bikerbob59: In Darwin of all places.
rwfan: Search crews are also looking for larger crocodiles that may have attacked the one that took the 12-year-old.I am not a crocodile expert but I'd definitely say that's not good.
Random Anonymous Blackmail: Being eaten would be high on the list of ways I don't want to die.
Nana's Vibrator: I don't live in one of those scary places that has tons of man eating creatures and poisonous things, but I'd like to think I'd know better than to splash around in a place that might have a 9-foot crocodile./call me crazy, but I'm assuming they weren't in a water park
Kentucky Fried Children: bikerbob59: In Darwin of all places.Came here to say this. Is the ironic tag on vacation?/still, RIP young kid
Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: So he got snatched by a croc and they're still out looking for him?Are they holding on to the hope that he washed up alongside the billabong and is singing a jaunty tune and nursing his wounds?
BigLuca: I'd say that kid is in deep shiat. Or shallow shiat. Or wherever it is that crocodile ends up shiatting.
ArcadianRefugee: Headline: "Crocodile attack in Australia: Boy, 12, feared dead"Article: "A 12-year-old boy is missing after being snatched by a crocodile in a remote part of the Australian Outback, authorities said Monday."Yeah, I'ma go with ' 'not so much feared dead as "we'd be damned surprised if he turned up alive." ' 'Also:One of the boys, aged 15, was bitten by the animal but managed to escape. The crocodile then turned on his friend, aged 12, Constable said.The old "I don't have to outrun the crocodile*, I only have to outrun you" tactic.* or "thing chasing us" of your choice
Prey4reign: Why would a parent allow their kids to play and swim in a place where homo sapiens isn't atop the food chain?
wildcardjack: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Being eaten would be high on the list of ways I don't want to die.You drown long before they eat you.
ongbok: And who in the hell goes swimming in a crocodile infested pond in the outback? That's like running through Hell with gasoline draws on.
Dallymo: BigLuca: I'd say that kid is in deep shiat. Or shallow shiat. Or wherever it is that crocodile ends up shiatting.You are going straight to hell for making me laugh at that.
Walker: Just like Floridian kids.Attention kids: Don't swim in water holes, rivers, lakes, ponds, or even your swimming pool if it's not clear. Thar be monsters in there that might want to eat you.
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