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(WWE)   Will Undertaker start lumbering down the Road to Wrestlemania? Did the audio crew work all night to make it seem like people approved of Batista's Royal Rumble victory? Is Daniel Bryan going to have to change a tire on WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com ) divider line
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2014-01-27 07:31:42 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-27 07:32:45 PM  
I really hope that tonights crowd is loud and nasty
 
2014-01-27 07:33:32 PM  

silgryphon: I really hope that tonights crowd is loud and nasty


Cleveland. Not happening.
 
2014-01-27 07:34:19 PM  
FirstNationalBastard:
img.fark.net
Pornstache and the redheaded stepchild, soon to be headlining WWF cards everywhere.

Of all of the Undertaker's looks over the years, I think "Gingertaker in Trunks" may have been his most frightening.
 
2014-01-27 07:34:46 PM  

tbaughm: silgryphon: I really hope that tonights crowd is loud and nasty

Cleveland. Not happening.


i.imgur.com

Silent rage.
 
2014-01-27 07:35:05 PM  
Vip #1 is up to the final 3 of the Rumble, by the by.  Fans booing them severely, as you'll recall, hehe.
 
2014-01-27 07:35:31 PM  

clintster: FirstNationalBastard:
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Pornstache and the redheaded stepchild, soon to be headlining WWF cards everywhere.

Of all of the Undertaker's looks over the years, I think "Gingertaker in Trunks" may have been his most frightening.


He looks like my uncle who played on the Washington Generals.
 
2014-01-27 07:36:49 PM  
fark the E, I want my F back!
 
2014-01-27 07:36:55 PM  
Didn't notice they played audio of the brogue chant for the first 2 rounds of it and then quit halfway through the third, lol.
 
2014-01-27 07:37:42 PM  

The Inspector: fark the E, I want my F back!


www.wwe.com

Be careful what you wish for.
 
2014-01-27 07:38:16 PM  

nekom: Why isn't this in the politics tab?


Because pro wrestling isn't nearly as rigged as politics.
 
2014-01-27 07:38:22 PM  
Oh look it's almost Slap O'Clock.
ted-mosby.com
 
2014-01-27 07:40:38 PM  
I called the whole Batista being the RR winner.  People strongly disagreed for reasons A, B and C and they did a good job of explaining why it wouldn't be Batista.

But, it was.  And they're going hammer us with Batista and Orton and Cena until we love them.  Get used to it.
 
2014-01-27 07:41:28 PM  
The Roman Reigns last-hope-left support still puts a smile on my face, lol.
 
2014-01-27 07:41:45 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Gotta love Mick Foley's rant about last night:

HEY WWE....WHAT THE F? Yes, I'm going to put a brick through my TV. It's just going to have to wait until tomorrow. I had every intention of putting a brick through my TV tonight, after seeing that Daniel Bryan was not even entered in the Royal Rumble match, let alone going to win the thing. But, upon seeing their dad with a brick in his hand, my younger children got a little bit scared, thinking their dad had lost his mind. A rather spirited debate about the wisdom of following through on the promise to put a brick through my TV ensued with my wife - and, as is usually the case in marital debates, I, being the husband, did not emerge victorious. Honestly, the points she made about mercury and glass fragments everywhere were pretty good ones. But I'm still going to put a brick through my TV. It's just going to have to wait until tomorrow - when the kids are in school, and I can take the TV outside the house for the actual throwing of the brick. Granted, it's not nearly as dramatic as doing it live, right after the Rumble, but at least I will be keeping my word. As I mentioned on Twitter, I've never felt so disgusted at the conclusion of a WWE (or any) PPV. Like many of you out there, I just don't get it. This Daniel Bryan thing is a phenomenon. You get it. I get it. The fans in Pittsburgh (yes, I was thinking of writing "RIGHT TH...but I'm just not in a cheap pop mood) got it. But tonight, for the first time, I had to admit to myself that the powers that be are just not going to get it. And that makes me sad. I'm just honestly sad, just flat out farking sad (yes, I dropped an F-bomb there to emphasize how F'ing sad I am for the guys who bust their butts night in and night out - Ziggler, Punk, Bryan, etc - with no hope of getting their shot at this year's Mania. You know who else I'm sad for? Me. In my two years as an official WWE Ambassador, I never once had to lie about my enthusiasm for the company or the product. Now, although I am no longer officially an Ambassador for WWE (believe it or not, my only official role in WWE is as GM for Saturday Morning Slam, a contract that ends in one month) I was till looking forward to being part of the biggest event of the year. I'll probably end up going anyway. But I'm about 1/6th as excited about it as I was just a few hours ago. I wanted so badly to hear 75,000 WWE fans chanting "YES" - and seeing fans walk away absolutely ecstatic about the outcome of a PPV for the first time in a while...a long while. But when given the chance to make it happen (unless they've got something MAJOR up their sleeve) WWE's answer tonight was a resounding "NO, NO, NO".


/sorry for the wall of text


I wonder if we are all just being worked by foley and dbd on social media?
 
2014-01-27 07:43:17 PM  

Infernalist: I called the whole Batista being the RR winner.  People strongly disagreed for reasons A, B and C and they did a good job of explaining why it wouldn't be Batista.

But, it was.  And they're going hammer us with Batista and Orton and Cena until we love them.  Get used to it.


I didnt want to believe it but it was the implication was A) Bryan overcomes the odds and wins B) Batista returns and wins or C) by some miracle Punk pulls it out.

I was on the sheet boards the days leading up to Mania and a majority of the people were predicting Batista.
 
2014-01-27 07:43:58 PM  
Foley's criticism gives me hope that there is actually a good story happening.  In it he says he is only in his position for another month when actually he signed on as ambassador for another year.  Granted the story is still limping but hope is hope, I guess.

/Taker vs. DBD with Foley and a refaceturned Michaels in his corner?
 
2014-01-27 07:44:09 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: After last night's shiatstorm of a show, I got nothing to add on top of the checklist.  Pittsburgh's awesome crowd did the talking for us all, imo.

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV


Has Karate Explosion always been #2 on the list, or is he gradually moving up as he gains more power?
 
2014-01-27 07:44:18 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Gotta love Mick Foley's rant about last night:

HEY WWE....WHAT THE F? Yes, I'm going to put a brick through my TV. It's just going to have to wait until tomorrow. I had every intention of putting a brick through my TV tonight, after seeing that Daniel Bryan was not even entered in the Royal Rumble match, let alone going to win the thing. But, upon seeing their dad with a brick in his hand, my younger children got a little bit scared, thinking their dad had lost his mind. A rather spirited debate about the wisdom of following through on the promise to put a brick through my TV ensued with my wife - and, as is usually the case in marital debates, I, being the husband, did not emerge victorious. Honestly, the points she made about mercury and glass fragments everywhere were pretty good ones. But I'm still going to put a brick through my TV. It's just going to have to wait until tomorrow - when the kids are in school, and I can take the TV outside the house for the actual throwing of the brick. Granted, it's not nearly as dramatic as doing it live, right after the Rumble, but at least I will be keeping my word. As I mentioned on Twitter, I've never felt so disgusted at the conclusion of a WWE (or any) PPV. Like many of you out there, I just don't get it. This Daniel Bryan thing is a phenomenon. You get it. I get it. The fans in Pittsburgh (yes, I was thinking of writing "RIGHT TH...but I'm just not in a cheap pop mood) got it. But tonight, for the first time, I had to admit to myself that the powers that be are just not going to get it. And that makes me sad. I'm just honestly sad, just flat out farking sad (yes, I dropped an F-bomb there to emphasize how F'ing sad I am for the guys who bust their butts night in and night out - Ziggler, Punk, Bryan, etc - with no hope of getting their shot at this year's Mania. You know who else I'm sad for? Me. In my two years as an official WWE Ambassador, I never once had to lie about my enthusiasm for ...


Why would they elect Foley and only Foley?  Why wouldn't it be basically every smark favorite piling on?

It's Sheamus at 9:30.  "Deal with it," as the FOH said last night.
 
2014-01-27 07:44:19 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: wonder if we are all just being worked by foley and dbd on social media?


Everything is a work but that doesnt mean they arent mad, frustrated, disappointed.
 
2014-01-27 07:45:13 PM  

robsul82: "Deal with it,"


I am surprised that line didnt get more play.  It was my take away.
 
2014-01-27 07:45:33 PM  

irishman4: Cleveland - For the love of God don't let us down tonight. We need raw after mania type shiat tonight.


Name one time Cleveland hasn't let people down. Cleveland lets Clevelanders down.
 
2014-01-27 07:46:33 PM  

tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: After last night's shiatstorm of a show, I got nothing to add on top of the checklist.  Pittsburgh's awesome crowd did the talking for us all, imo.

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV

Has Karate Explosion always been #2 on the list, or is he gradually moving up as he gains more power?


And wasn't he a troll and not a heel?
 
2014-01-27 07:48:31 PM  

verbaltoxin: irishman4: Cleveland - For the love of God don't let us down tonight. We need raw after mania type shiat tonight.

Name one time Cleveland hasn't let people down. Cleveland lets Clevelanders down.


www.wrestlenewz.com
 
2014-01-27 07:49:37 PM  
So, I picked up the Seven Levels of Hate, Summer of Punk, and JCP DVDs.

What's the best Bryan Danielson RoH DVD to buy?
 
2014-01-27 07:50:08 PM  

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: irishman4: Cleveland - For the love of God don't let us down tonight. We need raw after mania type shiat tonight.

Name one time Cleveland hasn't let people down. Cleveland lets Clevelanders down.

[www.wrestlenewz.com image 352x234]


Name a second time.
 
2014-01-27 07:50:16 PM  

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: irishman4: Cleveland - For the love of God don't let us down tonight. We need raw after mania type shiat tonight.

Name one time Cleveland hasn't let people down. Cleveland lets Clevelanders down.

[www.wrestlenewz.com image 352x234]


Expect Ziggles to job to Torito tonight.
 
2014-01-27 07:50:57 PM  

tbaughm: Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: irishman4: Cleveland - For the love of God don't let us down tonight. We need raw after mania type shiat tonight.

Name one time Cleveland hasn't let people down. Cleveland lets Clevelanders down.

[www.wrestlenewz.com image 352x234]

Name a second time.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-27 07:52:11 PM  

tbaughm: Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: irishman4: Cleveland - For the love of God don't let us down tonight. We need raw after mania type shiat tonight.

Name one time Cleveland hasn't let people down. Cleveland lets Clevelanders down.

[www.wrestlenewz.com image 352x234]

Name a second time.


my wife doesnt under stand what im laughing at sometimes
 
2014-01-27 07:52:44 PM  

Gunny Highway: tbaughm: Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: irishman4: Cleveland - For the love of God don't let us down tonight. We need raw after mania type shiat tonight.

Name one time Cleveland hasn't let people down. Cleveland lets Clevelanders down.

[www.wrestlenewz.com image 352x234]

Name a second time.

[i.imgur.com image 125x124]


www.wrestlecrap.com

/best "Meh" face ever.
 
2014-01-27 07:53:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, I picked up the Seven Levels of Hate, Summer of Punk, and JCP DVDs.

What's the best Bryan Danielson RoH DVD to buy?


Based on the match listings I'd go with Final Countdown over American Dragon but that is purely based on a few of the matches I have seen on each and liking the opponents on Final Countdown more.
 
2014-01-27 07:53:29 PM  
As long as the crowd keeps pushing Bryan to the moon, I'm ok with him not winning everything.
 
2014-01-27 07:54:35 PM  
Hello all! Finally fixed up my iTunes after its own update caused it to glitch out.
 
2014-01-27 07:55:12 PM  
I hope the crowd orton's all over batista
 
2014-01-27 07:56:10 PM  

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: So, I picked up the Seven Levels of Hate, Summer of Punk, and JCP DVDs.

What's the best Bryan Danielson RoH DVD to buy?

Based on the match listings I'd go with Final Countdown over American Dragon but that is purely based on a few of the matches I have seen on each and liking the opponents on Final Countdown more.


Sounds good.

Might pick up a Colt Cabana DVD at some point in the future, too.

/see, WWE is even driving me to indies! Though I think this is all a big work and will wind up with Bryan having a big spot at Mania.
 
2014-01-27 07:56:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: irishman4: Cleveland - For the love of God don't let us down tonight. We need raw after mania type shiat tonight.

Name one time Cleveland hasn't let people down. Cleveland lets Clevelanders down.

[www.wrestlenewz.com image 352x234]

Expect Ziggles to job to Torito tonight.


Now that's just depressing.

/would really love to see DBD/Batista tonight
/yeah...snowball...hell...Don't crush my dreams!
 
2014-01-27 07:56:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: irishman4: Cleveland - For the love of God don't let us down tonight. We need raw after mania type shiat tonight.

Name one time Cleveland hasn't let people down. Cleveland lets Clevelanders down.

[www.wrestlenewz.com image 352x234]

Expect Ziggles to job to Torito tonight.


Ziggler could get a three star match out of Torito
 
2014-01-27 07:57:11 PM  
Last night, the Rumble was supposed to convince me to buy into the WWE Network.

they failed miserably.

I'll give them Elimination Chamber as the last chance. If that show is also a steaming pile of Orton, I will stream Wrestlemania go watch Mania at Hooters or something.
 
2014-01-27 07:57:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: So, I picked up the Seven Levels of Hate, Summer of Punk, and JCP DVDs.

What's the best Bryan Danielson RoH DVD to buy?

Based on the match listings I'd go with Final Countdown over American Dragon but that is purely based on a few of the matches I have seen on each and liking the opponents on Final Countdown more.

Sounds good.

Might pick up a Colt Cabana DVD at some point in the future, too.

/see, WWE is even driving me to indies! Though I think this is all a big work and will wind up with Bryan having a big spot at Mania.


Does a match with sheamus count as big cuz that's what I'm hearing
 
2014-01-27 07:57:27 PM  
All your favorites will job tonight!

Then again, PTP might win a match!
 
2014-01-27 07:57:50 PM  
Almost orton time
 
2014-01-27 07:57:59 PM  

Gunny Highway: robsul82: "Deal with it,"

I am surprised that line didnt get more play.  It was my take away.


That smelled like an audible to me.

Serious question time:  If Batista's return had been kept secret and he made a surprise return and won the Rumble, do you think your reaction (or the general reaction for that matter) would have been different?
 
2014-01-27 07:58:10 PM  
Tonight witness the beginning of Daniel Bryan's epic march towards Wrestlemania glory!!! It will be a loss to remember as Daniel Bryan gets squashed by the Bulgarian Brute! Their grudge match for absolutely nothing at WM30 will be immortal!ITS DANIEL BRYAN! ITS ALEXANDER RUSEV! ITS WRAHHHHSLMAYNIAAAAAAA!!!!
 
2014-01-27 07:58:23 PM  

silgryphon: Almost orton time


I already took my Orton
 
2014-01-27 07:58:45 PM  
THEN


NOW


F U UNIVERSE
 
2014-01-27 07:58:46 PM  

No Line For Beer: Gunny Highway: robsul82: "Deal with it,"

I am surprised that line didnt get more play.  It was my take away.

That smelled like an audible to me.

Serious question time:  If Batista's return had been kept secret and he made a surprise return and won the Rumble, do you think your reaction (or the general reaction for that matter) would have been different?


Nope. Still a gigantic, steroidal "meh".
 
2014-01-27 07:58:50 PM  

eddievercetti: All your favorites will job tonight!

Then again, PTP might win a match!


I wish they were on so much more than they are. They're hilarious XD
 
2014-01-27 07:58:54 PM  

eddievercetti: All your favorites will job tonight!

Then again, PTP might win a match!


Would Darren Young teaming up with Iron Sheik as The Humblers be a gimmick in bad taste?
 
2014-01-27 07:59:11 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: silgryphon: Almost orton time

I already took my Orton


I just bought that bag too
 
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