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(CNN)   Not to be outshone by all the attention the by the Grammy awards are getting tonight, Obama says "Hey everyone. Look at me, I'm lobbing missiles into Somalia"   (cnn.com) divider line 275
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2014-01-26 11:55:00 PM  
The most liberal politician in generations is attacking libertarians. Big surprise.

He hates them for their freedoms.
 
2014-01-26 11:56:40 PM  

pedobearapproved: Harry_Seldon: BunkoSquad: He could lob a missile into the Grammys and tack 12 points onto his approval rating

I think Justin Bieber is in Panama with recent 15 minute of fame candidate, Chantel Jeffries.

is she a stripper or a transsexual? Cause no way was she born with that name.

 
2014-01-26 11:57:27 PM  
images.forbes.com

"we went from the War president to the Peace president"
 
2014-01-26 11:58:27 PM  
Subbers: Is there anythings at all to link the Prez to the grammies other than your distorted illogical fantasies? From what pool do you draw your crazy mana? Can the rest of us have a sip?
 
2014-01-26 11:58:53 PM  

JerseyTim: Why would anyone take one of these "senior leader" jobs?


It's all the perquisites, of course, you get to have a blast doing your job.
 
2014-01-26 11:59:08 PM  
I love how these 'news' stories read like bad movie scripts.
 
2014-01-27 12:01:13 AM  
The "the by the" is an awesome group.
 
2014-01-27 12:01:37 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Pray for the aspirin factory workers.



You lob missiles into our camps and we explode airplanes into your towers.
 
2014-01-27 12:02:26 AM  

berylman: Subbers: Is there anythings at all to link the Prez to the grammies other than your distorted illogical fantasies? From what pool do you draw your crazy mana? Can the rest of us have a sip?



Hasn't President Obama  won two or three Grammies for audio books?
 
2014-01-27 12:02:28 AM  

untaken_name: TheCruxOfTheBiscuitIsTheApostrophe: He gave the order while grasping his Peace Prize.

Missiles of peace, my friend. They bring explosions of happiness.


tf2wiki.net
 
2014-01-27 12:03:32 AM  

BunkoSquad: He could lob a missile into the Grammys and tack 12 points onto his approval rating


Or he could lob one at Justin Bieber and get another nobel.
 
2014-01-27 12:03:58 AM  

JerseyTim: Why would anyone take one of these "senior leader" jobs?


Office with a view?
 
2014-01-27 12:05:11 AM  

JerseyTim: Why would anyone take one of these "senior leader" jobs?


Short straw
 
2014-01-27 12:05:47 AM  
He should have waited until the Oscars for the Captain Phillips tie in.
 
2014-01-27 12:05:52 AM  

pedobearapproved: Harry_Seldon: BunkoSquad: He could lob a missile into the Grammys and tack 12 points onto his approval rating

I think Justin Bieber is in Panama with recent 15 minute of fame candidate, Chantel Jeffries.

is she a stripper or a transsexual? Cause no way was she born with that name.


Based on a quick GIS and no prior knowledge, she is apparently a whore.
 
2014-01-27 12:06:59 AM  
Is Obama the one responsible for Nine Inch Nails, Queens Of The Stone Age and Lindsay Buckingham being cut off by ads for Delta Airlines and Criminal Minds? 

THIS IS NOT THE CHANGE I VOTED FOR.
 
2014-01-27 12:07:16 AM  
Can we start a WhiteHouse.org petition for them to launch a drone strike upon Justin Bieber?
 
2014-01-27 12:07:27 AM  

JerseyTim: Why would anyone take one of these "senior leader" jobs?


Position in line.
 
2014-01-27 12:09:41 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-27 12:10:05 AM  

TheCruxOfTheBiscuitIsTheApostrophe: He gave the order while grasping his Peace Prize.


It's funny when stupid people try to be political because everything they accentuates their idiocy. You clearly don't understand a farking thing about how Nobel prizes awarded. Go look it up on Wikipedia before you say anything else moronic.
 
2014-01-27 12:11:59 AM  
borgHasn't President Obama  won two or three Grammies for audio books? I
Witch B got me looking ,  America Again: Re-becoming The Greatness We Never Weren't Colbert assoc,
Sounds interesting... you young people figure this out, we left this world a shiathole just for you
 
2014-01-27 12:15:02 AM  

borg: berylman: Subbers: Is there anythings at all to link the Prez to the grammies other than your distorted illogical fantasies? From what pool do you draw your crazy mana? Can the rest of us have a sip?


Hasn't President Obama  won two or three Grammies for audio books?


The man has a soothing voice.
 
2014-01-27 12:19:40 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-27 12:20:05 AM  
(Kanye West busts in) Imma let you finnish Barak but George HW Bush's missile strikes in Somalia was the best OF ALL TIME

OK I got nothing I just figured Id make a Interupting the Grammys joke.
 
2014-01-27 12:20:41 AM  
Round and round it goes...
 
2014-01-27 12:22:08 AM  

sn82: borg: berylman: Subbers: Is there anythings at all to link the Prez to the grammies other than your distorted illogical fantasies? From what pool do you draw your crazy mana? Can the rest of us have a sip?


Hasn't President Obama  won two or three Grammies for audio books?

The man has a soothing voice.


Not unlike myself ...
 
2014-01-27 12:22:46 AM  

sn82: borg: berylman: Subbers: Is there anythings at all to link the Prez to the grammies other than your distorted illogical fantasies? From what pool do you draw your crazy mana? Can the rest of us have a sip?


Hasn't President Obama  won two or three Grammies for audio books?

The man has a soothing voice.


Maybe he'll "bust a rhyme" and the SOTU,Tuesday night, with Biden beatboxing behind him.  That would be different.
 
2014-01-27 12:24:03 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: SpinStopper: A missile to take out one guy?  isn't that sort of like using hand grenades to get rid of ants?

Might be cheaper then sending in commando unit, especially if there were loses.  Also, there might have been timing/window of opportunity issues.


The blast radius is a cost too - ID prefer there was a unit sent in than innocents in the blast radius.
 
2014-01-27 12:24:10 AM  
"At", not farking "and"!
 
2014-01-27 12:24:57 AM  
It doesn't surprise me that a communist liberal marxist nazi kenyan usurper is bombing the shiat out of the world's only libertarian paradise.

YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE THE PEOPLE FOLLOW THE GOVERNMENT, DON'T YOU 0BUMMER!?
 
2014-01-27 12:28:24 AM  
Subby sounds butthurt.

Anyway..

Obama doesn't bomb someone? "WHARGARBL APPEASEMENT WEAKNESS BAD ON FOREIGN POLICY!"
Obama bombs someone? "WHARGARBL PEACE PRICE DRONE HAPPY BOMBER!"

We get it, he's a democrat.
 
2014-01-27 12:29:00 AM  

grumpfuff: PEACE PRIZE


FTFM
 
2014-01-27 12:29:28 AM  
Considering how much a Tomahawk costs, it probably is the most cost effective way to kill somebody in a case like this
 
2014-01-27 12:31:30 AM  
Don't we vaporize AQ's #2 on a bi-monthly basis?

What is different this time?
 
2014-01-27 12:31:31 AM  

Mad_Radhu: He should have waited until the Oscars for the Captain Phillips tie in.


Probably rented it on Netflix and got a little nostalgic.
 
2014-01-27 12:32:19 AM  
Stand prepared everyone, empty shot glass left hand. full Tito's vodka or otherwise right hand.  This might be a rough night. Do not drink until Obama has been implored. Be prepared to check oneself into a hospital or nearby bed if necessary.
 
2014-01-27 12:33:07 AM  

CavalierEternal: Is Obama the one responsible for Nine Inch Nails, Queens Of The Stone Age and Lindsay Buckingham being cut off by ads for Delta Airlines and Criminal Minds?

THIS IS NOT THE CHANGE I VOTED FOR.



Music's biggest night... to be disrespected. A heartfelt fark YOU guys.

- Trent Reznor (@trent_reznor) January 27, 2014
 
2014-01-27 12:33:38 AM  

Slartibartfaster: The blast radius is a cost too - ID prefer there was a unit sent in than innocents in the blast radius.


Old "electricians working on the Death Star" debate.  While I agree with a need to minimize/avoid civilian casualties, but if you're knowingly hanging out with militants/terrorists, then you might want to question your judgement of whom you have over for dinner.   It's not like the US blowing up guys like this left and right is a new or unknown thing.

If you know your Uncle Bob is a terrorist whom the Americans would love to blow up, don't have him over for f'ing Sunday dinner with your family.
 
2014-01-27 12:34:46 AM  

super_grass: Don't we vaporize AQ's #2 on a bi-monthly basis?

What is different this time?


#1 has been dead for awhile now.
 
2014-01-27 12:35:27 AM  

Bender The Offender: TheCruxOfTheBiscuitIsTheApostrophe: He gave the order while grasping his Peace Prize.

It's funny when stupid people try to be political because everything they accentuates their idiocy. You clearly don't understand a farking thing about how Nobel prizes awarded. Go look it up on Wikipedia before you say anything else moronic.


Ok, I'll take one out of the politics tab play book.....

Look dude, he's not going to have sex with you.
 
2014-01-27 12:35:51 AM  
Hey, bartender, over here
Two more shots and two more beers!
 
2014-01-27 12:39:11 AM  

zimbomba63: sn82: borg: berylman: Subbers: Is there anythings at all to link the Prez to the grammies other than your distorted illogical fantasies? From what pool do you draw your crazy mana? Can the rest of us have a sip?


Hasn't President Obama  won two or three Grammies for audio books?

The man has a soothing voice.

Maybe he'll "bust a rhyme" and the SOTU,Tuesday night, with Biden beatboxing behind him.  That would be different.


I don't think Biden could be black enough to beatbox.
 
2014-01-27 12:39:45 AM  
The target was described by the official as a "senior leader" affiliated with al Qaeda and Al-Shabaab, al Qaeda's affiliate in Somalia.

Wow.  Looks like that whole "Al Quaeda has successfully struck against the great satan, surely this is a sign that all of us militant/terrorist groups should stop fighting and unite under their banner" idea isn't working out so well.

// By which I mean that even though they are still a somali operation that doesn't give a shiat about anything else, affiliating with Al Quaeda just earned them an explosive-driven leadership reorganization where, had they stayed independent, we'd just ignore them like we have every other terrible international crime being committed in Africa.

dbrunker: [img.fark.net image 670x627]


Wow, that poor guy.  It must have almost broken his brain to take an entirely legitimate complaint with firm historical precedents undeniably indicating abuse of power and still make it sound like the usual mad bullshiat his comic usually spews.

Though I think this takes me off the fence between thinking he might be serious and thinking he's parodying right-wing arguments to make fun of how terrible he thinks their logic is.  That  has to be intentional mockery, to straight-face that he'd have to be harder-core than Jack Chick.
 
2014-01-27 12:40:05 AM  
Is this the thread where republicans would be yelling "yeehaw" if it was a republican president. But instead they are screaming "oh the humanity"?
 
2014-01-27 12:41:59 AM  

Slartibartfaster: Satanic_Hamster: SpinStopper: A missile to take out one guy?  isn't that sort of like using hand grenades to get rid of ants?

Might be cheaper then sending in commando unit, especially if there were loses.  Also, there might have been timing/window of opportunity issues.

The blast radius is a cost too - ID prefer there was a unit sent in than innocents in the blast radius.


See: Battle of Mogadishu.

Between 500-3000 Somalis dead in a raid... blast radius pales in comparison.
 
2014-01-27 12:43:35 AM  

Farking Canuck: Is this the thread where republicans would be yelling "yeehaw" if it was a republican president. But instead they are screaming "oh the humanity"?


Is this the thread where the democrats who would be screaming "nazi baby killers" if a republican was doing it are yelling "yeehaw"
 
2014-01-27 12:47:15 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: If you know your Uncle Bob is a terrorist whom the Americans would love to blow up, don't have him over for f'ing Sunday dinner with your family.


the same can be replied in return

There is a reason the US is hated (hint: it is not freedom)

quit with the blast radius crap
 
2014-01-27 12:48:43 AM  
(if you were an unaware child and a blast radius killed your sister wouldnt YOU become a "terrorist" or at least be pretty pissed off)
 
2014-01-27 12:48:45 AM  

Oldiron_79: Farking Canuck: Is this the thread where republicans would be yelling "yeehaw" if it was a republican president. But instead they are screaming "oh the humanity"?

Is this the thread where the democrats who would be screaming "nazi baby killers" if a republican was doing it are yelling "yeehaw"


images.wikia.com
 
2014-01-27 12:48:47 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Music's biggest night... to be disrespected. A heartfelt fark YOU guys.


Yeah because it's Obama's fault he forced the media to cut in to the Grammy Awards to break the news of his bombing of Somalia. Yeah, Trent. I'm sure Obama thought that bombing Somalia was the perfect way to disrespect you and your hack artist friends and not because he's the farking President of the United States who thought it was a good time to erase a senior terrorist leader off the face of the planet.

Because Al-Qaeda's operatives work on a schedule to make sure they're in firing range during your pop music circlejerk shows on TV. And Obama clearly controls the media and goes out of his way to inconvenience your friends in the music business just to spite you.
 
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