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(Gulf Live)   Fark-Ready Headline: Trial for "Pebbelz Da Model" begins Monday in fatal buttocks injection case   (blog.gulflive.com) divider line 50
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2014-01-27 11:13:12 AM
There's an epic headline lurking here revolving around Pebblez, Bam Bam, prison, and buttocks injections but damned if I fell like parsing it.
 
2014-01-27 11:13:47 AM
I... what?
 
2014-01-27 11:15:13 AM
TFA suggests the only thing against Pebbelz is hearsay that she told the victim that the "doctor" was a Doctor.

Save Pebbelz!!!!!
 
2014-01-27 11:18:28 AM
and faces trial in Hinds County Circuit Court.
 
2014-01-27 11:21:37 AM
 
2014-01-27 11:22:27 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: and faces trial in Hinds County Circuit Court.


These are the synchroncities the Mayans warned us about.
 
2014-01-27 11:22:32 AM
She must be Fruity Pebbelz.
 
2014-01-27 11:22:44 AM
I'm sure someone knows enough about this case to answer, since, having seen "Pebbelz da model," I have no wish to perform further research myself, but...does Pebbelz use her own posterior as a sales prop, perhaps intimating that her own prodigious posterior is a result of the procedure she encourages other women to undergo?

Because it's crazy, and exactly the sort of thing one would expect as a desired result of anyone who undergoes injections of silicates into their ass cheeks. You could rest a beer or ten on that thing.

/nttawwt
//but it's kinda nasty
 
2014-01-27 11:23:46 AM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2014-01-27 11:23:51 AM
Because when I want a cosmetic procedure done, nothing screams safety and competence like injections of an unknown substance by Pebbelz-Da-Model...

What the hell are people thinking sometimes?
 
2014-01-27 11:24:03 AM
I love names with "Da", "de", or (my personal favorite) "D-apostrophe" in them. I read it as "Duuuhhh".

Like Duuuhhh Brickashaw Ferguson.
 
2014-01-27 11:24:05 AM
Stewart, 40, of suburban Memphis....

I'm glad there isn't a picture of said adult entertainer.

/ on moble; if there's a pic, I'm good not seeing it
 
2014-01-27 11:25:54 AM
She looks like the the love child and of Oprah and the Grinch.
 
2014-01-27 11:29:55 AM
Trannies, ghetto rats, and home depot window caulking. This story has everything!
 
2014-01-27 11:30:00 AM
The amount of fail here is just amazing.
 
2014-01-27 11:31:21 AM
Not one, but two gag orders surrounding the case.
 
2014-01-27 11:33:06 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-27 11:35:38 AM
citypaper.net
She used to dance at Shadynasty's.
 
2014-01-27 11:35:42 AM
Fake breasts and asses look bsolutely horrible. I mean, just terrible.
 
2014-01-27 11:42:41 AM
I dunno know about y'all, but I need some bleach.

files.chaozhide.com
 
2014-01-27 11:43:33 AM
soshitech.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-27 11:44:00 AM
Wow... based on her picture I would have expected to find her on a coney island freak show, not the stripclub circuit... I understand that demographic likes big butts but goddamn...
 
2014-01-27 11:44:06 AM
Cool, Fatal Butt Injection was one of my favorite bands!
 
2014-01-27 11:44:31 AM
www.bromygod.com
 
2014-01-27 11:47:29 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Fake breasts and asses look bsolutely horrible. I mean, just terrible.


I always thought that fake asses work like portable cushions.
 
2014-01-27 11:47:47 AM
FTA :

Gordon became ill just a few hours after Garner performed the procedure.

A friend of Gordon's called Garner and asked what to do.

Garner recommended that Gordon take cough medicine.


retro80skid.files.wordpress.com

It's worth a try.
 
2014-01-27 11:50:03 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Fake breasts and asses look bsolutely horrible. I mean, just terrible.


Wow.  You and I agree on something for once :)

Bolt-ons and fake padding are an abomination
 
2014-01-27 11:50:42 AM

TomD9938: FTA :

Gordon became ill just a few hours after Garner performed the procedure.

A friend of Gordon's called Garner and asked what to do.

Garner recommended that Gordon take cough medicine.

[retro80skid.files.wordpress.com image 288x216]

It's worth a try.


If only I had PS, I'd change it to "Rubatushy"
 
2014-01-27 11:52:46 AM
I'm going to guess that she models replacement bumpers for Autozone or something.
 
2014-01-27 11:55:11 AM

Mell of a Hess: I dunno know about y'all, but I need some bleach.

[files.chaozhide.com image 500x666]



www.reactionface.info
 
2014-01-27 11:55:24 AM
www.girlsinyogapants.com
 
2014-01-27 11:58:12 AM

AngryDragon: Because when I want a cosmetic procedure done, nothing screams safety and competence like injections of an unknown substance by Pebbelz-Da-Model...

What the hell are people women thinking sometimes?


FTFY. And gave you your answer.
 
2014-01-27 12:00:08 PM
// in before all the neanderthals start talking about their love of butt injection....
 
2014-01-27 12:02:46 PM

CygnusDarius: DROxINxTHExWIND: Fake breasts and asses look bsolutely horrible. I mean, just terrible.

I always thought that fake asses work like portable cushions.


img.fark.net
The fake ass needs to hook up to the fake tits like this guy, if'n y'all know what I mean.
 
2014-01-27 12:04:25 PM

Nutsac_Jim: // in before all the neanderthals start talking about their love of butt injection....


I like it enough, but she has to like it, too.
 
2014-01-27 12:08:06 PM
Seriously, though, if this is the person giving you the injections:

img2u.info

...you should probably reconsider doing it.
 
2014-01-27 12:08:09 PM

TomD9938: FTA :

Gordon became ill just a few hours after Garner performed the procedure.

A friend of Gordon's called Garner and asked what to do.

Garner recommended that Gordon take cough medicine.

[retro80skid.files.wordpress.com image 288x216]

It's worth a try.



www.lasportsanostra.com
Just put some 'tussin on it.
 
2014-01-27 12:10:51 PM
pic in article proves once again that most aa females are just a guy in a wig.
 
2014-01-27 12:12:05 PM

opiumpoopy: TFA suggests the only thing against Pebbelz is hearsay that she told the victim that the "doctor" was a Doctor.

Save Pebbelz!!!!!


I read TFA a few times and wondered if maybe the polis were charging her with everything for refusing to grass on the fake doctor (in which case +1 points for omerta - several million points for going to prison for life for someone else's murder), but they have the fake dr. as well.

TFA also says the fake doctor killed someone else with the same procedure. Maybe Pebblez knew about that and gave the referral anyway. Which could justify the charge. There simply aren't enough details.

Also, as the article only has a mugshot, I found this.
api.ning.com

which suggests to me that perhaps she should change her name to Boulderz Da Model. At least for her there is no such thing as an uncomfortably hard chair.
 
2014-01-27 12:15:22 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: and faces trial in Hinds County Circuit Court.


You are where you adjudicate.
 
2014-01-27 12:28:53 PM

Gordon Bennett: opiumpoopy: TFA suggests the only thing against Pebbelz is hearsay that she told the victim that the "doctor" was a Doctor.

Save Pebbelz!!!!!

I read TFA a few times and wondered if maybe the polis were charging her with everything for refusing to grass on the fake doctor (in which case +1 points for omerta - several million points for going to prison for life for someone else's murder), but they have the fake dr. as well.

TFA also says the fake doctor killed someone else with the same procedure. Maybe Pebblez knew about that and gave the referral anyway. Which could justify the charge. There simply aren't enough details.

Also, as the article only has a mugshot, I found this.
[api.ning.com image 600x894]

which suggests to me that perhaps she should change her name to Boulderz Da Model. At least for her there is no such thing as an uncomfortably hard chair.


OMG.... that is just farked up.
 
2014-01-27 01:05:51 PM
Al Pacino is missing from this thread.
 
2014-01-27 01:26:26 PM
Monosyllabic words that begin with "th" are dying a slow, painful death. The other day I saw "though" written as "doe."
 
2014-01-27 01:50:09 PM

LesserEvil: Seriously, though, if this is the person giving you the injections:

[img2u.info image 607x911]

...you should probably reconsider doing it.


I don't know why, but looking at that picture makes me think of Rutger Hauer.
 
2014-01-27 01:54:19 PM

Gordon Bennett: Also, as the article only has a mugshot, I found this.


Are those lumps photoshopped in or did she get a football installed back there?
 
2014-01-27 02:41:17 PM

HenryFnord: Free Pebbelz!

http://www.causes.com/causes/813242-free-pebbelz-da-model-of-homicid e- charges-charged-with-murder-for-giving-a-phone-number


Wow... Just...wow.

/the state of education in America
 
2014-01-27 02:42:16 PM

mdeesnuts: Gordon Bennett: Also, as the article only has a mugshot, I found this.

Are those lumps photoshopped in or did she get a football installed back there?


Oh, it's real, feel free to google image search.

Must be a biatch to wipe.
 
2014-01-27 04:09:48 PM
I am shocked to read that one cannot procure safe cosmetic injections from a person named "Pebbelz."
 
2014-01-27 04:12:14 PM

buckler: LesserEvil: Seriously, though, if this is the person giving you the injections:

[img2u.info image 607x911]

...you should probably reconsider doing it.

I don't know why, but looking at that picture makes me think of Rutger Hauer.


"I've seen asses you people wouldn't believe."
 
2014-01-27 04:13:19 PM

LesserEvil: Seriously, though, if this is the person giving you the injections:

[img2u.info image 607x911]

...you should probably reconsider doing it.


Fark you, LesserEvil.  Didn't look it up, didn't want to look it up.  You made me see it, you did.
/keyboard, you owe me one
//and not for the preferred reasons
 
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