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(My Fox Orlando)   Nineteen year-old in stable condition after being shot on basketball court, will have to consult rulebook to see how many free-throws he gets in return   (myfoxorlando.com) divider line 33
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2014-01-26 09:23:35 PM
Yeah right, 19 year olds don't get any calls. He'll probably get called for double dribble for drooling on the floor.
 
2014-01-26 09:55:25 PM
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
Then I got shot and was driven to Florida Hospital South by a friend.
 
2014-01-26 09:55:56 PM
Flopper...
 
2014-01-26 09:56:36 PM
Punk biatch didn't check the ball.
 
2014-01-26 09:57:41 PM
That... was one of the least informative news items I've ever seen.

I looked at the blurb, thought "surely they must have more information than that, interviewed the friend, gotten a statement from the cops, something", so I watched the video thingy, and... nope.

They heard from some guy that some random dude was shot, and apparently just ran with that without doing any investigation whatsoever.
 
2014-01-26 09:58:55 PM
Hey, no blood no foul.  I guess he finally got a foul call against the shooter.
 
2014-01-26 09:59:03 PM
Was he white?
 
2014-01-26 10:00:37 PM
Zimmerman: "Buy my painting or the 19 year old gets shot".
 
2014-01-26 10:00:45 PM
livingincinema.com

Raymond unavailable for comment.
 
2014-01-26 10:01:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-26 10:02:19 PM
that's one way to make a good player sit-out...
 
2014-01-26 10:04:33 PM
ban court
 
2014-01-26 10:05:25 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Punk biatch didn't check the ball.


That is annoying as it gets.  I quit playing with a cousin after I found out she didn't believe in checking the ball, only one play in.  First time I met her, and my uncle was bragging about her playing for the school so I agreed to play her.  I checked the ball to her, she turned around and shot.  I complained, my uncle said, "You gave her the ball."  I walked off.

/I've played in a lot of different areas in different cities, you always check the ball
//cousin was a country farm girl.
 
2014-01-26 10:07:25 PM
Flagrant T...ejection, no play next game...2 frees and the ball.
 
2014-01-26 10:07:58 PM
That would clearly be a Flagrant 2. Two free throws, ball out at the side, and an ejection.
 
2014-01-26 10:16:32 PM
Christ, we can't shoot ourselves up fast enough it seems.
 
2014-01-26 10:20:22 PM

Dirkax2: Christ, we can't shoot ourselves up fast enough it seems.



If The Almighty didn't want us shooting each other He wouldn't had designed us with trigger fingers.
 
2014-01-26 10:32:17 PM

lack of warmth: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Punk biatch didn't check the ball.

That is annoying as it gets.  I quit playing with a cousin after I found out she didn't believe in checking the ball, only one play in.  First time I met her, and my uncle was bragging about her playing for the school so I agreed to play her.  I checked the ball to her, she turned around and shot.  I complained, my uncle said, "You gave her the ball."  I walked off.

/I've played in a lot of different areas in different cities, you always check the ball
//cousin was a country farm girl.


I can't think of a single time I played without checking the ball.
 
2014-01-26 10:51:30 PM

Dirkax2: Christ, we can't shoot ourselves up fast enough it seems.


Basketball-related gun crimes are down over the past 25 years. How do you explains that?
 
2014-01-26 11:05:39 PM
White men can't duck.
 
2014-01-26 11:08:15 PM
that'll teach him to play while wearing a hoodie.
 
2014-01-26 11:13:36 PM

lack of warmth: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Punk biatch didn't check the ball.

That is annoying as it gets.  I quit playing with a cousin after I found out she didn't believe in checking the ball, only one play in.  First time I met her, and my uncle was bragging about her playing for the school so I agreed to play her.  I checked the ball to her, she turned around and shot.  I complained, my uncle said, "You gave her the ball."  I walked off.

/I've played in a lot of different areas in different cities, you always check the ball
//cousin was a country farm girl.


You know, in places where they play basketball by the actual rules and don't play streetball or pickup games, it wouldn't occur to anyone to check the ball.
 
2014-01-26 11:24:35 PM
Must have missed a shot.

http://youtu.be/FUiegQczR6Y
 
2014-01-26 11:35:52 PM
Attractive and successful
 
2014-01-27 12:24:34 AM

pdieten: lack of warmth: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Punk biatch didn't check the ball.

That is annoying as it gets.  I quit playing with a cousin after I found out she didn't believe in checking the ball, only one play in.  First time I met her, and my uncle was bragging about her playing for the school so I agreed to play her.  I checked the ball to her, she turned around and shot.  I complained, my uncle said, "You gave her the ball."  I walked off.

/I've played in a lot of different areas in different cities, you always check the ball
//cousin was a country farm girl.

You know, in places where they play basketball by the actual rules and don't play streetball or pickup games, it wouldn't occur to anyone to check the ball.


Are you going from a dead ball situation to live play? Are you standing in bounds? You check the ball.
 
2014-01-27 12:53:18 AM
I don't understand basketball. Is that a technical foul or a personal foul?
 
2014-01-27 12:55:07 AM
And what are you checking the ball for? Bugs? And doesn't all the dribble make the floor slippery?
 
2014-01-27 01:07:42 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-01-27 01:43:16 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: I don't understand basketball. Is that a technical foul or a personal foul?


It can be both, that is called a flagrant foul.
 
2014-01-27 06:51:39 AM
We need to ban basketball.  It's not protected by the Constitution so it should be easy.  Everyone can watch the peaceful sport of hockey instead.
 
2014-01-27 08:14:51 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Was he white?


I've played basketball all my life, probably fifteen to twenty hours a week in my twenties, about five to ten now.  Only time I've ever seen a gun pulled it was a Laotian pulling one on a black guy who was being a dick to the Laotian's brother - "chingchongchong", stupid stuff like that.  Gun got pulled, black guy backpedaled and apologized, Laotian kid and his brother took off. Funnier thing is no one called the cops, we sat around talking about it for fifteen minutes and then decided to keep playing.
 
2014-01-27 08:41:09 AM
No one needs basketballsport.
 
2014-01-27 09:41:46 PM

jst3p: pdieten: lack of warmth: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Punk biatch didn't check the ball.

That is annoying as it gets.  I quit playing with a cousin after I found out she didn't believe in checking the ball, only one play in.  First time I met her, and my uncle was bragging about her playing for the school so I agreed to play her.  I checked the ball to her, she turned around and shot.  I complained, my uncle said, "You gave her the ball."  I walked off.

/I've played in a lot of different areas in different cities, you always check the ball
//cousin was a country farm girl.

You know, in places where they play basketball by the actual rules and don't play streetball or pickup games, it wouldn't occur to anyone to check the ball.

Are you going from a dead ball situation to live play? Are you standing in bounds? You check the ball.


When you're playing basketball, then when you're going from a dead ball situation to live play, then one teammate inbounds to another teammate.

In organized grade school basketball they don't teach how to play one-on-one.
 
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