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(BBC)   Mysterious 'Lard-like' substance found on beaches called 'not toxic', appears to simply be 'vacationing Americans'   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 29
    More: Strange, Americans, Isle of Man, Southern England, dog walking  
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2014-01-27 01:59:26 PM
SAD WHALE IS SAD.

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2014-01-27 02:01:11 PM
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What toxic American lards might look like.
 
2014-01-27 02:03:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-27 02:06:36 PM

ChipNASA: SAD WHALE IS SAD.

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That is some blubber.
 
2014-01-27 02:07:46 PM
Seaside fish & chip shop on the isle dumping its frying oil illegally.

Obviously.
 
2014-01-27 02:10:58 PM
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2014-01-27 02:11:46 PM
Hey, free calories...smooth texture too.
 
2014-01-27 02:13:37 PM
Like restaurants actually clean their grease traps.
 
2014-01-27 02:18:54 PM

Langdon Alger: happy jack unavailable for comment


Mysterious lardballs couldn't prevent Jack from being happy.

/doesn't scan
//piss off, I'm tired
 
2014-01-27 02:21:42 PM

Bungles: Seaside fish & chip shop on the isle dumping its frying oil illegally.

Obviously.


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-Ecologically yours, B.P.
 
2014-01-27 02:46:15 PM
Was this in Florida? I heard there were some dead whales there.
 
2014-01-27 02:47:03 PM
Tina you lard!
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2014-01-27 02:56:37 PM
theinfosphere.org

Not hamburgers...
 
2014-01-27 03:05:04 PM
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2014-01-27 03:22:57 PM

berylman: Hey, free calories...smooth texture too.


Its spreads like bad cholesterol, but its good cholesterol!
 
2014-01-27 03:30:17 PM
Ain't nobody heard of Ambergris? It's whale's vomit. A fortune floating, but illegal to pick up in America (Endangered Species act). Whale vomit for fashion.

/Whale vomit
 
2014-01-27 03:40:49 PM
Have had a very bad day today. This managed to make me smile and laugh.

/Thanks Subby
 
2014-01-27 03:43:57 PM
I assure you, we Americans are quite toxic both literally and metaphorically.
 
2014-01-27 04:24:06 PM

HortusMatris: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x550]


Came for Lilo and Stitch, leaving happy.

/seriously, best Disney animated movie ever.
 
2014-01-27 04:42:57 PM

Mikeyworld: Ain't nobody heard of Ambergris? It's whale's vomit. A fortune floating, but illegal to pick up in America (Endangered Species act). Whale vomit for fashion.

/Whale vomit


Erm, whale poop to be more exact.  To be perfectly exact, whale gallstones.

/prefer bee vomit
 
2014-01-27 04:44:02 PM
hmm, I just got back from Florida

my bikini is a perfect size 28
 
2014-01-27 04:59:13 PM

Bungles: Seaside fish & chip shop on the isle dumping its frying oil illegally.

Obviously.


Bammmmm... First thing I thought of.
 
2014-01-27 06:04:02 PM
I'm American. I'm fat. I still lol'd.

I live in southeast Missouri. We have a lot of mysterious lard on display in the summer here.....

See how many tramp stamps on fat women in bikinis you can count! If they're pregnant and smoking you get bonus points!
 
2014-01-27 06:09:18 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: Bungles: Seaside fish & chip shop on the isle dumping its frying oil illegally.

Obviously.

Bammmmm... First thing I thought of.


And it's usually a mixture of beef fat and vegetable oil..... which is the exact match for the testing.
 
2014-01-27 06:18:21 PM
Ok, they dont know what it is. They don't know if it's animal of vegetable, but they know it's "not toxic". How, did they EAT IT! Smoke it? Feed it to their newborn? I'm not saying it's.........
 
2014-01-27 06:19:59 PM
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2014-01-27 06:44:56 PM
What an original and funny headline. Smitty should consider writing for Jay Leno or Billy Crystal.
 
2014-01-27 07:22:56 PM
Did they look like this?
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2014-01-27 09:13:41 PM

TheGogmagog: Bungles: Seaside fish & chip shop on the isle dumping its frying oil illegally.

Obviously.

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-Ecologically yours, B.P. Halliburton.


FTFY.

It's not a conspiracy theory to believe that the US government, which used to have a large Halliburton presence (with VP Dick Cheney), would pin a disaster that they're mostly responsible for - their BOP failure - on another company?

I mean, at the time of the disaster, American media got a major stiffy calling BP "British Petroleum". It would be as accurate to refer to it as the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company. But, deflecting the blame onto the multi-national company, BP, convinced a lot of Americans that they'd been dun wrong by the commies, or something.

/Oh, and it was a Transocean rig, if we're naming all the companies responsible.
 
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