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2014-01-27 10:14:39 AM
I used to have one of those when I was a kid.  It didn't take long to realize it's not a toy, it's a real weapon.
 
2014-01-27 10:17:12 AM
I'd rather have liked to see him accidentally suck it down his throat.
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2014-01-27 10:18:32 AM
Looks like I get to be the weeners or boobies or whatever the filter would make of my claim to make the obvious joke before anyone else.

That blowing experience will surely be put to constant use where he's going.

/get it? it's prison rape so it's funny
 
2014-01-27 10:21:55 AM
In before Clinton/Lewinsky?
 
2014-01-27 10:38:54 AM
 
2014-01-27 10:38:59 AM

AlwaysLateRarelyWitty: I used to have one of those when I was a kid.  It didn't take long to realize it's not a toy, it's a real weapon.


Yeah, me too. But then you get a bag of mini marshmallows and it becomes a toy again.

/just don't shoot at people who aren't playing
 
2014-01-27 10:41:09 AM
There you have it. WMD!
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2014-01-27 10:50:12 AM
Watch out for that shot with the whipped cream...
 
2014-01-27 10:52:11 AM

AlwaysLateRarelyWitty: I used to have one of those when I was a kid.  It didn't take long to realize it's not a toy, it's a real weapon.


A blow job?
 
2014-01-27 10:52:20 AM
Don't give head till you get a brain.
 
2014-01-27 10:56:20 AM
Anyone else notice the spelling error in the headline?
 
2014-01-27 11:05:23 AM
I know a couple of Mormons. They're fairly decent people and I...wait...what? Oh, I'm sorry I thought the headline called out "Mormon", not "Moron".

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2014-01-27 11:36:26 AM
http://gifrific.com/yes-that-is-awesom e-old-school/

/fark
 
2014-01-27 11:42:35 AM
Get some brain morans.
 
2014-01-27 11:42:53 AM
Dear Mom and Dad,

I'm sorry I haven't been able to send much money recently.

But, I should be able to send more next week as Patty says she's going to give me a blow job.

Your son, Navin

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2014-01-27 11:57:55 AM
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2014-01-27 01:22:53 PM

under a mountain: Anyone else notice the spelling error in the headline?


???
 
2014-01-27 01:25:40 PM

Karvey: under a mountain: Anyone else notice the spelling error in the headline?

???


Yeah, I was thinking of biting, but it's probably either a "moran" thing or the space after blow, so who cares.
 
2014-01-27 04:04:55 PM
Ah. the Palouse. Ground Zero for derpdom in Washington State
 
2014-01-27 04:15:22 PM

Far Cough: Karvey: under a mountain: Anyone else notice the spelling error in the headline?

???

Yeah, I was thinking of biting, but it's probably either a "moran" thing or the space after blow, so who cares.


Welcome.
 
2014-01-27 08:07:22 PM
Soooooooo disappointed :-(
 
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