments but i remember sitting around and watching the winter games more growing up. maybe because they were in the winter and i didn't want to go outside. during the summer games i was probably outside playing...and then there was 1980 when i was 12. four years later in 84...i had a drivers license.

going to set one of the v-bricks to curling at the office so i can keep that going all day.

i have a fear that this one will have a shootout and more.
 
2014-01-27 10:04:11 PM

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: I'm sure she'll be constantly out of breath during segments, after trying to inflate Tiger's golf game.

His game won't get better until he cheats on blondie with skankiest skanks he can find.

That's what I keep saying. My boss says, "Tiger isn't winning because he's getting laid".

My retort was, "he's not winning because he isn't banging questionable pussy".

Tiger was better when he wasn't using a head-cover and banging truck stop waitresses.

Gotta give Flo the "back nine" if ya wanna wear the green.


Platinum pineapple earrings aside, I hope Flo chokes and dies on the most gargantuan, AIDS-infested cock that is known to man.

Seriously, I hope she volunteers to do oral on the nation of Chad, and swallows.
 
2014-01-27 10:19:42 PM
Wow! Flo is gonna be a busy gal!

/B's kicked ass tonight
 
2014-01-27 10:30:41 PM

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2014-01-27 10:40:50 PM
Is this how they're going to kill the time waiting for an American to win a gold medal?
 
2014-01-27 10:59:56 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Wow! Flo is gonna be a busy gal!

/B's kicked ass tonight


I finally got my cable fixed. Bs Panthers tomorrow and Bs and dirty, filthy Quebec scum on Thursday.

Glad to be able to be drunk at home and yell at the TV.

Finally.
 
2014-01-27 11:15:26 PM

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: Wow! Flo is gonna be a busy gal!

/B's kicked ass tonight

I finally got my cable fixed. Bs Panthers tomorrow and Bs and dirty, filthy Quebec scum on Thursday.

Glad to be able to be drunk at home and yell at the TV.

Finally.


As God intended!
 
2014-01-27 11:37:21 PM

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: Wow! Flo is gonna be a busy gal!

/B's kicked ass tonight

I finally got my cable fixed. Bs Panthers tomorrow and Bs and dirty, filthy Quebec scum on Thursday.

Glad to be able to be drunk at home and yell at the TV.

Finally.

As God intended!


Well, it's about as cyclical as a crackwhore dating the male receptionist at an abortion clinic, but I can take the lumps.
 
2014-01-27 11:39:27 PM
As long as she does her report wearing nothing but whatever the doctors put on that knee of hers, I'm alright with this.
 
2014-01-27 11:41:24 PM
My beef with Olympic coverage is the never ending human interest stories the run, inevitably about the athlete form some God-forsaken country who lost both parents in the civil war, and who's sister turned extra tricks just so he could get a plane ticket to these Games and proudly carry the flag of Godforsakenstan in the opening ceremonies.

More sports, less Oprah, please
 
2014-01-28 12:23:28 AM

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: I'm sure she'll be constantly out of breath during segments, after trying to inflate Tiger's golf game.

His game won't get better until he cheats on blondie with skankiest skanks he can find.

That's what I keep saying. My boss says, "Tiger isn't winning because he's getting laid".

My retort was, "he's not winning because he isn't banging questionable pussy".

Tiger was better when he wasn't using a head-cover and banging truck stop waitresses.

Gotta give Flo the "back nine" if ya wanna wear the green.

Platinum pineapple earrings aside, I hope Flo chokes and dies on the most gargantuan, AIDS-infested cock that is known to man.

Seriously, I hope she volunteers to do oral on the nation of Chad, and swallows.


u mad bro?
 
2014-01-28 12:30:47 AM

scarbachi: fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: I'm sure she'll be constantly out of breath during segments, after trying to inflate Tiger's golf game.

His game won't get better until he cheats on blondie with skankiest skanks he can find.

That's what I keep saying. My boss says, "Tiger isn't winning because he's getting laid".

My retort was, "he's not winning because he isn't banging questionable pussy".

Tiger was better when he wasn't using a head-cover and banging truck stop waitresses.

Gotta give Flo the "back nine" if ya wanna wear the green.

Platinum pineapple earrings aside, I hope Flo chokes and dies on the most gargantuan, AIDS-infested cock that is known to man.

Seriously, I hope she volunteers to do oral on the nation of Chad, and swallows.

u mad bro?


Hardly.

The bigger question is, those awful Progressive insurance ads don't make you stabby?

Or at least hope that Flo steps on a syringe on a dirty beach?
 
2014-01-28 12:50:41 AM
As a native Minnesotan, I feel obligated to say that Lindsey Vonn started skiing on Buck Hill in Burnsville, MN, just blocks from where I live.
 
2014-01-28 01:25:32 AM
Why would Lindsay Vonn bring better ratings? There is no lack off pretty girls that want to be in front of cameras.
 
2014-01-28 09:13:47 AM
Since she won't be competing, CBS would be smart to make her the color commentator on the alpine skiing events. At least that way they can keep asking her about how her rehab is going, and she can talk about how badly someone wiped out when the inevitable crashes take place.

/like the alpine events
//and speed skating
///and bobsled/luge
 
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