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(Washington Post)   US Army general learns you shouldn't send emails about masturbating three times in two hours after meeting a Congresswoman, even if she was smoking hot   (washingtonpost.com ) divider line
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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-27 08:31:57 AM  
He didn't rape her, so there's that.
 
2014-01-27 08:58:57 AM  
Having seen a picture of her, she should be flattered.
 
2014-01-27 09:14:46 AM  
dealbreaker.com
 
2014-01-27 09:17:40 AM  
This should come as a complete surprise to absolutely no one. The nature of the job attracts a lot of macho assholes. Changing that culture is never going to be easy.
 
2014-01-27 09:58:49 AM  
3 emails in two hours?  Doesn't seem excessive.
 
2014-01-27 09:59:16 AM  
TTIWWOP
 
2014-01-27 10:01:19 AM  
Ah yes, the military.

Just like everyone else except they wear uniforms to work and come under a different legal process.
 
2014-01-27 10:01:24 AM  
I guess if you have a thing for cross-eyed women.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-27 10:01:38 AM  
I dunno about "smoking hot", but I wouldn't mind letting her "poll the electorate" (the electorate being myself...) if ya know what I mean...


...and I think you do.
 
2014-01-27 10:02:29 AM  

Technoir: I dunno about "smoking hot", but I wouldn't mind letting her "poll the electorate" (the electorate being myself...) if ya know what I mean...


...and I think you do.


Wait, shouldn't she be the electorate, and you would poll her? Or something
 
2014-01-27 10:02:32 AM  
binaryapi.ap.org

maybe after a 12 pack.
 
2014-01-27 10:04:13 AM  
Warriors code, and all that.
 
2014-01-27 10:04:20 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: Ah yes, the military.

Just like everyone else except they wear uniforms to work and come under a different legal process.


I see what you did there
 
2014-01-27 10:04:22 AM  
Good thing U.S. Grant isn't around for these "no-drinking on the job" times.
 
2014-01-27 10:04:52 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: Ah yes, the military.

Just like everyone else except they wear uniforms to work and come under a different legal process.


Nailed it.  FTA:  "One factor, he added, may be that as officers climb higher in the ranks they become insulated and fewer people are willing to challenge or question them."
 
2014-01-27 10:05:11 AM  

Buggar: 3 emails in two hours?  Doesn't seem excessive.


He was typing with one hand though.
 
2014-01-27 10:05:56 AM  
I'm just going to leave this here...

respriv.org
 
2014-01-27 10:07:03 AM  
Living under rules that punish adultery or expensing a night at a hotel in the Carribbean -- these aren't top ranking military -- those are welfare recipient rules. These guy forgot to become contractors where a billion here or a billion there is just part of doing business.
Luckily politicians only have to deal with the misguided souls very occasionally.
 
2014-01-27 10:07:53 AM  
Clearly not a Farker. We know the real definition of "smoking hot" around here.

i26.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-27 10:08:21 AM  

Technoir: I dunno about "smoking hot", but I wouldn't mind letting her "poll the electorate" (the electorate being myself...) if ya know what I mean...


...and I think you do.


you want her to put a strap-on, on  and Fark your arse?
 
2014-01-27 10:08:25 AM  

abhorrent1: I guess if you have a thing for cross-eyed women.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 400x602]

I know the attraction. JP. We dated for 6 months a million years ago. She had eyes like Karen Black in Five Easy Pieces.

 
2014-01-27 10:10:48 AM  
"frankly a puzzle to everybody." One factor, he added, may be that as officers climb higher in the ranks they become insulated and fewer people are willing to challenge or question them..."


Ya' think?


Hur durr... Mr Martin L. Cook, a professor of military ethics at the Naval War College in Newport, R.I.
 
2014-01-27 10:11:09 AM  
Article had two dudes in the picture:

www.washingtonpost.com

For a second there I thought Fark's bar for smoking hot woman has been lowered yet again.
 
2014-01-27 10:13:52 AM  
nicedeb.files.wordpress.com

Who farted, y;all?
 
2014-01-27 10:14:15 AM  

Milk D: maybe after a 12 pack.


Yeah, but what abou the one on the left?
 
2014-01-27 10:15:12 AM  

Mangoose: Having seen a picture of her, she should be flattered.


You know how I know you have never been deployed?
 
2014-01-27 10:16:36 AM  
Schweitzer  gets a +1 for using the FARK definition of "Smoking Hot".

ellmers.house.gov
 
2014-01-27 10:18:06 AM  
Yeah, IIRC "smoking hot" was a FARK variant on a "rickroll."

/What's his handle, hereabouts?
 
2014-01-27 10:18:07 AM  

Wheyfaring Stranger: Nailed it.  FTA:  "One factor, he added, may be that as officers climb higher in the ranks they become insulated and fewer people are willing to challenge or question them."


Probably even the main factor.  He'll just land a contractor job advising something based on all his precious experience or whatever.  He'll be financially better off with even less work to do.

O7+ or greedy CEO.  There's no difference.
 
2014-01-27 10:18:14 AM  
Her eyes follow me all across the room.
 
2014-01-27 10:20:33 AM  
Hmmmm so we shouldn't be emailing people we don't really know about masturbating wildly.  This is a revelation of world shaking proportions.
 
2014-01-27 10:21:35 AM  
Her eyes are crossed from doing blow jobs.
 
2014-01-27 10:24:12 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-27 10:24:43 AM  

mcmnky: Warriors code, and all that.


Attent-SHUN.

Also, soccer mom is soccer mom. She'd have to know Bangkok bargirl tricks to intrigue.
 
2014-01-27 10:24:56 AM  

wambu: Schweitzer  gets a +1 for using the FARK definition of "Smoking Hot".


Hee hee

He was just using it as clickbait so people read his dumb emails
 
2014-01-27 10:26:26 AM  
maybe one is glass???
 
2014-01-27 10:31:09 AM  
"I wish to have no Connection with any Ship that does not Sail fast for I intend to go in harm's way." - John Paul Jones 1778

"We have met the enemy and they are ours..." - Oliver Hazzard Perry

"Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead!"  - admiral Farragut 1864


"Ooooo...baby.  Yeah, that's right Congresswoman.  Bend over and show me some of that.  Whoa look at those..."  - General Jack Mehoff 2013
 
2014-01-27 10:34:53 AM  
I remember almost 20 years ago being in training at Ft Jackson and receiving a speech from a E8 about this very same thing. Ironically, he was also embroiled in a scandal (he had been caught in a empty base dumpster with a Private of the female variety).

The more things change the more they stay the same.

/don't you know yet? This is AMERICA, rules aren't for the guys at the top
 
2014-01-27 10:35:00 AM  

Mantour: [i.imgur.com image 362x1024]


Awesome, Louis C.K. is a genius...
 
2014-01-27 10:35:20 AM  
after looking at many images of her, and now using both hands on the keyboard...
her right eye seems a little slow to focus.
 
Ant
2014-01-27 10:38:31 AM  
the Army had "zero tolerance for the reporting of sexual harassment and sexual assault."


Fixed that for them
 
2014-01-27 10:39:55 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: This should come as a complete surprise to absolutely no one. The nature of the job attracts a lot of macho assholes. Changing that culture is never going to be easy.


cdn1.membean.com
 
Ant
2014-01-27 10:41:54 AM  

Mangoose: Having seen a picture of her, she should be flattered.


Women you don't find attractive should be happy to be sexually harassed? Got it.
 
2014-01-27 10:42:31 AM  

Tarl3k: Mantour: [i.imgur.com image 362x1024]

Awesome, Louis C.K. is a genius...


She's rather attractive. I might just have to follow Mr. CK's lead later.

/Wait, am I not supposed to talk about that with people I don't really know? Damn it, this is confusing.
 
2014-01-27 10:42:35 AM  

Mantour: [i.imgur.com image 362x1024]


Now that's funny.
 
2014-01-27 10:43:28 AM  

Mangoose: Having seen a picture of her, she should be flattered.


Yeah, this.

That's smoking hot?  Hopefully, they never have any face-to-face time with Kyrsten Sinema.

They could find themselves in a world of trouble.  She's lovely!

/IMHO

news.msn.co.nz
 
2014-01-27 10:45:55 AM  
The Congresswoman was Renee Ellmers?  Really?

Somebody introduce that dude to Kristi Noem.
 
2014-01-27 10:53:44 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-27 10:53:48 AM  

Cargo: Mangoose: Having seen a picture of her, she should be flattered.

Yeah, this.

That's smoking hot?  Hopefully, they never have any face-to-face time with Kyrsten Sinema.

They could find themselves in a world of trouble.  She's lovely!

/IMHO

[news.msn.co.nz image 600x400]


I love that she has the porn-iest name in Congress.  Well, ever since Dick Armey retired.
 
2014-01-27 10:55:09 AM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
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