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(NPR)   If you want to escape the Polar Vortex, there is only one place in the US you can seek refuge from the bitter cold: Alaska   ( divider line
    More: Ironic, Alaska, Central United States, river valleys, Minnesota Public Radio, Atlantic coast, cold  
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5081 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2014 at 9:35 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-27 09:49:33 AM  
5 votes:
My nuggets have decided to wait out the winter in my lower abdomen
2014-01-27 09:46:39 AM  
4 votes:
Did Hawaii secede while I was out clearing the driveway?
d23 [BareFark]
2014-01-27 10:09:58 AM  
2 votes:
It's the hot air.
2014-01-27 09:46:17 AM  
2 votes:

Shadow Blasko: Stone Meadow: California ROFLIAO at silly Subby...

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Aren't they on fire?

Don't worry, the mudslides will put out the fires.
2014-01-27 09:44:19 AM  
2 votes:

Stone Meadow: California ROFLIAO at silly Subby...

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Aren't they on fire?
2014-01-27 09:40:28 AM  
2 votes:
This means global warming is a hoax and Ted Cruz is automatically President of Canada.
2014-01-27 10:52:56 AM  
1 vote:

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Oh look it's THIS thread again/still.  Let's just assume global warming is for real.  Well, duh.  The earth had been through warming/cooling stages eons before we arrived and it will continue to do so for eons after we're gone.  To think that mankind's, what?  Maybe 150 year-old "Industrial age" could have any significant impact on this planet is ridiculous.  It's the hypocritical left doing the exact same thing they constantly accuse the right of doing.  Fear-mongering.  I'm old enough to remember the 70s.  Back then we were all gonna freeze to death by 2000.  Forty years later we're all gonna burn to death.  And then, as now, we take so-called scientists at their word, even though they can't really predict with any degree of accuracy what the weather will be tomorrow.  I digress.  Back to the original point.  Humans are highly adaptable and pretty-darn smart.  We managed to put men on the moon within a few measly years of getting the first plane off the ground.  So what makes anyone think we won't devise a way of halting climate change in the next 10,000 years should the need arise?

You should really just let Pocket Ninja handle these things.
2014-01-27 10:17:48 AM  
1 vote:

the_foo: Did Hawaii secede while I was out clearing the driveway?

Hawaii is not a state and Obama is a furriner.
2014-01-27 09:57:57 AM  
1 vote:
My car started this morning.  Major win.
2014-01-27 09:41:49 AM  
1 vote:
But it means you will have to fly there and since it's your first flight it will crash. And it will be the day after you win the lottery.
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