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(WWE)   Will Undertaker start lumbering down the Road to Wrestlemania? Did the audio crew work all night to make it seem like people approved of Batista's Royal Rumble victory? Is Daniel Bryan going to have to change a tire on WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com) divider line 1790
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2014-01-27 07:59:39 PM  
After a long debate with myself, my Shockmaster helmet, Moppy, and couple bags of Funyuns, I've decided to say fark it all, bite the bullet and watch Raw.  Even with all the bullshait they're pulling, the only way this could actually be enough to boil my blood is if they decided to show three hours of the Katie Vick scene (you know the one.  If not, Warrior bless you.) on loop.  Granted, I think even Gagne wants to forget that happened, too.  Just need to mix up some Purple Flavor Aid before I do this.  If all goes well, it goes well.  If not, it's been nice knowing you again WWEh.
 
2014-01-27 07:59:54 PM  

No Line For Beer: Gunny Highway: robsul82: "Deal with it,"

I am surprised that line didnt get more play.  It was my take away.

That smelled like an audible to me.

Serious question time:  If Batista's return had been kept secret and he made a surprise return and won the Rumble, do you think your reaction (or the general reaction for that matter) would have been different?


Not really, though I hated Batista when he was around the first time
 
2014-01-27 07:59:58 PM  

THEN

NOW

BRYAN OR WE RIOT

 
2014-01-27 07:59:59 PM  
THEN

NOW

ANGRY SMARKS EVERYWHERE
 
2014-01-27 08:00:01 PM  

natural316: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: After last night's shiatstorm of a show, I got nothing to add on top of the checklist.  Pittsburgh's awesome crowd did the talking for us all, imo.

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV

Has Karate Explosion always been #2 on the list, or is he gradually moving up as he gains more power?

And wasn't he a troll and not a heel?


He came in and started shiatting on all the wrestling fans so I dubbed him "the heel we all deserve" because he was acting like a heel. Then he joined us in the NPO and we solidified the moniker for him.
 
2014-01-27 08:00:15 PM  
Reports they "heavily tweaked" tonight's script, the changes are "in spite of the reaction, not because of it."

Lofriggin'l.
 
2014-01-27 08:00:16 PM  

No Line For Beer: Gunny Highway: robsul82: "Deal with it,"

I am surprised that line didnt get more play.  It was my take away.

That smelled like an audible to me.

Serious question time:  If Batista's return had been kept secret and he made a surprise return and won the Rumble, do you think your reaction (or the general reaction for that matter) would have been different?


Honestly? No. It would've been "oh! Batista. That's neat. Roman Roman Roman Roman WHAT HEY."
 
2014-01-27 08:00:28 PM  

No Line For Beer: Gunny Highway: robsul82: "Deal with it,"

I am surprised that line didnt get more play.  It was my take away.

That smelled like an audible to me.

Serious question time:  If Batista's return had been kept secret and he made a surprise return and won the Rumble, do you think your reaction (or the general reaction for that matter) would have been different?


no fark him
 
2014-01-27 08:00:34 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com Will tonight be the night?
 
2014-01-27 08:00:45 PM  

my lip balm addiction: natural316: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: After last night's shiatstorm of a show, I got nothing to add on top of the checklist.  Pittsburgh's awesome crowd did the talking for us all, imo.

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV

Has Karate Explosion always been #2 on the list, or is he gradually moving up as he gains more power?

And wasn't he a troll and not a heel?

He came in and started shiatting on all the wrestling fans so I dubbed him "the heel we all deserve" because he was acting like a heel. Then he joined us in the NPO and we solidified the moniker for him.


Very well then
 
2014-01-27 08:01:27 PM  
THE FANS WERE ALL CHANTING "BOO-TISTA" AT THE END OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE!
 
2014-01-27 08:01:29 PM  
We'll know if they listened to anything last night if withing the first 30 seconds tonight we hear "Ride of the Valkyries"
 
2014-01-27 08:01:36 PM  
Starting off with Gagne.

"Unpredictability ruled at the Rumble."  LOL
 
2014-01-27 08:01:38 PM  
i735.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-27 08:01:39 PM  
Break out your shovels boys...
 
2014-01-27 08:01:41 PM  
the rumble was entirely predictable cole you clown
 
2014-01-27 08:01:46 PM  
How many times will the Wrestlemania sign be pointed at tonight

Oh good HHH and Steph to start
 
2014-01-27 08:01:55 PM  
Time to introduce Batist-ah
 
2014-01-27 08:02:00 PM  
'Unpredictability' does not mean 'nonsensical.'
 
2014-01-27 08:02:05 PM  
UNPREDICTABILITY RULED AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

ME AM BIZARRO MICHAEL COLE HERE ON TUESDAY NIGHT COOKED!
 
2014-01-27 08:02:08 PM  
Boo them for kayfabe and storyline reasons!
 
2014-01-27 08:02:30 PM  
Damn, I did not wizard it being all about the game; I swore we'd open with the rumble winner LIKE EVERY YEAR
 
2014-01-27 08:02:50 PM  
Oh jeez, guess who's here, break out the shovels.
 
2014-01-27 08:02:51 PM  
Nothing says hot Raw like 15 minute Trips promo.
 
2014-01-27 08:02:54 PM  
I had a thunk

the WWE Network is going to destroy their DVD business. Save for a couple examples where hunting down the matches would be too much trouble (Mid South, MSG, etc), there is going to be no reason to buy any more collections. PPVs? they're available 24/7. Best of Nitro or Raw, Smackdown or Thunder? All episodes will be online.

I wonder if any of the braintrust took this into consideration.
 
2014-01-27 08:02:55 PM  
First point of the night
 
2014-01-27 08:02:59 PM  
sign point drink
 
2014-01-27 08:03:04 PM  
then
now
db got hosed
 
2014-01-27 08:03:05 PM  
I hate that Wrestlemania sign.
 
2014-01-27 08:03:06 PM  

TheManofPA: Damn, I did not wizard it being all about the game; I swore we'd open with the rumble winner LIKE EVERY YEAR


They will likely introduce him soon enough
 
2014-01-27 08:03:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: UNPREDICTABILITY RULED AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

ME AM BIZARRO MICHAEL COLE HERE ON TUESDAY NIGHT COOKED!


"The Cole Character" has never seen a rumble like that
 
2014-01-27 08:03:14 PM  
YES YES YES!
 
2014-01-27 08:03:18 PM  
YES YES YES chant
 
2014-01-27 08:03:24 PM  
lol go cleveland
 
2014-01-27 08:03:48 PM  
HAHAHAHA

Clevelands rocking
 
2014-01-27 08:03:48 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I had a thunk

the WWE Network is going to destroy their DVD business. Save for a couple examples where hunting down the matches would be too much trouble (Mid South, MSG, etc), there is going to be no reason to buy any more collections. PPVs? they're available 24/7. Best of Nitro or Raw, Smackdown or Thunder? All episodes will be online.

I wonder if any of the braintrust took this into consideration.


So I'm not the only one who thinks this
 
2014-01-27 08:03:49 PM  
Starting off strong, Cleveland
 
2014-01-27 08:03:50 PM  
wow
 
2014-01-27 08:03:56 PM  
I do love Gagne's mocking.
 
2014-01-27 08:03:59 PM  
Go fark yourself, gagne
 
2014-01-27 08:03:59 PM  
Finally gonna go full heel Gagne?
 
2014-01-27 08:04:04 PM  
AHHHHHH!!!!! Mister Aitches is infuriating!
 
2014-01-27 08:04:05 PM  
Holy crap, the Cleveland Mark crowd is going shiat on it
Wow, HHH with the "did you not get what you wanted" was some top level heel trolling
 
2014-01-27 08:04:05 PM  
....and that there was the real HHH on TV
 
2014-01-27 08:04:14 PM  
And it's REALLY funny when he never shows ass for that either!
 
2014-01-27 08:04:17 PM  
HHH is a asshole though and though.
 
2014-01-27 08:04:18 PM  
LOL, HHH trollin the crowd
 
2014-01-27 08:04:20 PM  
I do like Hunter trolling the crowd though. If you're gonna jerk the fans around might as well embrace it and work it into the show right?
 
2014-01-27 08:04:24 PM  
I've yet to find a flowing river...though with Trips around, this isn't a bad thing
 
2014-01-27 08:04:26 PM  
I like the "oh my balls" sign
 
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