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(The Indian Express)   Jenny McCarthy apparently has never been to India   (indianexpress.com) divider line 56
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2014-01-27 02:36:36 PM  
Dear Jenny McCarthy:

Fark you.  In the ass.  With a large cactus.  Sideways

Sincerely,

The whole farking planet.
 
2014-01-27 02:47:17 PM  
You're saying she hasn't been gang raped?

/yet?
 
2014-01-27 03:16:07 PM  
This article is Bullshiat

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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-27 03:25:29 PM  
She must have gone to Pakistan instead.
 
2014-01-27 04:06:56 PM  
If she does go - who wants to drive the rape bus?
 
2014-01-27 04:08:50 PM  

special20: If she does go - who wants to drive the rape bus?


MaudlinMutantMollusk: You're saying she hasn't been gang raped?

/yet?


You guys said rape twice.

This thread must like rape



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2014-01-27 04:09:01 PM  
Was the hero tag busy?
 
2014-01-27 04:10:43 PM  
Paul McCarthy should have never had kids, he should have just stuck to making music, now we gotta deal with this dumbass.
 
2014-01-27 04:12:28 PM  
Hooray India.  Amazing, really, really amazing, awesome news.

I had read somewhere that the rise in flu deaths this years was causing vaccinations to go up in the US, and wanted to submit it here with a snarky, Jenny McCarthy was right headline, but thought better of it.

It's in reference to her statements on polio that we'd need to see some dead kids before we start getting safer vaccines, but since they are damn safe at the moment with less potential deadly consequences for getting the shot compared to acquiring the immunity via infection, she's was sort of right in a sad, depressing way.
 
2014-01-27 04:15:22 PM  

ChipNASA: special20: If she does go - who wants to drive the rape bus?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You're saying she hasn't been gang raped?

/yet?

You guys said rape twice.

This thread must like rape


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I... have never seen that animated. Holy carp.
 
2014-01-27 04:16:53 PM  
She's never been to my house either. Just sayin'
 
2014-01-27 04:19:34 PM  

cwheelie: She's never been to my house either. Just sayin'


She has never been in my kitchen.
 
2014-01-27 04:19:58 PM  
Would rather know if she's "been to Greece."

/I've been with stupider
 
2014-01-27 04:20:42 PM  
I wish she would go - then stay there.
 
2014-01-27 04:23:04 PM  
What's this about Jenny McCarthy? Is she ranting against Polio vaccines too?
 
2014-01-27 04:27:06 PM  

Headso: cwheelie: She's never been to my house either. Just sayin'

She has never been in my kitchen.


I think that was Dinah, but I can't be shore
 
2014-01-27 04:28:40 PM  
Could someone sponsor a world tour for her? Send her to preach her anti-vac nonsense in every third world country on the planet.

And please, for the love of god don't vaccinate her against anything out there.

/Also, tell the locals that she's doing satire. Make sure they understand she's supposed to be a comedienne
 
2014-01-27 04:29:40 PM  
Hot Indian girl thread?
 
2014-01-27 04:30:20 PM  
Just you wait till better medicine and diagnoses bring autism rates up in India. She'll be over there in no time.
 
2014-01-27 04:31:30 PM  
Isn't her kid's dad Jim Carrey? Me thinks I've spotted why the little guy is a little autistic... It's genetic.

/ I love how people pretend that autism is the worse thing ever.
 
2014-01-27 04:33:39 PM  

CleanAndPure: Hot Indian girl thread?


2.bp.blogspot.com

I'm only trying to curry your favor.
 
2014-01-27 04:33:48 PM  

commisioner: What's this about Jenny McCarthy? Is she ranting against Polio vaccines too?


Yes, and Time gave her the platform

"I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe. If the vaccine companies are not listening to us, it's their f___ing fault that the diseases are coming back. They're making a product that's s___. If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism. " - Jenny McCarthy
 
2014-01-27 04:39:37 PM  

iheartscotch: Isn't her kid's dad Jim Carrey? Me thinks I've spotted why the little guy is a little autistic... It's genetic.

/ I love how people pretend that autism is the worse thing ever.


Actually, the kid's father is this guy:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-27 04:45:02 PM  

Headso: cwheelie: She's never been to my house either. Just sayin'

She has never been in my kitchen.



upload.wikimedia.org

 
2014-01-27 04:46:04 PM  

meat0918: commisioner: What's this about Jenny McCarthy? Is she ranting against Polio vaccines too?

Yes, and Time gave her the platform

"I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe. If the vaccine companies are not listening to us, it's their f___ing fault that the diseases are coming back. They're making a product that's s___. If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism. " - Jenny McCarthy


Thanks for the link!

Jesus fecking christ that woman is despicable.
 
2014-01-27 04:46:48 PM  
In all fairness to Jenny McCarthy, she's really farking stupid.
 
2014-01-27 04:51:32 PM  

commisioner: meat0918: commisioner: What's this about Jenny McCarthy? Is she ranting against Polio vaccines too?

Yes, and Time gave her the platform

"I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe. If the vaccine companies are not listening to us, it's their f___ing fault that the diseases are coming back. They're making a product that's s___. If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism. " - Jenny McCarthy

Thanks for the link!

Jesus fecking christ that woman is despicable.


The media is to blame too.  The effort to look fair is just about making money.  I wonder how much Time got paid by her publishing company to post that advertisement for her book, assuming the Time's publisher and McCarthy's are not one in the same.
 
2014-01-27 05:03:40 PM  
I liked it better back in the day where you just pretended to listen to stupid hot blonde chicks with big fake boobs - you didn't actually give them a platform to babble from.
 
2014-01-27 05:04:36 PM  

meat0918: commisioner: meat0918: commisioner: What's this about Jenny McCarthy? Is she ranting against Polio vaccines too?

Yes, and Time gave her the platform

"I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe. If the vaccine companies are not listening to us, it's their f___ing fault that the diseases are coming back. They're making a product that's s___. If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism. " - Jenny McCarthy

Thanks for the link!

Jesus fecking christ that woman is despicable.

The media is to blame too.  The effort to look fair is just about making money.  I wonder how much Time got paid by her publishing company to post that advertisement for her book, assuming the Time's publisher and McCarthy's are not one in the same.


And lets not forget that she was just hired by "The View."  Although, I saw something that said Rosie O'Donnell is going to be a guest, so hopefully Rosie will do us all a favor and either eat Jenny or crush her to death by sitting on her
 
2014-01-27 05:06:56 PM  

cwheelie: Headso: cwheelie: She's never been to my house either. Just sayin'

She has never been in my kitchen.

I think that was Dinah, but I can't be shore


But she loves blowing horns.
 
2014-01-27 05:07:05 PM  

cwheelie: She's never been to my house either. Just sayin'


She hasn't seen a prison cell for spreading falsehoods that have led to preventable deaths either.
 
2014-01-27 05:19:38 PM  
I think we should probably put more of the blame (like 99.99%) on Andrew Wakefield. That's the surgeon that published the fraudulent junk that scares parents away from vaccines. This book he wrote, which Jenny gave a forward for, has A LOT of 5 star reviews on Amazon. It's a bit scary.
 
2014-01-27 05:20:59 PM  

tylerdurden217: I think we should probably put more of the blame (like 99.99%) on Andrew Wakefield. That's the surgeon that published the fraudulent junk that scares parents away from vaccines. This book he wrote, which Jenny gave a forward for, has A LOT of 5 star reviews on Amazon. It's a bit scary.


foreword... I'm an idiot. At least I made sure to vaccinate my children.

/preview is now my friend.
 
2014-01-27 05:25:18 PM  

tylerdurden217: tylerdurden217: I think we should probably put more of the blame (like 99.99%) on Andrew Wakefield. That's the surgeon that published the fraudulent junk that scares parents away from vaccines. This book he wrote, which Jenny gave a forward for, has A LOT of 5 star reviews on Amazon. It's a bit scary.

foreword... I'm an idiot. At least I made sure to vaccinate my children.

/preview is now my friend.


I think everyone does mainly blame Wakefield. But he's lost his licence and will never work again. By contrast Jenny Mctitsforbrains is still getting Time covers.
 
2014-01-27 05:28:38 PM  
Congrats to India for managing this stunning victory over polio despite the difficulties of sanitation and logistics. Truly, the needful was done.
 
2014-01-27 05:34:49 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You're saying she hasn't been gang raped?

/yet?


Baby steps, baby steps. We can cross polio off the list and now try to stop guys from being gang rapey towards women.
 
2014-01-27 05:47:13 PM  
case in point...no vaccines for the Amish, and virtually no cases of autism or down's syndrome.

Just sayin...
 
2014-01-27 05:57:07 PM  

dpzum1: case in point...no vaccines for the Amish, and virtually no cases of autism or down's syndrome.

Just sayin...


Your ideas are stupid, dangerous and get people killed.

Leaving that aside the primary issue your dangerous and evil position has is that it doesn't explain how a vaccine delivered at age 3 can create massive changes in the architecture of structures that are created during the 2nd trimester of pregnancy. Just how exactly does a vaccine manage to collapse 6 layers of neocortex into 5 or 4 as is frequently seen in the autopsies of autistic brains?
 
2014-01-27 06:03:07 PM  
Wait a minute! I believe that cow down the road is my grandfather and you're taking medical advice from an unqualified Playmate? That's crazy!
 
2014-01-27 06:17:07 PM  
Now that that's settled, can they do something about the open sewer that is the Ganges?
 
2014-01-27 06:41:04 PM  
Makes sense. They probably require visitors to get vaccinations against their fascinating range of horrible skin diseases, etc.
 
2014-01-27 06:47:32 PM  
Well, bless you, Mother India.

This is the kind of war I can get behind.
 
2014-01-27 07:06:48 PM  

dpzum1: .no vaccines for the Amish


False.  Amish do not eschew vaccinations.
 
2014-01-27 07:06:53 PM  
TFA: urjit and Dinesh manned an important frontier along with many others in that battle, ensuring the disease didn't sneak in across the international borders with Pakistan, Nepal, Bangladesh, Myanmar and Bhutan, by running continuous polio immunisation posts.

Sneaking in was not as much of an issue as sneaking out was.

/Personal Knowledge
 
2014-01-27 09:48:28 PM  
I was trekking in Nepal when the World Health Organization (WHO) were doing their final sweep against smallpox around 1978.

They would visit every tiny hut in every little village and paint a red "plus" sign in a circle over each door to show that everybody there was either clear of immunized from smallpox.  I saw it everywhere.

So, google image search "smallpox" you Jenny McCarthy shiatheads.  It's not pretty, is it?  Well, it has been eradicated thanks to vaccination.  Eradicated.  Extinct.  Millions of deaths and disfigurements gone for eternity thanks to vaccine.

Think about that why don't you?
 
2014-01-27 10:34:15 PM  

CluelessMoron: I was trekking in Nepal when the World Health Organization (WHO) were doing their final sweep against smallpox around 1978.

They would visit every tiny hut in every little village and paint a red "plus" sign in a circle over each door to show that everybody there was either clear of immunized from smallpox.  I saw it everywhere.

So, google image search "smallpox" you Jenny McCarthy shiatheads.  It's not pretty, is it?  Well, it has been eradicated thanks to vaccination.  Eradicated.  Extinct.  Millions of deaths and disfigurements gone for eternity thanks to vaccine.

Think about that why don't you?


I've been on Fark over 10 years, seen endless Jenny McCarthy threads, and have yet to see one Jenny McCarthy apologist. Just about everyone agrees that the smartest thing ever to come out of her mouth was a penis.
 
2014-01-27 10:39:04 PM  

dpzum1: case in point...no vaccines for the Amish, and virtually no cases of autism or down's syndrome.

Just sayin...


WRONG
 
2014-01-27 10:48:01 PM  

zippie26: CluelessMoron: I was trekking in Nepal when the World Health Organization (WHO) were doing their final sweep against smallpox around 1978.

They would visit every tiny hut in every little village and paint a red "plus" sign in a circle over each door to show that everybody there was either clear of immunized from smallpox.  I saw it everywhere.

So, google image search "smallpox" you Jenny McCarthy shiatheads.  It's not pretty, is it?  Well, it has been eradicated thanks to vaccination.  Eradicated.  Extinct.  Millions of deaths and disfigurements gone for eternity thanks to vaccine.

Think about that why don't you?

I've been on Fark over 10 years, seen endless Jenny McCarthy threads, and have yet to see one Jenny McCarthy apologist. Just about everyone agrees that the smartest thing ever to come out of her mouth was a penis.


Actually there's at least one that shows fairly regularly, I've got her favorited as "Anti-Vaxxer Dumbass" - can't recall her handle
 
2014-01-27 11:27:17 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: In all fairness to Jenny McCarthy, she's really farking stupid.


Don't forget how high she was on coke felched from a producer rim job when she got the sand tits.
 
2014-01-27 11:35:46 PM  
I don't know what the numbers/ratio is for vaccines to Autism, but it has to be VERY low. I mean consider; over the time that vaccines have been given there has to have been at least a billion people (worldwide) who have received them. How many cases of autism or related illnesses attributed to vaccinations (Aspergers, for example) have there been? In the thousands? Maybe hundreds of thousands?

My understanding of basic medicine is that IN GENERAL, approved medications are going to work for the majority of people, but not necessarily all. Meaning that, for example, most people are able to use penicillin as an antibiotic. But not all. Due to some genetic or biological reason, some people are unable to use penicillin because it makes them sick or they will die. Luckily, modern medicine has been able to find alternatives for most of the people who, for whatever reason, can't take the normally approved medicine.

Unfortunately, sometimes the medical field doesn't find out about the people with problems until it's too late and your stuck with "Rain Man" and "Flipper Baby". But no parent wants to hear "I'm sorry Mr. & Mrs. SOL, your child appears to be defective due to a genetic hiccup, which may have caused his physiology to react badly to a substance that 98 percent of everyone else can tolerate. While both of you have in all likelihood been vaccinated and turned out fine, your child, whose genetic make-up comes directly from you two, is in some small way different and your child is now defective and you are going to have to deal with it." No parent wants to hear that they may have passed on defective genes and this is nature's way of preventing this genetic line from continuing. So obviously, someone else must be at fault.

There MUST be something or someone we can blame. It can't possibly be just incredibly bad luck.
 
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