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(The Local)   Old and busted: Drive-by shooting. New hotness: Drive-by hand grenading   (thelocal.se) divider line 46
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2014-01-27 12:03:56 AM
Wow. Someone must have been really pissed at that guy for leaving that screw out of his Ikea purchase.
 
2014-01-27 12:54:10 AM
Another responsible grenade owner.
 
2014-01-27 12:55:10 AM
Brick where did you get a hand grenade?
 
2014-01-27 12:56:48 AM
Great idea!  That way you only have to be close.
 
2014-01-27 12:59:01 AM
Probably a wrong address.
 
2014-01-27 12:59:50 AM
Little known fact: boxing, pool, and grenade tossing are all genetic aspects of incredible coordination enjoyed by all Filipinos.
 
2014-01-27 01:05:11 AM
We'll it was either that or a horseshoe
 
2014-01-27 01:05:57 AM
ayankeeinprague.files.wordpress.com

Sometimes the grenades go the other way...BOOM...
 
2014-01-27 01:07:58 AM
If only those other citizens had hand grenades this disaster could have been avoided.
 
2014-01-27 01:14:33 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: [ayankeeinprague.files.wordpress.com image 480x306]

Sometimes the grenades go the other way...BOOM...


They say he wasn't such a bad guy, once you got to know him.  Of course, living long enough to get to know him, without him having you killed, now that was a bit of a problem.
 
2014-01-27 01:16:32 AM
Hell... that's nothing compared to say Bosnia or the bad parts of Mexico. In, say, 'the hood' you have to worry about a few pistols and the rare SMG. In these places... Rocket launchers and heavy machine guns.
 
2014-01-27 01:24:09 AM
There is good reason for that, though.

i.stack.imgur.com
 
2014-01-27 01:25:10 AM

Oldiron_79: Brick where did you get a hand grenade?


Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
 
2014-01-27 01:31:49 AM
sp3.yimg.com
Sounds like they didn't even order the biatches to leave
 
2014-01-27 01:33:12 AM

BadReligion: Oldiron_79: Brick where did you get a hand grenade?

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.


I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative nearby. Lay low for a while, because you are probably wanted for murder.
 
2014-01-27 01:39:20 AM
Was it thrown sidearm?
 
2014-01-27 01:39:24 AM
You know they have some motorcycle gang action going on there.  They even have a Hells Angels chapter, I believe.  Maybe, it was some biker tomfoolery, got out of hand.  Sounds like their type of hijinks.
 
2014-01-27 01:42:02 AM

electricjebus: Was it thrown sidearm?


Swing left, shoot right - sky hook!
 
2014-01-27 01:47:40 AM
Really Sweden? Go home, your drunk
 
2014-01-27 01:50:18 AM
This is what happens when you have strict gun control laws.
 
2014-01-27 01:52:06 AM
That'll keep Saga busy all week.
 
2014-01-27 01:53:24 AM

MichiganFTL: We'll it was either that or a horseshoe


Or a bocce ball.
 
2014-01-27 01:55:46 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: [sp3.yimg.com image 300x168]
Sounds like they didn't even order the biatches to leave


I still think that scene would have been funnier if he'd been able to get ahold of it and try throwing it through the window only to have it bounce off.
 
2014-01-27 01:59:09 AM

Badafuco: electricjebus: Was it thrown sidearm?

Swing left, shoot right - sky hook!


Are you trying to bait me into tackling mixed sports metaphors?  If so, touche.
 
2014-01-27 02:02:31 AM

electricjebus: Badafuco: electricjebus: Was it thrown sidearm?

Swing left, shoot right - sky hook!

Are you trying to bait me into tackling mixed sports metaphors?  If so, touche.


Yahtzee!
 
2014-01-27 02:07:28 AM

Gyrfalcon: electricjebus: Badafuco:

Swing left, shoot right - sky hook!

Are you trying to bait me into tackling mixed sports metaphors?  If so, touche.

Yahtzee!


Bingo.
 
2014-01-27 02:14:36 AM

electricjebus: Gyrfalcon: electricjebus: Badafuco:

Swing left, shoot right - sky hook!

Are you trying to bait me into tackling mixed sports metaphors?  If so, touche.

Yahtzee!

Bingo.


GIN
 
2014-01-27 02:18:46 AM
Piizzadude:

GIN

Don't knock rummy, checkmate.
 
2014-01-27 02:26:21 AM
This is what a "Bad Neighborhood" is in Sweden. Malmö has one of the worst crime rates (likely due to the fact that 41% of the population are relatively new refugees from the Middle East), but it's not even that bad...
 
2014-01-27 02:27:40 AM

Abacus9: MichiganFTL: We'll it was either that or a horseshoe

Or a bocce ball.


<Owen>Do you play bocce?</o>
 
2014-01-27 02:51:36 AM

hardinparamedic: Wow. Someone must have been really pissed at that guy for leaving that screw out of his Ikea purchase.


Yeah, a grenade's a bit extreme when it wouldn't have been as dangerous to simply cast a hex on him.
 
2014-01-27 03:17:44 AM

Disdehcet: This is what a "Bad Neighborhood" is in Sweden. Malmö has one of the worst crime rates (likely due to the fact that 41% of the population are relatively new refugees from the Middle East), but it's not even that bad...


Randomly throwing hand grenades into homes and nightclubs is a well-documented Al-Shabaab tactic.
 
2014-01-27 03:42:52 AM

zimbomba63: You know they have some motorcycle gang action going on there.  They even have a Hells Angels chapter, I believe.  Maybe, it was some biker tomfoolery, got out of hand.  Sounds like their type of hijinks.


But do they have a hell's satans chapter?
 
2014-01-27 03:51:53 AM
completely unprovoked? Nobody just tosses a hand grenade completely unprovoked.
 
2014-01-27 05:26:12 AM
I love this headline.  It is a perfect conjunction of old-school memes and new-school  hand-grenading.
 
2014-01-27 05:26:26 AM

HotWingAgenda: Disdehcet: This is what a "Bad Neighborhood" is in Sweden. Malmö has one of the worst crime rates (likely due to the fact that 41% of the population are relatively new refugees from the Middle East), but it's not even that bad...

Randomly throwing hand grenades into homes and nightclubs is a well-documented Al-Shabaab tactic.


religion of pieces?
 
2014-01-27 06:53:48 AM
Sweden?  I thought you guys bred the violence trait out.
 
2014-01-27 06:56:02 AM
It's things like this, that give all hand grenade owners a bad name.
 
2014-01-27 07:12:32 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: [ayankeeinprague.files.wordpress.com image 480x306]

Sometimes the grenades go the other way...BOOM...


I still love that his car's upholstery is what killed him, not the gunshots or the grenade.
 
2014-01-27 07:15:22 AM

cyberspacedout: hardinparamedic: Wow. Someone must have been really pissed at that guy for leaving that screw out of his Ikea purchase.

Yeah, a grenade's a bit extreme when it wouldn't have been as dangerous to simply cast a hex on him.


0xDEADBEEF!
0xCAFEBABE!
 
2014-01-27 08:53:22 AM
Where does this fall in relation to "fly-by droning" on the Elective Violence Morality Scale?
 
2014-01-27 10:04:14 AM
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-27 11:39:48 AM

berylman: Little known fact: boxing, pool, and grenade tossing are all genetic aspects of incredible coordination enjoyed by all Filipinos.


You left out welding. They are astounding metalworkers.
 
2014-01-27 12:58:47 PM
Came for The Shield references, leaving happy.

//Shane? SHANE!!!!
///BOOM
 
2014-01-27 01:11:02 PM

Oldiron_79: zimbomba63: You know they have some motorcycle gang action going on there.  They even have a Hells Angels chapter, I believe.  Maybe, it was some biker tomfoolery, got out of hand.  Sounds like their type of hijinks.

But do they have a hell's satans chapter?


They did, but then they disbanded and reformed as Satan's Evil Devils in Hell, so as not to be so easily confused with other biker gangs.
 
2014-01-27 07:23:04 PM

Piizzadude: electricjebus: Gyrfalcon: electricjebus: Badafuco:

Swing left, shoot right - sky hook!

Are you trying to bait me into tackling mixed sports metaphors?  If so, touche.

Yahtzee!

Bingo.

GIN


If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
 
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