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(WWE)   Will Undertaker start lumbering down the Road to Wrestlemania? Did the audio crew work all night to make it seem like people approved of Batista's Royal Rumble victory? Is Daniel Bryan going to have to change a tire on WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com) divider line 46
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2014-01-27 09:59:24 PM
2 votes:
"The Bronze Age Outlaws, brought to you by Geritol, multivitamin for Seniors."

"How long are you going to harp on their age Brain?"

"Depends..."

"On what?"

"No, they're also brought to you by Depends undergarments, for when your ancient firehose develops a leak."
2014-01-27 09:37:45 PM
2 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: So Kofi gets a title shot right? RIGHT?!?

*sigh*

Has there ever been a black champion other than Booker?

Ron Simmons was the first. Rock half-counts.


"Vince believe that Simmons actually 3/5ths count."

"WILL YOU STOP?"
2014-01-27 09:26:28 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: that was a pretty awesome Ultimate Warrior shirt....wonder where that guy got it.

New WWE Merchandise? Or did Kaitlyn run into him?

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"My spaceship is getting into launch position!"

"Too bad there hasn't been fuel available for it in the last 12 years Monsoon."

"That just hurts Brain..."
2014-01-27 09:20:45 PM
2 votes:
The WWE App has been downloaded over 10,000,000 times...by Jerry Lawler showing us how to download it every week.
2014-01-27 09:13:03 PM
2 votes:
"There's a number of Browns and Indians in the crowd tonight?"

"There's a difference?"
2014-01-27 08:54:55 PM
2 votes:
oh hey, pretty gm is still alive.

/goes to hide her gym bag
2014-01-27 08:52:11 PM
2 votes:

emtbiz: does Emma eat a RKO tonight?


The anaconda vise is more likely, if you know what I mean
2014-01-27 08:13:01 PM
2 votes:
In their defense, Cleveland sports fans have no experience chanting for good athletes, so.  Give 'em some time.
2014-01-27 03:17:16 PM
2 votes:

robsul82: Heh, add Rumble 2014 to the list of "oh, you SAY the shows will be uncensored, eh?" PPVs for the Network launch.


The only way it would wind up any more censored is if this is how the show ended

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2014-01-28 08:47:47 PM
1 votes:

globalwarmingpraiser: Prediction: the GOP will attempt to drown out the President chanting Daniel Bryan and YES!!! during the SOTU address not realizing that DBD is a socialist vegan.


the lights go out for a minute, when they come back on, there's no sign of the tea party, and a lantern's sitting on obama's podium... :)
2014-01-28 01:42:31 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: You'd think that would make it hurt less but yeah, not so much. Although my clumsiness is more of a running into things problem than actually falling a lot. I just don't pay enough attention to where I am going. Except when I am driving but that is mostly out of paranoia. I scare easily, lulz

LOOK OUT, IT'S THE YETI!

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]


Yeh-tay.  It's French.
2014-01-28 12:48:03 PM
1 votes:
31.media.tumblr.com
2014-01-28 05:24:15 AM
1 votes:
Hey folks! I thought Raw was pretty good tonight. The Cleveland crowd almost didn't shiat all over everybody like the Pittsburgh fans. I kinda felt bad for the talent last night as they had no choice in who goes over and what Vince wants. I wonder what they were thinking backstage listening to the chorus of boos and non-stop Daniel Bryan chants.

Which brings me to tonight's match with Kofi and ADR where the fans were chanting "JBL!" and "Jerry!" while the wrestlers fall from the top rope to the floor and the crowd missed it! The announcers standing to acknowledge it during the match was also disrespectful.

From Brock almost killing an audience member with a wildly thrown broken chair to an ACTUAL Shield Screwjob!
No 'Clobbering Time!' but the cameraman's delicious shots of AJ totally made up for it.
I love it how all these muscle monsters appear out of nowhere and are now the main event in WrestleMania 30. All the hard workers who train everyday and pay their dues are over looked for Vince's #1 stars.

But seriously, we all know who is in the main event this year at WrestleMania...

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2014-01-27 11:10:06 PM
1 votes:
Well we knew the RAW after was gonna be interesting but

tvmedia.ign.com

Yeah, I don't know either.
2014-01-27 11:03:27 PM
1 votes:

yookaloco: BATMANATEE: yookaloco: BATMANATEE: Why do the Shield never pull a "Foreign Object" out of those vests? That's a heel trope that needs a comeback.

Also Brilliant!!

 I grew up watching heels hwo had nucks or a roll of dimes in the trunks at all times. It needs to be a thing again, or at least something tossed from the side after the ref distraction/bump. It's a classic wrestling trope that has been ignored for too long.

I farking remember Bobby Heenan V Ultimate Warrior at MSG - with no outside help - where Heenan hiding foreign objects was the major plot point - and it was a close match. I'll see if youtube has it.


Found it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygq-PMtPGz4
2014-01-27 10:47:37 PM
1 votes:
ambrose bleeding again?
2014-01-27 10:41:57 PM
1 votes:
They should have Christian return and join up with Zeb so Zeb can further mock the Tea Party by going on rants about how the Christian is persecuted
2014-01-27 10:26:38 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: clintster: So question for the MLP threaders: is there a belt for the MMMM? Cause if so, I think I need one for last Saturday.



/it's Steroid's old TNA belt.


Gracias!

/off to get Dyertek to hold it wherever I go.
2014-01-27 10:11:40 PM
1 votes:
Lesnar vs No One?

v005o.popscreen.com
2014-01-27 10:09:16 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ok, I'm tapping out. going to bed.

Night dear!

You give that man more mixed signals than...

I'm out of Dennis Millerisms.


Helen Keller doing semaphore?

Michael J. Fox sending a telegram?

/lurk mode re-engaged
2014-01-27 10:02:08 PM
1 votes:
ShiningWizard took my Gredunza, she's lucky, ADR bored me to eat.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-27 09:54:31 PM
1 votes:
"Look Monsoon, the Bronze Age Outlaws..."
2014-01-27 09:49:46 PM
1 votes:
You can download Virgil

For 5 bucks in NYC, he'll come to your house and play against you
2014-01-27 09:46:36 PM
1 votes:
"Backstabber from behind..."

"Well a backstabber from the front is very hard Monsoon..."
2014-01-27 09:42:08 PM
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: emtbiz: [fc00.deviantart.net image 430x640]

Oh at least show her in her varsity sweater!

[www.wwe.com image 642x722]


Lawler: "Sweater puppies!"
2014-01-27 09:39:57 PM
1 votes:

BATMANATEE: Grand_Moff_Joseph: tbaughm: TheManofPA: I really have no clue who is next for HOF. My guess is Diamond Dallas Page for no reason

If DDP keeps saving lives, he deserves it.

I just hope Snake doesn't unsave himself.  :(

Speaking of drunks, did Flair use up his last chance last night or did I misinterpret multiple head injuries for drunkenness?


I'm pretty sure he said Jack Daniels was going to win the Rumble.  Seriously.
2014-01-27 09:34:50 PM
1 votes:
Kingston to avoid Rumble elimination by amputating both feet

"The technique may backfire, however, as Bad News Barrett found Kingston's severed feet in a backstage garbage bin and intends to simply throw them on the floor during the match."
2014-01-27 09:29:08 PM
1 votes:

emtbiz: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 225x225]


imageshack.us
2014-01-27 09:21:56 PM
1 votes:

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: VvonderJesus: why are mickey rourke and your local town musclehead tag team champions?

Because Hunter rewards his apple polishers.


"That's what they're calling fluffers now, Monsoon?"

"I wouldn't know Brain."
2014-01-27 09:18:32 PM
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: silgryphon: I just realized it's wrestlemania XXX. Time for the porn matches

[img.fark.net image 582x444]


www.cooltoyreview.com
2014-01-27 09:17:50 PM
1 votes:
What the fark is a Chrisley? Is it like a Kweeno?
2014-01-27 09:07:38 PM
1 votes:

Jhonnny Intratech: Well if you look at Brock Lesnar.. Kids that's what 3 generations of hick inbreeding does.


And a lot of corn and anabolic steroids
2014-01-27 08:55:07 PM
1 votes:
Well time to Orton
2014-01-27 08:53:13 PM
1 votes:

Gunny Highway: You feel that, wrestling fans?

That is the fun we used to have!  Feels good doesnt it.


"Like a shaken bottle of Diet Coke poured down my pants while I'm wearing Mentos underwear..."
2014-01-27 08:50:18 PM
1 votes:

irishman4: i think i am going to like this emma character


There is a lot to like actually. She can actually wrestle, has a cute accent and the ability to annoy heel characters in hilarious fashion

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2014-01-27 08:47:38 PM
1 votes:
Did summer just do a beetle juice on him?
2014-01-27 08:45:54 PM
1 votes:

Dougie AXP: Shizzle, you know I am quite fond of you, but you can back dafuq off my Punk. I was lovin Punk long before you strolled into these threads.


I guess you can have him. I'll just keep AJ then...

i1263.photobucket.com
2014-01-27 08:43:56 PM
1 votes:
Shizzle, you know I am quite fond of you, but you can back dafuq off my Punk. I was lovin Punk long before you strolled into these threads.
2014-01-27 08:36:34 PM
1 votes:
FirstNationalBastard:Shizzle could be Torita!

I would have gave my Rumble spot to DBD. Also if I ever got my legs around Punk's head I... ya know what? Let's just let that one go, lulz
2014-01-27 08:32:17 PM
1 votes:
That black gentleman in the Steelers stocking cap looks like he's had a few too many.
2014-01-27 08:31:52 PM
1 votes:
Sin caras legal...yall sure of that?
2014-01-27 08:25:21 PM
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: Eddie T. Head: Rey and Cara with the jobber entrance.

Time to give Rey a win to make up for him having to be the most disappointing Rumble entrant of all time even though it was entirely not his fault


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2014-01-27 08:16:56 PM
1 votes:

yookaloco: tbaughm: Holy hell, Cleveland. I'm almost proud to live near you.

Nicest compliment I've ever heard about Cleveland.


I'm in California, and I still feel like I live too close to Cleveland.
2014-01-27 08:02:05 PM
1 votes:
UNPREDICTABILITY RULED AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

ME AM BIZARRO MICHAEL COLE HERE ON TUESDAY NIGHT COOKED!
2014-01-27 07:24:40 PM
1 votes:

static.giantbomb.com


THE 2014 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER.

2014-01-27 10:11:33 AM
1 votes:

nekom: Why isn't this in the politics tab?


Because at least in politics, the guy you want to see go over has a chance, that's why!
 
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