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(Talking Points Memo)   What's the matter with Jersey? (Use both sides of paper if necessary)   ( divider line
    More: Misc, jersey, culture of corruption, Jim McGreevey, Cape May County, Camden County, North Jersey, New Nation, great spot  
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931 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Jan 2014 at 9:42 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-27 08:49:17 AM  
2 votes:
It's had to wingman for New York for so long that it started falling in love with the repulsive humanoids it had to f*ck.
2014-01-27 01:27:00 PM  
1 vote:

grumpfuff: It's far easier to make up stuff about NJ or go "Ha ha it stinks there! You don't pump your own gas! Jersey Shore!" etc than to admit one is wrong and that NJ might not be such a bad place after all.

No no no no no

New Jersey does stink. At least, those areas a person just passing through might be exposed to do. Think about it - you drive through Northern NJ on the Turnpike and what do you see? Refineries, Port Elizabeth, factories, train tracks, airport, etc. And the smell! Fly in to Newark Airport? Same deal. Take one of the few train lines that pass through? Again, same deal.  This is all intentional. As long as people who pass through continue to think it's a stinky industrial shiathole, they are far less likely to discover any of the areas that demonstrate why NJ is called the Garden State, and they'll happily go back to bumfark West Idaho and spread the news about how terrible it is.

tl;dr: Yes, please, stay out. It's a stinky shiathole full of Jersey Shore rejects and wall to wall refineries. Really, I promise - the entire state is like what you see from the Turnpike. ALL OF IT. STAY AWAY
2014-01-27 10:11:53 AM  
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s2s2s2: It has the only potential presidential candidate that the DNC is actually, to quote from any article about Wendy Davis, "SO AFRAID OF!!!1"?

I just don't think the Snooki/Jwow ticket is viable in 2016. We're not ready for a chunky guido as our leader.
2014-01-27 09:49:18 AM  
1 vote:
They're lame like New York, New Hampshire, and New Mexico? Come up with something original, you dorks.
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