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(International Business Times)   Nigella Lawson admits using cocaine, but she didn't inhale. She licked it sensually from the spoon with a truffle infused roux, French creamery butter, gracefully julienned asparagus spears, and a decadent chocolate-covered brioche for dessert   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 68
    More: Fail, Charles Saatchi, cocaine  
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2014-01-27 11:44:08 AM  
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2014-01-27 11:53:34 AM  
 
2014-01-27 11:53:45 AM  
Aaaannnd I'm done just reading the Headline. Thanks Subby! +1
 
2014-01-27 11:58:21 AM  
Anything Nigella Lawson wants to lick sensually is fine in my book.

...that's the response you wanted, right Subby?
 
2014-01-27 12:00:01 PM  
I'd creme her fraiche
 
2014-01-27 12:02:02 PM  
media.salon.com

nigellalawsononline.co.uk

Yep. All that weight loss had nothing to do with cocaine.
 
2014-01-27 12:02:24 PM  
Keep doing what you doing because you are hotter on Coke.
 
2014-01-27 12:02:57 PM  
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/creme fraiche
 
2014-01-27 12:06:19 PM  

Lawn_offit: Aaaannnd I'm done just reading the Headline. Thanks Subby! +1


No kidding.  I'll be in my bunk kitchen.
 
2014-01-27 12:18:56 PM  
More like Nigella Lawless, amirite, guys?

Yeah.  You know it.
 
2014-01-27 12:24:42 PM  
You mean someone involved in both the cooking and entertainment industries was using drugs?  Say it ain't so!
 
2014-01-27 12:25:34 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [media.salon.com image 750x500]

[nigellalawsononline.co.uk image 600x747]

Yep. All that weight loss had nothing to do with cocaine.


Why did she turn into skinny, tall Kate Bush?

/bush.
 
2014-01-27 12:28:34 PM  
I would go back to doing coke in a second if it meant doing it off of her.
 
2014-01-27 12:33:36 PM  
And the winner of Headline of the Month goes to...
 
2014-01-27 12:36:25 PM  
Wrong.
Everyone knows that when you're on coke, the last thing you want to do is eat.
 
2014-01-27 12:37:27 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [media.salon.com image 750x500]

[nigellalawsononline.co.uk image 600x747]

Yep. All that weight loss had nothing to do with cocaine.


Never heard of "coke bloat"?

I would chop a line for her any day of the week, and let her do it off my penis, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Wait I forgot the innuendo...
 
2014-01-27 12:38:35 PM  
Don't get me wrong, a coked out Nigella would indeed be hot, but I'll take a coked out Giada over her any day of the week!

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2014-01-27 12:39:01 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Yep. All that weight loss had nothing to do with cocaine.


You're not complaining are you? Because that second picture isEUUUNGHHDFFFyeah damnit my phone!
 
2014-01-27 12:41:30 PM  
She's 54? Wow, she goes right up there with Ming Na and Sheryl Crow for looking very good for her age.
 
2014-01-27 12:41:37 PM  
At least she wasn't free-basing heroin, like Alton Brown.
 
2014-01-27 12:47:49 PM  

baconbeard: At least she wasn't free-basing heroin, like Alton Brown.


Nah he main-lines nutmeg.
 
2014-01-27 12:48:50 PM  
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie....
 
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2014-01-27 12:51:19 PM  
Big tits equals hot, got it...
 
2014-01-27 12:52:05 PM  

fortheloveofgod: Don't get me wrong, a coked out Nigella would indeed be hot, but I'll take a coked out Giada over her any day of the week!

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Yeah, but the sound of her grinding her teeth would be deafening.
 
2014-01-27 12:52:17 PM  

Fomby_Belcher: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie....


That's OK. I'm equally comfortable standing up, or if she prefers, bending her over a couch back.
 
2014-01-27 12:52:56 PM  

wee: Big tits equals hot, got it...


Curves, confidence, charm all have a say as well. Try to keep up, Stud.
 
2014-01-27 12:57:26 PM  
When did rich people start doing coke?
 
2014-01-27 01:03:33 PM  

grokca: When did rich people start doing coke?


1961
 
2014-01-27 01:04:46 PM  

baconbeard: At least she wasn't free-basing heroin, like Alton Brown.


"Now most people will freebase their cocaine using a bunch of glassware and supplies they order from a chemical warehouse, but I don't recommend that, because all those things are unitaskers. Instead, I'll show you how to build your own freebasing apparatus in just 27 steps, using nothing more than terra cotta pots of varying sizes, thirty feet of dryer vent, a box of rubber bands, a deep fryer, eight rolls of aluminum foil and some paper towel tubes. But first, let's learn a little chemistry [whips out some sock puppets]..."
 
2014-01-27 01:08:16 PM  
I do not like her bird nose.

I can't get past it.
 
2014-01-27 01:10:53 PM  

fortheloveofgod: Don't get me wrong, a coked out Nigella would indeed be hot, but I'll take a coked out Giada over her any day of the week!

[cdn.stripersonline.com image 850x566]


Alie and Georgia tweeted a pic a while back that has Giada bending over and cusping those things, looking just as hot as can be.
 
wee
2014-01-27 01:18:58 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I do not like her bird nose.

I can't get past it.


But she has curves and confidence, so she's hot.  Try to keep up.
 
2014-01-27 01:19:39 PM  

LL316: fortheloveofgod: Don't get me wrong, a coked out Nigella would indeed be hot, but I'll take a coked out Giada over her any day of the week!

[cdn.stripersonline.com image 850x566]

Alie and Georgia tweeted a pic a while back that has Giada bending over and cusping those things, looking just as hot as can be.


Ferchrissakes, how hard is it to use Google Image Search:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-27 01:20:00 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: baconbeard: At least she wasn't free-basing heroin, like Alton Brown.

"Now most people will freebase their cocaine using a bunch of glassware and supplies they order from a chemical warehouse, but I don't recommend that, because all those things are unitaskers. Instead, I'll show you how to build your own freebasing apparatus in just 27 steps, using nothing more than terra cotta pots of varying sizes, thirty feet of dryer vent, a box of rubber bands, a deep fryer, eight rolls of aluminum foil and some paper towel tubes. But first, let's learn a little chemistry [whips out some sock puppets]..."



That was brilliant.
 
2014-01-27 01:28:02 PM  
Id take the simple classic route and snort lines off her big bare boobs.
 
2014-01-27 01:30:25 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: baconbeard: At least she wasn't free-basing heroin, like Alton Brown.

"Now most people will freebase their cocaine using a bunch of glassware and supplies they order from a chemical warehouse, but I don't recommend that, because all those things are unitaskers. Instead, I'll show you how to build your own freebasing apparatus in just 27 steps, using nothing more than terra cotta pots of varying sizes, thirty feet of dryer vent, a box of rubber bands, a deep fryer, eight rolls of aluminum foil and some paper towel tubes. But first, let's learn a little chemistry [whips out some sock puppets]..."


I read that in Alton's voice.
 
2014-01-27 01:39:34 PM  
Why would anyone julienne asparagus spears?

/Nigella is the intersection of about five different extremely hot things.
 
2014-01-27 01:54:05 PM  

Robert1966: Why would anyone julienne asparagus spears?


the headline is a bunch of pseudo-foodie babble, it doesn't really make any sense.
 
2014-01-27 01:57:00 PM  

fortheloveofgod: Don't get me wrong, a coked out Nigella would indeed be hot, but I'll take a coked out Giada over her any day of the week!


That's exactly who I was picturing when I read the headline, and my pants were on the floor before I caught my mistake.
 
2014-01-27 01:59:48 PM  

fortheloveofgod: Don't get me wrong, a coked out Nigella would indeed be hot, but I'll take a coked out Giada over her any day of the week!

[cdn.stripersonline.com image 850x566]


Look at that giant head.  It's like an orange on a toothpick.
 
2014-01-27 02:03:50 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: baconbeard: At least she wasn't free-basing heroin, like Alton Brown.

"Now most people will freebase their cocaine using a bunch of glassware and supplies they order from a chemical warehouse, but I don't recommend that, because all those things are unitaskers. Instead, I'll show you how to build your own freebasing apparatus in just 27 steps, using nothing more than terra cotta pots of varying sizes, thirty feet of dryer vent, a box of rubber bands, a deep fryer, eight rolls of aluminum foil and some paper towel tubes. But first, let's learn a little chemistry [whips out some sock puppets]..."


+1 from me also. I'd totally sign on for a follow-up Breaking Bad series starring Alton Brown.

/"Now your big name suppliers, like a Heisenberg for example, will tell you their product is one of the cleanest on the market. And yet they insist on including that distinctive blue tinge, an obvious sign of impurities. Skip the fancy, trendy additives and stick to the basics, and you'll be cooking up better meth than even grandma used to make. No offense meant to grandma, of course, she runs a fine operation for an old schooler." (Little old lady walks up, gives Alton a stern look and then pulls a gun from her purse.) "Oh bother."
 
2014-01-27 02:03:55 PM  
I'm still trying to get my tongue unstuck from the roof of my mouth after imagining licking a spoon full of roux.
 
2014-01-27 02:14:45 PM  
Fine, I'll do it.
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2014-01-27 02:23:13 PM  

EdgeRunner: +1 from me also. I'd totally sign on for a follow-up Breaking Bad series starring Alton Brown.


I want to see that show. Maybe Jesse could be played by one of the burping yeast puppets, only instead of burps it just goes "biatch" all the time.
 
2014-01-27 02:29:17 PM  
Is there a chef or waiter anywhere who isn't on coke?
 
2014-01-27 02:42:20 PM  

foo monkey: Fine, I'll do it.
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She can spank me with a spoon.. coked up or not.
 
2014-01-27 02:45:15 PM  
Not everyone is cracked up to be what they'd like you to believe.  No surprise, right?

Most people in this industry are genuinely good people, particularly if they are old school like Jacques Pepin.  You know, from before cooking shows were taken over by basic cable nonsense.

Worst one I worked with was probably Sandra Lee.  Our intro was just the start of the weirdness.  Never met her before and I get this e-mail from her out of the blue asking me who I am and what my function is on her project.  Uh, what project?

It turns out my boss was communicating with her and had cc'd me on something I hadn't gotten to yet.  Apparently she does this thing where she or her staff work their way through all the new cc's on Every. Single. E-mail.  Then when she wants something, she goes directly to whomever she thinks should be doing it, instead of going to the person who is, you know, managing her thing.  It got so bad at one point we had to put the word out to blind copy everyone.

E-mail from my boss to me: When can we be done with X?
E-mail from me to boss: We can be done by Y.
Email from my boss to Sandra: We will be done with X by Y.
E-mail from Sandra to me: When can we be done with X?
 
2014-01-27 02:55:49 PM  

James Rieper: Not everyone is cracked up to be what they'd like you to believe.  No surprise, right?

Most people in this industry are genuinely good people, particularly if they are old school like Jacques Pepin.  You know, from before cooking shows were taken over by basic cable nonsense.

Worst one I worked with was probably Sandra Lee.  Our intro was just the start of the weirdness.  Never met her before and I get this e-mail from her out of the blue asking me who I am and what my function is on her project.  Uh, what project?

It turns out my boss was communicating with her and had cc'd me on something I hadn't gotten to yet.  Apparently she does this thing where she or her staff work their way through all the new cc's on Every. Single. E-mail.  Then when she wants something, she goes directly to whomever she thinks should be doing it, instead of going to the person who is, you know, managing her thing.  It got so bad at one point we had to put the word out to blind copy everyone.

E-mail from my boss to me: When can we be done with X?
E-mail from me to boss: We can be done by Y.
Email from my boss to Sandra: We will be done with X by Y.
E-mail from Sandra to me: When can we be done with X?


That's because hot chicks who know they are hot can get away with pretty much anything, especially when they wear white clothing with black bras and panties.
 
2014-01-27 02:59:07 PM  

foo monkey: Fine, I'll do it.
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You are doing the Lord's work.  I just wanted you to know that.
 
2014-01-27 04:08:24 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: LL316: fortheloveofgod: Don't get me wrong, a coked out Nigella would indeed be hot, but I'll take a coked out Giada over her any day of the week!

[cdn.stripersonline.com image 850x566]

Alie and Georgia tweeted a pic a while back that has Giada bending over and cusping those things, looking just as hot as can be.

Ferchrissakes, how hard is it to use Google Image Search:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 250x250]


Those aren't thighs
 
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