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(Huffington Post)   Good news: the TSA is keeping our airplanes safe from dangerous terrorists armed with sword canes, morning stars and human skulls   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 9
    More: Stupid, TSA, Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, human skull, suicide vest  
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2014-01-27 01:46:46 PM  
5 votes:
Damn, TSA...Every single person that gets on an airplane has a human skull.

That is why human skull attacks are so rare.

A skulled society is a polite society.
2014-01-27 01:44:44 PM  
3 votes:

lennavan: Oh, and also, this mace, which was ...  (no that's not plastic -- that's actual wood and metal):

[i.huffpost.com image 570x189]

(No, that's not a mace -- that's actually a flail).


FLAIL FAIL
2014-01-27 02:24:13 PM  
2 votes:
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

He rests now in a bin, beyond the the asphalted lands of Houston International. Not Hobby! Nay! Though fairer hands may hold him there. Tis' H W Bush where he lay. No warmth he will find there.

Tis a lonely fate.
2014-01-27 01:42:38 PM  
2 votes:
things that morning stars might look like:
upload.wikimedia.org  www.consumerqueen.com

thing that morning stars do not look like:

i.huffpost.com
2014-01-27 02:56:10 PM  
1 votes:
Man, it must be a beeyotch to get to comic-con by air.
2014-01-27 02:46:24 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
Mace

www.medievalwarfare.info
Morning star

i.imgur.com
Flail

/If gun nuts can get pedantic about weapon identification, so can I.
2014-01-27 01:59:57 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: SO they are basically keeping us safe from nerds.


Well they did confiscate a +2 Flail of Hijacking, so maybe?
2014-01-27 01:37:56 PM  
1 votes:
pnmedia.gamespy.com

THANKS TSA!!
2014-01-27 01:32:51 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: So the next time you get annoyed with the long lines at an airport checkpoint, remember: Those agents are there for a reason.

They forgot to tell us the reason, because I'm not afraid of most of those things.
 
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