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(TMZ)   Kourtney Kardashian buys the house next door to Justin Bieber. It might be a good idea to paint the house in eggshell   (tmz.com) divider line 23
    More: Unlikely, Kourtney Kardashian, Justin Bieber, LBS.  
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1207 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Jan 2014 at 9:23 AM (38 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-27 09:27:16 AM  
It'll be interesting to see what happens when he pisses HER off. She and her family have the $$ to really f him over.

/now we know where to aim the nuke
 
2014-01-27 09:27:41 AM  
memecrunch.com
 
2014-01-27 09:32:49 AM  

baltimoreblonde: It'll be interesting to see what happens when he pisses HER off. She and her family have the $$ to really f him over.

/now we know where to aim the nuke


They'll release a sex tape and have a child together!  We can affectionately call the baby "The Antichrist"
 
2014-01-27 09:33:10 AM  
How just move Paris in to one of the other houses and then wait until they are all hosting Christmas next year with their families and then drop the bomb.
 
2014-01-27 10:12:58 AM  
Beasty Boys Eggman song is playing in my head now
 
2014-01-27 10:15:11 AM  
Prefers bone with a watermark.
 
2014-01-27 10:20:15 AM  
Yeah, the house right next door, ya know, 'located just blocks away from Bieber's Calabasas compound.'
 
2014-01-27 10:25:15 AM  

stuhayes2010: Prefers bone with a watermark.


So does Biebs.
 
2014-01-27 10:32:26 AM  
Golf clap in the headline, Subblimator.
 
2014-01-27 10:41:10 AM  
Make  me happy today. Tell me that, in theory, if the wind were just right and one house caught fire with one of them inside it could blow over and ignite the other house with the other one inside. Give me a reason to smile.
 
2014-01-27 10:48:20 AM  
Blocks away now counts as next door?  I know those houses are on pretty big lots, but come on.
 
2014-01-27 10:49:28 AM  

baltimoreblonde: It'll be interesting to see what happens when he pisses HER off. She and her family have the $$ to really f him over.

/now we know where to aim the nuke


yes because all the other people who live in that neighborhood are poor and don't have resources to sue
 
2014-01-27 11:07:57 AM  

kindms: baltimoreblonde: It'll be interesting to see what happens when he pisses HER off. She and her family have the $$ to really f him over.

/now we know where to aim the nuke

yes because all the other people who live in that neighborhood are poor and don't have resources to sue



I was thinking along the lines of "the only ones who have AS MUCH $$ as JB, maybe even more". Then there's the insane biatch factor if Kris gets involved...
 
2014-01-27 12:02:30 PM  
So drop a bomb right down the middle. Two birds, one stone?
 
2014-01-27 12:24:08 PM  

GardenWeasel: So drop a bomb right down the middle. Two birds, one stone?


Better make it a REAL big one, if she's anything like her sister, that's a lot of @ss to plow through. Ever see that old video of a highway dept trying to blow up the dead whale on a beach???  Think of that.
 
2014-01-27 12:48:20 PM  
Wtf, Canada? You sent Bieber and farking Ted Cruz down here. Those are acts of war. I'm sending the entire Kardashian clan up there to destroy your whole farking country.
 
2014-01-27 01:17:19 PM  
Maybe she's hoping he will egg her, and then she can just lick her house for breakfast instead of foraging for twigs and berries with the other bigfoots.
 
2014-01-27 01:18:22 PM  
Oh, oops. I don't know my Kardashians. This isn't the sasquatch. This is the one with the fivehead.

Either way. Maybe this is the street where all the douchebags are required to live.
 
2014-01-27 01:49:27 PM  
Perhaps now we can collect this, but we're going to have to move quick, before she gets fed up living next to this twerp and moves.

www.cryptomundo.com
 
2014-01-27 01:53:40 PM  
When they stat feuding there won't be enough popcorn in the world.
 
2014-01-27 03:34:32 PM  

Brick-House: that's a lot of @ss to plow through


Go on...
 
2014-01-27 04:26:36 PM  
This is why the armed forces need more JDAM bombs. It will solve the problem pretty quickly.
 
2014-01-27 08:15:36 PM  

Brick-House: Perhaps now we can collect this, but we're going to have to move quick, before she gets fed up living next to this twerp and moves.

[www.cryptomundo.com image 624x333]


No, see... You made the same mistake I did. This one's not the bigfoot. That's Khloe. Kourtney is the one who looks like a Chinese toy company's knock off Kim Kardooshina doll.
 
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