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(WWE)   Will Undertaker start lumbering down the Road to Wrestlemania? Did the audio crew work all night to make it seem like people approved of Batista's Royal Rumble victory? Is Daniel Bryan going to have to change a tire on WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com) divider line 1790
    More: Interesting, folding chairs, Daniel Bryan, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, WrestleMania XXIX, John Cena  
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2014-01-27 08:04:29 PM  
HHH confirms that RR was a work. The payoff is still coming.
 
2014-01-27 08:04:45 PM  
Batista went heel by doing nothing, I love that
 
2014-01-27 08:04:50 PM  
Batista getting booed heavy lol
 
2014-01-27 08:04:53 PM  

No Line For Beer: Gunny Highway: robsul82: "Deal with it,"

I am surprised that line didnt get more play.  It was my take away.

That smelled like an audible to me.

Serious question time:  If Batista's return had been kept secret and he made a surprise return and won the Rumble, do you think your reaction (or the general reaction for that matter) would have been different?


Honestly? If it had been a surprise, I'd have been a bit disappointed, but probably not to the degree that I was last night. The way the WWE played up his return and then had him come in to the Rumble, it was pretty plain that we were getting Part Timer WM Main Event III: the Batistening.
 
2014-01-27 08:04:57 PM  
Yeah aitches mock your future wwe network subscribers. Batista sucks...boo the fark out of him cleveland
 
2014-01-27 08:05:00 PM  
guess it was a work, marks
 
2014-01-27 08:05:13 PM  

natural316: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: After last night's shiatstorm of a show, I got nothing to add on top of the checklist.  Pittsburgh's awesome crowd did the talking for us all, imo.

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV

Has Karate Explosion always been #2 on the list, or is he gradually moving up as he gains more power?

And wasn't he a troll and not a heel?


He was a troll, but then he joined in as a regular, so I upgraded him to heel status.  :D
 
2014-01-27 08:05:15 PM  

natural316: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I had a thunk

the WWE Network is going to destroy their DVD business. Save for a couple examples where hunting down the matches would be too much trouble (Mid South, MSG, etc), there is going to be no reason to buy any more collections. PPVs? they're available 24/7. Best of Nitro or Raw, Smackdown or Thunder? All episodes will be online.

I wonder if any of the braintrust took this into consideration.

So I'm not the only one who thinks this


I can't wait for the service to break over more than six people accessing it to stream content. That's MY wizard prediction.
 
2014-01-27 08:05:18 PM  
YES!

YES!

YES!
 
2014-01-27 08:05:26 PM  
here we go
 
2014-01-27 08:05:27 PM  

ShiningWizard: We'll know if they listened to anything last night if withing the first 30 seconds tonight we hear "Ride of the Valkyries"


WIZARD!
 
2014-01-27 08:05:28 PM  

natural316: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I had a thunk

the WWE Network is going to destroy their DVD business. Save for a couple examples where hunting down the matches would be too much trouble (Mid South, MSG, etc), there is going to be no reason to buy any more collections. PPVs? they're available 24/7. Best of Nitro or Raw, Smackdown or Thunder? All episodes will be online.

I wonder if any of the braintrust took this into consideration.

So I'm not the only one who thinks this


There will always be people who want a hard copy they own.

...unless people figure out en masse how to record from the network. Then, fark it.

/Cleveland making a good accounting of itself so far.
 
2014-01-27 08:05:36 PM  
Well.  So much for Cleveland not being loud.
 
2014-01-27 08:05:38 PM  

tbaughm: I've yet to find a flowing river...though with Trips around, this isn't a bad thing


save yourself the frustration. Smash your nutsack witha ball peen hammer for three hours. It'll be more satisfying.
 
2014-01-27 08:05:40 PM  
They should say "Nope, DBD would not be in the EC". Are they muting the YES? because the whole fricking crowd is moving their hands.
 
2014-01-27 08:05:41 PM  
Lance Storm, Jimmy Korderas, Adam Pearce, Thunder Kitty, Steve Corino just came their Zoobas.
 
2014-01-27 08:05:44 PM  
There's an Earthquake in Cleveland!
Holy Jeebus.
 
2014-01-27 08:05:49 PM  

TheManofPA: Batista went heel by doing nothing, I love that


So did Rey.
 
2014-01-27 08:05:50 PM  
It's now a work...farking H.
 
2014-01-27 08:05:53 PM  
Thanks for stating the obvious King...
 
2014-01-27 08:05:56 PM  
All cheers for Bryan are from hometown fans
 
2014-01-27 08:06:00 PM  
holy god

where has this hd stream been all my life
 
2014-01-27 08:06:18 PM  
fark you hhh
 
2014-01-27 08:06:20 PM  
The Toxin house is watching "In Bruges," on Neflix...which is on my Roku. Have you heard of Roku? It's a device that connects to your wifi and TV, and lets you stream video. So you can watch movies, TV shows, play games, and sorts of stuff.

Sure would be nice to have a pro wrestling feature on it. Too bad nobody offers something decent.
 
2014-01-27 08:06:32 PM  
How the fark did Bryan Farking Danielson get this over?
 
2014-01-27 08:06:46 PM  
That sounded like a shoot
 
2014-01-27 08:06:47 PM  
yes yes yes yes yes they are doing it
 
2014-01-27 08:07:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: How the fark did Bryan Farking Danielson get this over?


He's got it.
 
2014-01-27 08:07:16 PM  
Bryan looks so humbled to have the crowd like this.
 
2014-01-27 08:07:32 PM  

nathanjr: TheManofPA: Batista went heel by doing nothing, I love that

So did Rey.


Rey's was more a ribbing, he'll get a hero's retirement, Batista's became just raw hate
 
2014-01-27 08:07:35 PM  
Yeah, they've turned it in to a work...

here comes the gypsy "It was part of the plan all along you stupid smarks" crap.
 
2014-01-27 08:07:36 PM  
SAVE US BRYAN
 
2014-01-27 08:07:36 PM  
The sound guys are working overtime.
Listen to how muted that is.
 
2014-01-27 08:07:44 PM  
overasfark.jpg
 
2014-01-27 08:07:45 PM  
WOOOO BRYAN!!!!
 
2014-01-27 08:07:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: How the fark did Bryan Farking Danielson get this over?


because the American Dragon is just that good
 
2014-01-27 08:07:48 PM  

emtbiz: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x225] Will tonight be the night?


I'm beginning to think she doesnt exist
 
2014-01-27 08:07:59 PM  
ringbellesonline.com Yes!
 
2014-01-27 08:08:05 PM  
Yeah, we figured we'd hear "it was a work all along" from the apologists.  Nonsense.
 
2014-01-27 08:08:07 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FirstNationalBastard: How the fark did Bryan Farking Danielson get this over?

because the American Dragon is just that good


THIS!!!
 
2014-01-27 08:08:08 PM  
Careful D-Bry, Steffie will peg you with her clenis if you don't behave!

/ask Hunter!
 
2014-01-27 08:08:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: How the fark did Bryan Farking Danielson get this over?


I wonder that sometimes.

Everyone is going to point and say, "SEE IT WAS PART OF THE STORY!"

That doesnt mean we had to like that BS after the story they told this Summer.
 
2014-01-27 08:08:27 PM  
Bryan is genuinely enjoying the SHIAT out of this, work or not.
 
2014-01-27 08:08:33 PM  
Also the WM30 sign looks like a Final Fantasy crystal.
 
2014-01-27 08:08:34 PM  

Infernalist: FirstNationalBastard: How the fark did Bryan Farking Danielson get this over?

He's got it.


He's actually got the legit underdog angle they push with Cena and he's fricking amazing in the ring.

Just like Stone Cold represented the fact that we wanted our bosses to piss their pants in fear of us
 
2014-01-27 08:08:36 PM  

FinFangFark: Yeah, they've turned it in to a work...

here comes the gypsy "It was part of the plan all along you stupid smarks" crap.


and noone that is paying attention is going to buy it.  We may like the end result, but we'll never buy the "reasons"
 
2014-01-27 08:08:39 PM  
It was a work...5 hours ago.
 
2014-01-27 08:08:45 PM  
YesMovement?
 
2014-01-27 08:08:50 PM  
They turned it into a work.  I don't know if that's brilliant or just mercenary.
 
2014-01-27 08:08:53 PM  
#YesMovement

Needs more Punk and Ziggler, tbh
 
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