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(Daily Mail)   Get in line to beat the snot out of Shia Labeouf   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 16
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2014-01-26 09:08:22 PM  
2 votes:

Rincewind53: I don't get him.

I mean, this alleged piece of performance art is itself a ripoff; been done before by more original people. He knows this. His entire apologies have been one string of ripoffs after another.

What the hell is his point? He has to know that it's not  working as an artistic statement; that everyone is aware that his original sin is still present and still unaccounted for.


Let me say it slowly:

He's a self-centered narcissistic twat.

That's why - he thinks a public abasement will somehow appease folks, that his voluntary surrender to the stocks will allow him "a fresh start." He's a jerk. End of story. There's nothing more he needs to do but totter off to the Hollywood corner of his choice, wearing a Ralph Lauren hair shirt, and plead for attention. But this? Fark this.
2014-01-26 08:30:09 PM  
2 votes:
The description for the star's performance exhibit titled #IAMSORRY would give almost any museum goer pause for thought, leaving them to question whether it is an authentic expression of contrition or just another bid for attention.

Oh, I don't think there's any question.
2014-01-26 05:08:05 PM  
2 votes:
Just play his own movies at him.
2014-01-27 04:00:50 PM  
1 votes:
advice to Shia: go into obscurity for 5 years or so and then wait for Tarantino to write the perfect part for you.  Then after that, be genuinely humble for once in your life.
2014-01-27 02:57:17 AM  
1 votes:
The Beef is such a nonentity that I can't care about him personally. But fark whatever Hollywood douchebag decided this uninteresting kid needed to be a STAR, despite the fact that he never demonstrated any charisma or acting ability or any other merit whatsoever.
2014-01-27 12:11:16 AM  
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: So what happened to that whole "I'm retiring from public life and don't want to be famous anymore" thing? Is he not doing that anymore? That lasted a whole week I think.


If he goes back to this, I hope we can convince him to take a few "celebrities" with him.
2014-01-26 09:55:11 PM  
1 votes:
Just farking go away already, you knob.
2014-01-26 09:54:30 PM  
1 votes:
I would not be interested in abusing Shia for his plagarism. It would be better if no one showed at all. Demonstrating to him how little we care.
2014-01-26 09:51:50 PM  
1 votes:
i'd rather we kick the Biebs ass
2014-01-26 09:51:50 PM  
1 votes:
So what happened to that whole "I'm retiring from public life and don't want to be famous anymore" thing? Is he not doing that anymore? That lasted a whole week I think.
2014-01-26 09:10:10 PM  
1 votes:

LL316: Funny how quickly Hollywood turned on him and yet people like Allen and Polanski are thought of as Gods.  The moral of the story?  Better to rape little girls than steal someone's idea.


Um... duh? You're living in the world of intellectual property. You have only one friggin' commodity. Everything else is a sideline to that, and The Beef committed a mortal sin, in terms of his career - he not only stole intellectual property, but made it shiatter in the process of plagiarizing it.

Besides, it's not like he hasn't shagged a teen.
2014-01-26 09:05:21 PM  
1 votes:
Funny how quickly Hollywood turned on him and yet people like Allen and Polanski are thought of as Gods.  The moral of the story?  Better to rape little girls than steal someone's idea.
2014-01-26 09:04:01 PM  
1 votes:
Visitors to the show are given the choice of an odd assortment of objects - including a whip, pliers, and whiskey - which they can choose to inflict upon the star in any way they like.

frtim.files.wordpress.com

The email sent by LaBeouf makes it clear that it may not be the actual star seated with the bag on his head and could very well be an 'impostor'.

blogs.houstonpress.com
2014-01-26 08:52:30 PM  
1 votes:
That is one punchable face.
2014-01-26 08:27:56 PM  
1 votes:

Shostie: Rincewind53: I don't get him.

I mean, this alleged piece of performance art is itself a ripoff; been done before by more original people. He knows this. His entire apologies have been one string of ripoffs after another.

What the hell is his point? He has to know that it's not  working as an artistic statement; that everyone is aware that his original sin is still present and still unaccounted for.

Honestly, I think it was pretty funny for him to plagiarize his apology for his original plagiarism.


Maybe the first three times. Now though?
2014-01-26 05:14:14 PM  
1 votes:
I don't get him.

I mean, this alleged piece of performance art is itself a ripoff; been done before by more original people. He knows this. His entire apologies have been one string of ripoffs after another.

What the hell is his point? He has to know that it's not  working as an artistic statement; that everyone is aware that his original sin is still present and still unaccounted for.
 
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