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(Mediaite)   Joe Scarborough says bringing up the Lewinsky scandal is like bringing back up the Iraq war and both sides should just move on   (mediaite.com) divider line 105
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2014-01-27 03:54:47 PM
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People just need to get over it and move on.
 
2014-01-27 04:03:44 PM
Foreign invasion, extramarital blowjob.  Tomato, tomato.
 
2014-01-27 04:07:50 PM
He also said that Hillary Clinton would not be able to make an issue our of the Republican Party policies on women because Bill Clinton cheated on her. That's some solid analysis, Joe.
 
2014-01-27 04:11:57 PM
The GOP aren't the only ones capable of making moronic statements.
 
2014-01-27 04:15:20 PM
Lewinsky scandal is like bringing back up the Iraq war

Two things that cost the US taxpayer a lot more money than they should have because of Republicans.
 
2014-01-27 04:16:30 PM
I forgot, how many people died as a result of Bill's blowjob?
 
2014-01-27 04:18:20 PM

Mugato: The GOP aren't the only ones capable of making moronic statements.


Scarborough is a republican. Although he likes to play something else on TV.
 
2014-01-27 04:19:35 PM
Can we bring up your dead office worker?
 
2014-01-27 04:22:36 PM
I'm not surprised that Joe "Banged an intern who mysteriously died in my office" Scarborough wants us to stop talking about extramarital affairs.

Mugato: The GOP aren't the only ones capable of making moronic statements.


But they've got so much practice at it. (Also, are you seriously differentiating between former Republican congressman Joe Scarborough and "The GOP")

simplicimus: I forgot, how many people died as a result of Bill's blowjob?


By Catholic reasoning, a few hundred million.
 
2014-01-27 04:51:47 PM
Hey, Joe's doing Democrats a favor in that comparison.  That war only killed thousands of Americans, Clinton messing up Lewinsky's dress killed billions of potential Americans.
 
2014-01-27 05:04:13 PM

simplicimus: I forgot, how many people died as a result of Bill's blowjob?


Vince Foster.
 
2014-01-27 05:04:43 PM
He's right, just forget about any of the problems Obama "fixed", so we can focus on the ones he "caused" like the NSA or TSA.
 
2014-01-27 05:04:47 PM

Mugato: The GOP aren't the only ones capable of making moronic statements.


Um. The only reason that Scarborough isn't part of today's GOP is because the staffer he farked who ended up dead in his garage was a FEMALE.
 
2014-01-27 05:06:18 PM

Uzzah: simplicimus: I forgot, how many people died as a result of Bill's blowjob?

Vince Foster.


Sorry, the deaths of the many outweighs the death of the few, or the one.
 
2014-01-27 05:06:44 PM
Clinton lied.  Jesus cried.
 
2014-01-27 05:07:07 PM

simplicimus: I forgot, how many people died as a result of Bill's blowjob?


Well, since every sperm is sacred....
 
2014-01-27 05:07:23 PM
Wow, this is just like you libs.

Most sane people understand that it was just coincidence that a bunch of men who made their wealth in oil happened a bunch of intelligence that was wrong and that everyone was saying was a lie, that led to the invasion a land rich in oil, and then gave the Vice President's company a no bid contract to do all the work over there.

Most sane people, but not libs.
 
2014-01-27 05:08:31 PM

simplicimus: I forgot, how many people died as a result of Bill's blowjob?


A bunch of them on that blue dress.
 
2014-01-27 05:09:23 PM
Joe, the Iraq war lead to thousands of dead Americans, tens of thousands of Americans with life long injuries, well over a hundred thousand dead Iraqis, as well trillions of dollars spent.  And it all started barely a decade ago AND people involved still want to do it again.

So let me just say;
static4.fjcdn.com
 
2014-01-27 05:10:00 PM
So Republicans corner a man for getting a blowjob and attempt to impeach him amidst the greatest economic expansion in the history of the country, and that's comparable to the time George Tenet convinced Colin Powell to lie on national TV and gain support so GW Bush can order a war in Iraq leading to the senseless deaths of a hundred  thousand people?  And the host on a supposedly liberal station has a problem with...wait...what's the question again?
 
2014-01-27 05:10:39 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Joe, the Iraq war lead to thousands of dead Americans, tens of thousands of Americans with life long injuries, well over a hundred thousand dead Iraqis, as well trillions of dollars spent.  And it all started barely a decade ago AND people involved still want to do it again.

So let me just say;
[static4.fjcdn.com image 450x480]


I may be wrong, but I think he was referencing her vote for that war.
 
2014-01-27 05:13:14 PM
When Bill Clinton became sexually frustrated, he needed to release pent-up anger. To release pent-up anger, Bill would randomly launch cruise missiles into various middle-eastern countries. When cruise missiles were launched into these countries, people died. Monica stepped in to prevent Bill Clinton from becoming sexually frustrated, thus saving lives.
 
2014-01-27 05:13:14 PM

organizmx: Wow, this is just like you libs.

Most sane people understand that it was just coincidence that a bunch of men who made their wealth in oil happened a bunch of intelligence that was wrong and that everyone was saying was a lie, that led to the invasion a land rich in oil, and then gave the Vice President's company a no bid contract to do all the work over there.

Most sane people, but not libs.


I have finally seen the light. No more considerate approaches to things. No more will I care about the welfare of my fellow man. It's time I got mine, bought a truck, jacked it up, put a few confederate flags on it, and drove around yelling at clouds. This post has shown me the light. I was wrong, so horribly horribly wrong, praise the Lord I have seen the Light! I will now go put up a shrine to Reagan and forever vote R no matter the candidate or what he or she may have done or said, they are always correct! Long live the Republican party, women have no place in society back in the kitchen with them. Do I need to start firebombing abortion clinics and Planned Parenthood offices? Is that what you want me to do?
 
2014-01-27 05:13:33 PM

Smoking GNU: simplicimus: I forgot, how many people died as a result of Bill's blowjob?

Well, since every sperm is sacred....


cdn1.thefamouspeople.com
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
 
2014-01-27 05:15:06 PM
I've long thought that watching 24/7 cable news makes you retarded, but it's become clear that actually *being* on 24/7 cable news is even worse.

something about having to have an opinion on every topic, and having to fill several hours with the monotony of your own voice apparently makes the stupidest thing you can conceive of to say perfectly acceptable.
 
2014-01-27 05:15:41 PM
Look, I understand that a lot of American soldiers died.  I understand that staggering amounts of civilians were maimed and killed.  I understand that the country was left in turmoil and is currently an unstable mess.  But you really have to consider the damage that Bill Clinton did to that dress.  Political instability and population declines are temporary, but a Presidential stain is forever.
 
2014-01-27 05:16:09 PM

TheotherMIguy: Do I need to start firebombing abortion clinics and Planned Parenthood offices? Is that what you want me to do?


your action plan will arrive in the mail with your trucknuts.
 
2014-01-27 05:18:58 PM
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2014-01-27 05:19:10 PM
Clinton lied and Monica cried
Bush lied and tens of thousands died
 
2014-01-27 05:21:22 PM

what_now: Mugato: The GOP aren't the only ones capable of making moronic statements.

Um. The only reason that Scarborough isn't part of today's GOP is because the staffer he farked who ended up dead in his garage was a FEMALE.



Say what, now??
 
2014-01-27 05:23:24 PM
You're talking politics, its OK to blame every misdeed of every republican POTUS all the way back to Lincoln on Bush and every misdeed of every democrat POTUS all the way back to Jackson on Obama.

Troll on Fark Politics forum
 
2014-01-27 05:24:32 PM
I kinda sorta agree.....

Although the two "scandals" aren't even remotely comparable..... and that people are still suffering from republican "mistakes"......

Democrats bringing up Republican faults that happened 11 years ago isn't politically useful today.

/There are so many more current things we could bring up instead..... and they would apply to more of the people who are currently in office!
 
2014-01-27 05:24:32 PM

powhound: When Bill Clinton became sexually frustrated, he needed to release pent-up anger. To release pent-up anger, Bill would randomly launch cruise missiles into various middle-eastern countries. When cruise missiles were launched into these countries, people died. Monica stepped in to prevent Bill Clinton from becoming sexually frustrated, thus saving lives.


I always said that if we didn't have someone on staff whose job it was to "relieve president stress," we damn well ought to.
 
2014-01-27 05:26:22 PM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: powhound: When Bill Clinton became sexually frustrated, he needed to release pent-up anger. To release pent-up anger, Bill would randomly launch cruise missiles into various middle-eastern countries. When cruise missiles were launched into these countries, people died. Monica stepped in to prevent Bill Clinton from becoming sexually frustrated, thus saving lives.

I always said that if we didn't have someone on staff whose job it was to "relieve president stress," we damn well ought to.


Secretary of Skeet?
 
2014-01-27 05:27:33 PM
I doubt very much that Hillary was in favor of that blowjob.
 
2014-01-27 05:28:43 PM
So, Bill got a blow job from an intern, so we can't have contraception.


simplicimus: I forgot, how many people died as a result of Bill's blowjob?


using GOP logic, THOUSANDS OF PRE-BORN BABBIES
 
2014-01-27 05:30:56 PM

Cletus C.: Satanic_Hamster: Joe, the Iraq war lead to thousands of dead Americans, tens of thousands of Americans with life long injuries, well over a hundred thousand dead Iraqis, as well trillions of dollars spent.  And it all started barely a decade ago AND people involved still want to do it again.

So let me just say;
[static4.fjcdn.com image 450x480]

I may be wrong, but I think he was referencing her vote for that war.


That's probably still something that should get brought up.
 
2014-01-27 05:31:18 PM
So some stupid right-wing pundit insults America's intelligence once again.

I'm shocked.
 
2014-01-27 05:31:18 PM

Sammichless: Democrats bringing up Republican faults that happened 11 years ago isn't politically useful today.


This is just flat-out wrong. It is absolutely still relevant, because the same people who got us into the mess 11 years ago are still part of the Republican defense establishment, would play a central role at the DoD in any future Republican administration, and have repeatedly signaled, through two separate presidential campaigns, their willingness to go to war again.
 
2014-01-27 05:31:31 PM

Sammichless: I kinda sorta agree.....

Although the two "scandals" aren't even remotely comparable..... and that people are still suffering from republican "mistakes"......

Democrats bringing up Republican faults that happened 11 years ago isn't politically useful today.

/There are so many more current things we could bring up instead..... and they would apply to more of the people who are currently in office!


Troll account or just stupid?
 
2014-01-27 05:33:09 PM
FTFA
 Rev. Al Sharpton asked "Are you now saying that women are responsible for the behavior of their husbands?"


Also blames Hillary
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2014-01-27 05:33:24 PM

qorkfiend: Sammichless: Democrats bringing up Republican faults that happened 11 years ago isn't politically useful today.

This is just flat-out wrong. It is absolutely still relevant, because the same people who got us into the mess 11 years ago are still part of the Republican defense establishment, would play a central role at the DoD in any future Republican administration, and have repeatedly signaled, through two separate presidential campaigns, their willingness to go to war again.


capecodhistory.us
 
2014-01-27 05:33:56 PM
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Thanks Monica
 
2014-01-27 05:36:39 PM
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A blow job, a snow job, and a blowhard?
 
2014-01-27 05:41:15 PM

impaler: Lewinsky scandal is like bringing back up the Iraq war

Two things that cost the US taxpayer a lot more money than they should have because of Republicans.


And done. Pretty much all that needs to be said. Not to mention no one died because of a BJ
 
2014-01-27 05:41:50 PM
No it isn't the same dipshiat no one died because Bill Clinton got a blowjob.
 
2014-01-27 05:44:03 PM
Cognitive dissonance. There's a problem, but the GOP never brings up "why".

Economy sucks! "But why?" Don't worry about that, blame the president!
 
2014-01-27 05:46:09 PM
Even if it was solely about Hillary's vote for the Iraq AUMF, it's a dumb comparison.

Bill cheated on Hill. Her reaction to that is maybe worthy of mention, but it was (by definition) reactionary.
Hillary, in her capacity as Senator, cast a vote for a bill authorizing use of force. It was her active choice to vote "yes" or "no".

You'd have to twist it really hard (giggity) to make both situations about Hilldawg, or to claim she had anything close to the same agency in those cases.

// but I think I hear sniper fire 13 counties over, so she should take evasive maneuvers anyway
 
2014-01-27 05:47:34 PM
It's interesting, all those "sacred sperm" go towards one egg, and may not work the first shot anyway. Then again, the people preaching about how sacred they are also think a book full of hundreds-of-years-old stories and a couple-centuries-old document are great ways to run the country, especially if you take every word literally.
 
2014-01-27 05:50:47 PM
President cheats on wife and lies under oath leading to impeachment proceedings for perjury = Hundreds of thousands dead, permanently disabled, or injured at a cost of a couple trillion dollars

See! Both sides are bad!
 
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