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(CNN)   Not to be outshone by all the attention the by the Grammy awards are getting tonight, Obama says "Hey everyone. Look at me, I'm lobbing missiles into Somalia"   (cnn.com) divider line 275
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2014-01-26 10:46:06 PM
WSJ is reporting that it was a successful hit.
Play whack-a-mole long enough and you're bound to hit one.
 
2014-01-26 10:47:59 PM
He could lob a missile into the Grammys and tack 12 points onto his approval rating
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-01-26 10:53:15 PM
What losers pay attention to an awards show, especially when Shameless was on?
 
2014-01-26 10:55:56 PM
Pray for the aspirin factory workers.
 
2014-01-26 10:59:36 PM
Is this a thing now?

What is the State of Israel's involvement with Somalia?

Is there oil there?

They have uranium apparently.

Are we just meeting the quota for killing brown people for the month of January?

Weren't they suffering a world class famine in recent memory that we held hands to save them from?

Terrorists be everywhere brah, we should just bomb everywhere . . .
 
2014-01-26 11:06:01 PM

BunkoSquad: He could lob a missile into the Grammys and tack 12 points onto his approval rating


Oh, I like this idea very, very much.
 
2014-01-26 11:30:56 PM
Thanks a lot, Fart'O'Malia.
 
2014-01-26 11:32:57 PM
Imma let you finish, but Obama's the best missile lobber of all time. OF ALL TIME!
 
2014-01-26 11:34:28 PM

jbc: What losers pay attention to an awards show, especially when Shameless was on?


D1vwife, apparently.  She snarled when I reached for the remote.

/heading to the garage...
 
2014-01-26 11:35:05 PM

Turfshoe: Imma let you finish, but Obama's the best missile lobber of all time. OF ALL TIME!


Obama doesn't care about starving people.
 
2014-01-26 11:35:05 PM

Turfshoe: Imma let you finish, but Obama's the best missile lobber of all time. OF ALL TIME!


Bullsh*at. Obamma wasn't wearing spandex.
 
2014-01-26 11:35:59 PM
 
2014-01-26 11:36:57 PM
Hope he didn't take out any aunties or cousins
 
2014-01-26 11:39:37 PM
How do you say 'Thanks Obama' in Somolianesse?
 
2014-01-26 11:39:52 PM
Merica!
 
2014-01-26 11:39:58 PM

jbc: What losers pay attention to an awards show, especially when <em>Shameless</em> was on?


What moran uses a TV for watching anything other than local news/dusty vhs tapes?
 
2014-01-26 11:41:00 PM
So he killed Justin Bieber?

AMERICAN HERO!
 
2014-01-26 11:41:00 PM
Because you can't shoot down a missile like you can a Blackhawk, muthuhf*kkahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
 
2014-01-26 11:41:36 PM
wait a sec, did he just reference tentacle rape at the end of the video?!
 
2014-01-26 11:42:19 PM
He gave the order while grasping his Peace Prize.
 
2014-01-26 11:42:37 PM
A missile to take out one guy?  isn't that sort of like using hand grenades to get rid of ants?
 
2014-01-26 11:43:26 PM

Noishkel: How do you say 'Thanks Obama' in Somolianesse?


graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2014-01-26 11:43:48 PM

BunkoSquad: He could lob a missile into the Grammys and tack 12 points onto his approval rating


I think Justin Bieber is in Panama with recent 15 minute of fame candidate, Chantel Jeffries.
 
2014-01-26 11:44:19 PM

SpinStopper: A missile to take out one guy?  isn't that sort of like using hand grenades to get rid of ants?


The missle didn't even pay for dinner or open the door.
 
2014-01-26 11:44:34 PM

SpinStopper: A missile to take out one guy?  isn't that sort of like using hand grenades to get rid of ants?


Might be cheaper then sending in commando unit, especially if there were loses.  Also, there might have been timing/window of opportunity issues.
 
2014-01-26 11:44:59 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Is this a thing now?

What is the State of Israel's involvement with Somalia?

Is there oil there?

They have uranium apparently.

Are we just meeting the quota for killing brown people for the month of January?

Weren't they suffering a world class famine in recent memory that we held hands to save them from?

Terrorists be everywhere brah, we should just bomb everywhere . . .


You left out the choked sob of the inhumanity of it all.  After all, they are the "brown people", aren't they?  Thus....thus....what actually?

Anyway, please, allow me, (sob).
 
2014-01-26 11:45:08 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Is this a thing now?

What is the State of Israel's involvement with Somalia?

Is there oil there?

They have uranium apparently.

Are we just meeting the quota for killing brown people for the month of January?

Weren't they suffering a world class famine in recent memory that we held hands to save them from?

Terrorists be everywhere brah, we should just bomb everywhere . . .


Mission Accomplished biatches
 
2014-01-26 11:45:09 PM
Clearly, the WH is trying to distract the public from the President's scandalous behavior with Monica Lewinsky.
 
2014-01-26 11:45:50 PM

TheCruxOfTheBiscuitIsTheApostrophe: He gave the order while grasping his Peace Prize.


I don't... really understand making fun of *OBAMA* with that bit. It's not like he chose to give himself a peace prize.
 
2014-01-26 11:46:28 PM

Harry_Seldon: BunkoSquad: He could lob a missile into the Grammys and tack 12 points onto his approval rating

I think Justin Bieber is in Panama with recent 15 minute of fame candidate, Chantel Jeffries.


is she a stripper or a transsexual? Cause no way was she born with that name.
 
2014-01-26 11:46:30 PM

TheCruxOfTheBiscuitIsTheApostrophe: He gave the order while grasping his Peace Prize.


Missiles of peace, my friend. They bring explosions of happiness.
 
2014-01-26 11:46:34 PM

Infernalist: Clearly, the WH is trying to distract the public from the President's scandalous behavior with Monica Lewinsky.


How awesome would that be, can we get her a black dress this time? Obama spermies would show so well on that
 
2014-01-26 11:46:34 PM
That'll show Ali at the mutton stand that the USA means well and isn't a mysterious, malevolent force that kills seemingly at random.

Oh wait, Ali's cousin was driving behind this schmuck and got creamed too.
 
2014-01-26 11:47:00 PM
Damn that pantywaist liberal
 
2014-01-26 11:47:16 PM
farking Democrats, being soft on terror again. Republicans would have sent 4000 troops to their death, dropped $4T and missed. That's how you do it.
 
2014-01-26 11:47:29 PM

SpinStopper: A missile to take out one guy?  isn't that sort of like using hand grenades to get rid of ants?


He's been getting lessons from these folks apparently

www.standard.co.uk
 
2014-01-26 11:47:31 PM
The headline just above the story is about Daft Punk winning the grammy for album of the year.

That made me laugh.
 
2014-01-26 11:47:51 PM

SpinStopper: A missile to take out one guy?  isn't that sort of like using hand grenades to get rid of ants?


farking awesome, you mean?

www.gameinformer.com
i40.tinypic.com
webzoom.freewebs.com
 
2014-01-26 11:48:00 PM

YixilTesiphon: That'll show Ali at the mutton stand that the USA means well and isn't a mysterious, malevolent force that kills seemingly at random.

Oh wait, Ali's cousin was driving behind this schmuck and got creamed too.


I want Ali and all his cousins to think that the US is a mysterious malevolent force.
 
2014-01-26 11:48:17 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-26 11:48:40 PM

meat0918: Damn that pantywaist liberal


For the record I am tired of lobbing missiles to solve problems.
 
2014-01-26 11:48:52 PM

zimbomba63: InterruptingQuirk: Is this a thing now?

What is the State of Israel's involvement with Somalia?

Is there oil there?

They have uranium apparently.

Are we just meeting the quota for killing brown people for the month of January?

Weren't they suffering a world class famine in recent memory that we held hands to save them from?

Terrorists be everywhere brah, we should just bomb everywhere . . .

You left out the choked sob of the inhumanity of it all.  After all, they are the "brown people", aren't they?  Thus....thus....what actually?

Anyway, please, allow me, (sob).


I thought this was on the main page? Am I on the Politics tab?
 
2014-01-26 11:49:06 PM

BunkoSquad: He could lob a missile into the Grammys and tack 12 points onto his approval rating


Your newsletter.  I'd like to subscribe please.
 
2014-01-26 11:49:10 PM
Why would anyone take one of these "senior leader" jobs?
 
2014-01-26 11:50:18 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: farking Democrats, being soft on terror again. Republicans would have sent 4000 troops to their death, dropped $4T and missed. That's how you do it.


don't be an idiot, this is clearly an attempt to divert attention from the Christie fiasco in Jersey
 
2014-01-26 11:52:41 PM

Felgraf: TheCruxOfTheBiscuitIsTheApostrophe: He gave the order while grasping his Peace Prize.

I don't... really understand making fun of *OBAMA* with that bit. It's not like he chose to give himself a peace prize.


Irony, how does it work?
 
2014-01-26 11:52:55 PM

Felgraf: TheCruxOfTheBiscuitIsTheApostrophe: He gave the order while grasping his Peace Prize.

I don't... really understand making fun of *OBAMA* with that bit. It's not like he chose to give himself a peace prize.


He did accept it. He should have turned it down and said the real honor would be if you're still willing to give me this award in 8 years.

You can't be a true humanist and the president of the US. That's the joke of it all.
 
2014-01-26 11:53:48 PM

InterruptingQuirk: zimbomba63: InterruptingQuirk: Is this a thing now?

What is the State of Israel's involvement with Somalia?

Is there oil there?

They have uranium apparently.

Are we just meeting the quota for killing brown people for the month of January?

Weren't they suffering a world class famine in recent memory that we held hands to save them from?

Terrorists be everywhere brah, we should just bomb everywhere . . .

You left out the choked sob of the inhumanity of it all.  After all, they are the "brown people", aren't they?  Thus....thus....what actually?

Anyway, please, allow me, (sob).

I thought this was on the main page? Am I on the Politics tab?


But, this is the main page, why did you bring your derp and pony show here?
 
2014-01-26 11:54:08 PM

Satanic_Hamster: SpinStopper: A missile to take out one guy?  isn't that sort of like using hand grenades to get rid of ants?

Might be cheaper then sending in commando unit, especially if there were loses.  Also, there might have been timing/window of opportunity issues.


If you don't need intel from the target and don't need to provide forensic proof of the target's identity, then

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-26 11:54:43 PM
...The Grammy Awards were tonight?

Whatever. Don't care.
 
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