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2014-01-26 05:08:05 PM  
Just play his own movies at him.
 
2014-01-26 05:14:14 PM  
I don't get him.

I mean, this alleged piece of performance art is itself a ripoff; been done before by more original people. He knows this. His entire apologies have been one string of ripoffs after another.

What the hell is his point? He has to know that it's not  working as an artistic statement; that everyone is aware that his original sin is still present and still unaccounted for.
 
2014-01-26 08:19:10 PM  

Rincewind53: I don't get him.

I mean, this alleged piece of performance art is itself a ripoff; been done before by more original people. He knows this. His entire apologies have been one string of ripoffs after another.

What the hell is his point? He has to know that it's not  working as an artistic statement; that everyone is aware that his original sin is still present and still unaccounted for.


Honestly, I think it was pretty funny for him to plagiarize his apology for his original plagiarism.
 
2014-01-26 08:27:56 PM  

Shostie: Rincewind53: I don't get him.

I mean, this alleged piece of performance art is itself a ripoff; been done before by more original people. He knows this. His entire apologies have been one string of ripoffs after another.

What the hell is his point? He has to know that it's not  working as an artistic statement; that everyone is aware that his original sin is still present and still unaccounted for.

Honestly, I think it was pretty funny for him to plagiarize his apology for his original plagiarism.


Maybe the first three times. Now though?
 
2014-01-26 08:30:09 PM  
The description for the star's performance exhibit titled #IAMSORRY would give almost any museum goer pause for thought, leaving them to question whether it is an authentic expression of contrition or just another bid for attention.

Oh, I don't think there's any question.
 
2014-01-26 08:44:24 PM  
Done and done.
 
2014-01-26 08:52:30 PM  
That is one punchable face.
 
2014-01-26 08:53:49 PM  
I'd like to see some performance art where his entire oeuvre is erased from the world and he doesn't make any more "Art" and we never see or hear from him ever again.

/jk, Holes was good.
 
2014-01-26 08:58:08 PM  

Mugato: That is one punchable face.


Meat tenderiser.  Perfect instrument for a guy called TheBeef.

/Sheeeyah, The Beef
 
2014-01-26 08:58:34 PM  
Years ago, Henry Rollins put forth an idea for a performance art piece called "Edie Brickell Still Lives" where he would sit in a chair on a stage covered with cinder blocks, nails and razor wire, a PA announcer would say "Edie Brickell still lives!" at which point, Rollins would hurl himself onto the stage, beating his body against all the bricks and nails and razors until he collapsed into a bloody, sweaty heap on the stage. Then the PA announcer would shout, "But she still lives!", which would cause Rollins to pick himself up off the stage and do it all over again.


Can we go with Hank's idea?

/Sourced http://dempseysarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/random-thoughts-about-week.h t ml  so I'm not considered a Shia LaBeouf.
//It's better and angrier on his spoken word album.
///"Making songs is like paintin' pictures." "DIE DIE DIE!"
 
2014-01-26 08:58:49 PM  

Rincewind53: Shostie: Rincewind53: I don't get him.

I mean, this alleged piece of performance art is itself a ripoff; been done before by more original people. He knows this. His entire apologies have been one string of ripoffs after another.

What the hell is his point? He has to know that it's not  working as an artistic statement; that everyone is aware that his original sin is still present and still unaccounted for.

Honestly, I think it was pretty funny for him to plagiarize his apology for his original plagiarism.

Maybe the first three times. Now though?


That made it even funnier.
 
2014-01-26 09:04:01 PM  
Visitors to the show are given the choice of an odd assortment of objects - including a whip, pliers, and whiskey - which they can choose to inflict upon the star in any way they like.

frtim.files.wordpress.com

The email sent by LaBeouf makes it clear that it may not be the actual star seated with the bag on his head and could very well be an 'impostor'.

blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2014-01-26 09:05:21 PM  
Funny how quickly Hollywood turned on him and yet people like Allen and Polanski are thought of as Gods.  The moral of the story?  Better to rape little girls than steal someone's idea.
 
2014-01-26 09:08:22 PM  

Rincewind53: I don't get him.

I mean, this alleged piece of performance art is itself a ripoff; been done before by more original people. He knows this. His entire apologies have been one string of ripoffs after another.

What the hell is his point? He has to know that it's not  working as an artistic statement; that everyone is aware that his original sin is still present and still unaccounted for.


Let me say it slowly:

He's a self-centered narcissistic twat.

That's why - he thinks a public abasement will somehow appease folks, that his voluntary surrender to the stocks will allow him "a fresh start." He's a jerk. End of story. There's nothing more he needs to do but totter off to the Hollywood corner of his choice, wearing a Ralph Lauren hair shirt, and plead for attention. But this? Fark this.
 
2014-01-26 09:09:11 PM  
1. He's 27?!

2. God what a douche.
 
2014-01-26 09:10:10 PM  

LL316: Funny how quickly Hollywood turned on him and yet people like Allen and Polanski are thought of as Gods.  The moral of the story?  Better to rape little girls than steal someone's idea.


Um... duh? You're living in the world of intellectual property. You have only one friggin' commodity. Everything else is a sideline to that, and The Beef committed a mortal sin, in terms of his career - he not only stole intellectual property, but made it shiatter in the process of plagiarizing it.

Besides, it's not like he hasn't shagged a teen.
 
2014-01-26 09:10:49 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Years ago, Henry Rollins put forth an idea for a performance art piece called "Edie Brickell Still Lives" where he would sit in a chair on a stage covered with cinder blocks, nails and razor wire, a PA announcer would say "Edie Brickell still lives!" at which point, Rollins would hurl himself onto the stage, beating his body against all the bricks and nails and razors until he collapsed into a bloody, sweaty heap on the stage. Then the PA announcer would shout, "But she still lives!", which would cause Rollins to pick himself up off the stage and do it all over again.


Can we go with Hank's idea?

/Sourced http://dempseysarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/random-thoughts-about-week.h t ml  so I'm not considered a Shia LaBeouf.
//It's better and angrier on his spoken word album.
///"Making songs is like paintin' pictures." "DIE DIE DIE!"


Hating Someone's Guts, Pt. 1, from The Boxed Life.

/ Just one heartfelt "DIE!"
// Pt. 2 is U2, from Dublin, no less
/// Good call, I think this will work.
 
2014-01-26 09:10:53 PM  

LL316: Funny how quickly Hollywood turned on him and yet people like Allen and Polanski are thought of as Gods.  The moral of the story?  Better to rape little girls than steal someone's idea.


Actually I think he talked shiat about Spielberg.
 
2014-01-26 09:18:42 PM  
So what's his excuse for "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?"
 
2014-01-26 09:30:04 PM  

ten foiled hats: / Just one heartfelt "DIE!"


I haven't heard them in almost 20 years, but they were all amazing. I still have them floating around. 'Get in the Van' is a must read/listen.
 
2014-01-26 09:33:03 PM  
fark him. What an unbelievable asshole.

Dear fark-wit:

Go away. There was no better news than you decided to leave the public eye.

Deliver on the promise. Disappear and never be seen again.

Signed,

- Everyone
 
2014-01-26 09:35:38 PM  
including a whip, pliers, and whiskey - which they can choose to inflict upon the star in any way they like.
 
Oh, I doubt that...because he wouldn't live past the first two or three visitors.
 
2014-01-26 09:37:58 PM  

Gyrfalcon: including a whip, pliers, and whiskey - which they can choose to inflict upon the star in any way they like.

Oh, I doubt that...because he wouldn't live past the first two or three visitors.


Fill your mouth with whiskey, put a lighter in front of your mouth... Human fireball?
 
2014-01-26 09:41:08 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Gyrfalcon: including a whip, pliers, and whiskey - which they can choose to inflict upon the star in any way they like.

Oh, I doubt that...because he wouldn't live past the first two or three visitors.

Fill your mouth with whiskey, put a lighter in front of your mouth... Human fireball?


Since I didn't see "blowtorch" listed among the instruments I guess that will do.
 
2014-01-26 09:42:33 PM  

DBrandisNC: So what's his excuse for "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?"


As with everything else, he got to cup the balls of someone famous, so that at least a whiff of fame would rub off.
 
2014-01-26 09:45:02 PM  

Rincewind53: I don't get him.

I mean, this alleged piece of performance art is itself a ripoff; been done before by more original people. He knows this. His entire apologies have been one string of ripoffs after another.

What the hell is his point? He has to know that it's not  working as an artistic statement; that everyone is aware that his original sin is still present and still unaccounted for.

They did it in an episode of Malcolm in the Middle.

 
2014-01-26 09:45:17 PM  

Shostie: Rincewind53: I don't get him.

I mean, this alleged piece of performance art is itself a ripoff; been done before by more original people. He knows this. His entire apologies have been one string of ripoffs after another.

What the hell is his point? He has to know that it's not  working as an artistic statement; that everyone is aware that his original sin is still present and still unaccounted for.

Honestly, I think it was pretty funny for him to plagiarize his apology for his original plagiarism.


What I've decided is that he now thinks of himself as an Andy Kaufman sort of character, and he's having fun trolling for attention because he knows it's all BS and he's made his money already.

What does he have to lose, aside from wrecking his acting career? Not much. He's savvy enough to know that as long as you're in the press, you have a career.
 
2014-01-26 09:46:21 PM  
I feel bad for this kid because he was the GOLDEN child.
Whether or not you liked him, he was involved in some pretty huge things:

I, Robot Reboot
Charlies Angels Reboot
Indiana Jones Reboot
Transformers Reboot
Wall Street Reboot

Ok, well, a lot of reboots.  But he couldn't keep his damn mouth shut.  Now he's a pariah.
 
2014-01-26 09:47:46 PM  

LL316: Funny how quickly Hollywood turned on him and yet people like Allen and Polanski are thought of as Gods.  The moral of the story?  Better to have talent and rape little girls than steal someone's idea.


You forgot something a few words.

/NONONONONONONONonononononononononononononononon
 
2014-01-26 09:48:42 PM  

Mugato: LL316: Funny how quickly Hollywood turned on him and yet people like Allen and Polanski are thought of as Gods.  The moral of the story?  Better to rape little girls than steal someone's idea.

Actually I think he talked shiat about Spielberg.


I'm trying to think of a more stupid thing to do than that, in terms of ingratitude. Kato Kaelin mouthing off to OJ? No, not quite. Pinnochio giving Gepetto the finger (getting warmer) Hmm. I'll have to think about a "I MADE you you miserable piece of shiat, and don't forget for one second I can cast you down among the sodomites and the depraved preverts at the homeless shelter" type person.
 
2014-01-26 09:51:50 PM  
So what happened to that whole "I'm retiring from public life and don't want to be famous anymore" thing? Is he not doing that anymore? That lasted a whole week I think.
 
2014-01-26 09:51:50 PM  
i'd rather we kick the Biebs ass
 
2014-01-26 09:54:30 PM  
I would not be interested in abusing Shia for his plagarism. It would be better if no one showed at all. Demonstrating to him how little we care.
 
2014-01-26 09:55:10 PM  
I'd rather beat the shia out of Snot Labeouf.

//or dance with the cows til you come home
 
2014-01-26 09:55:11 PM  
Just farking go away already, you knob.
 
2014-01-26 09:57:44 PM  
Maybe, just maybe, he will kill the idea of "performance art."  Because it's usually this idiotic.  He's just taking it to the extra stupid extreme.  At some point the art world is going to have to point at something and say "that's bullshiat" and he's probably pressing the issue.
 
2014-01-26 10:01:01 PM  
i1078.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-26 10:09:02 PM  
This is mental illness disguised as art. He needs help, and I feel bad for laughing earlier.

He's Amanda Bynes with a different angle.
 
2014-01-26 10:12:13 PM  
daniel clowes is a lot more famous now, isn't he? and shia lebouf is in the news more than he would be otherwise. i bet they're in cahoots.
 
2014-01-26 10:13:29 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Looks like I'm next
 
2014-01-26 10:14:44 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com

LaBeef: lick your wounds, get back out there... Hollywood needs you... #INITTOWINIT
 
2014-01-26 10:19:17 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-01-26 10:28:29 PM  
The exhibit follows a string of online apologies the actor made after releasing last year a 12-minute short film HowardCantour.com starring Jim Gaffigan, but quickly pulled it after allegations of plagiarism arose.

Can we just shove Hot Pockets up his ass?
 
2014-01-26 10:40:20 PM  
On his behalf, it's a tough act to follow, with his winning the US Open as a teenage amateur using a dwarf-like caddy.
 
2014-01-26 10:44:51 PM  
cdn-static.denofgeek.com
 
2014-01-26 10:45:01 PM  
If this isn't satire, he's the white Kanye West
 
2014-01-26 10:52:28 PM  
Now he's stealing GG Allin's shtick, too?
 
2014-01-26 10:56:36 PM  
Y'know what would be even better? Completely ignoring him. He gets to sit in a room by himself, alone and ignored.
 
2014-01-26 11:08:05 PM  
Put him in a fridge and "nuke" it. Not literally though...just blow it away with a hellfire missile and see if he can walk away from it.
 
2014-01-26 11:12:42 PM  
 a performance art piece where he sits alone in a room with a paper bag on his head for seven days in repentance for ripping off material from graphic novelist Daniel Clowes.

That's already been done before.
 
2014-01-26 11:15:09 PM  
I'd almost like to give him credit for masterminding the recent false-attribution joke meme, if only to keep his name out there and later claim it was all a Joaquin Phoenix-like put-on, but I don't think he's bright enough or self-aware enough to have done it on purpose. He's just a talentless little shiat desperate for attention, validation, and insincere ego-stroking.
 
2014-01-26 11:17:07 PM  

sleeps in trees: Maria Anramovic did this YEARS ago and she allowed guns and FACED her abusers. God, he is plagarising his apology for plagiarism.


Yep, she did this back in the 70s.  There was a table of items for people to do whatever they wanted to her.  No bag over her head the way that Shia wants in his copycat performance.  The people who cut into her skin with thorns, cut off her clothes, and held a gun against her all did so whilst looking her in the eye.

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-27 12:02:32 AM  
So where is this guy in the "WTF am I famous for?" rankings? He seems like about three Kardashians and half a Hilton.
 
2014-01-27 12:05:43 AM  

gunsmack: So where is this guy in the "WTF am I famous for?" rankings? He seems like about three Kardashians and half a Hilton.


I wouldn't go that far. The guy's a douchebag and not exactly a great thespian but he's not just famous for being famous. He was in a few movies, even if they sucked.

/didn't actually think he was that bad in Indy 4, there I said it
//Transformers was shiat though
///didn't see Holes
 
2014-01-27 12:07:19 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: This is mental illness disguised as art. He needs help, and I feel bad for laughing earlier.
He's Amanda Bynes with a different angle.


I'm starting to think there's actually something wrong with him too.
 
2014-01-27 12:09:08 AM  

LL316: Funny how quickly Hollywood turned on him and yet people like Allen and Polanski are thought of as Gods.  The moral of the story?  Better to rape little girls than steal someone's idea.


1. We overlook Allen* and Polanski because they are actually TALENTED artists and have contributed original works, instead of Labeouf's stellar contribution of "nonononono!" and plagiarism.

2. You can bet your bippy that Shia has banged teenage fans. In fact, I would bet dollars to donuts that just about EVERY celebrity has banged underage groupies at some point.


* Although we have established again and again that Allen did NOT "rape" anyone, nor was Soon Yi Previn a "little girl" at 20 years old when their relationship began. Go ahead and ignore the facts if you want, but no matter how many times you post pictures of Woody and the daughter he and Soon Yi adopted while claiming it's Soon Yi, that doesn't make it true. Woody and Soon Yi have been married over 20 years, they've raised kids, and she was never unwilling, underage, or raised by Woody at any point. She has said it herself: She had a father, and his name was Andre Previn.
 
2014-01-27 12:11:16 AM  

mongbiohazard: So what happened to that whole "I'm retiring from public life and don't want to be famous anymore" thing? Is he not doing that anymore? That lasted a whole week I think.


If he goes back to this, I hope we can convince him to take a few "celebrities" with him.
 
2014-01-27 12:13:55 AM  

buntz: I feel bad for this kid because he was the GOLDEN child.
Whether or not you liked him, he was involved in some pretty huge things:

I, Robot Reboot
Charlies Angels Reboot
Indiana Jones Reboot
Transformers Reboot
Wall Street Reboot

Ok, well, a lot of reboots.  But he couldn't keep his damn mouth shut.  Now he's a pariah.


He also got to play this character

img.photobucket.com

Uncanny resemblance, no?
 
2014-01-27 12:52:22 AM  

fusillade762: buntz: I feel bad for this kid because he was the GOLDEN child.
Whether or not you liked him, he was involved in some pretty huge things:

I, Robot Reboot
Charlies Angels Reboot
Indiana Jones Reboot
Transformers Reboot
Wall Street Reboot

Ok, well, a lot of reboots.  But he couldn't keep his damn mouth shut.  Now he's a pariah.

He also got to play this character

[img.photobucket.com image 390x400]

Uncanny resemblance, no?


Makes more sense than Keanu as Constantine.
 
2014-01-27 01:03:53 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Years ago, Henry Rollins put forth an idea for a performance art piece called "Edie Brickell Still Lives" where he would sit in a chair on a stage covered with cinder blocks, nails and razor wire, a PA announcer would say "Edie Brickell still lives!" at which point, Rollins would hurl himself onto the stage, beating his body against all the bricks and nails and razors until he collapsed into a bloody, sweaty heap on the stage. Then the PA announcer would shout, "But she still lives!", which would cause Rollins to pick himself up off the stage and do it all over again.


Can we go with Hank's idea?

/Sourced http://dempseysarmy.blogspot.com/2010/06/random-thoughts-about-week.h t ml  so I'm not considered a Shia LaBeouf.
//It's better and angrier on his spoken word album.
///"Making songs is like paintin' pictures." "DIE DIE DIE!"


ww1.hdnux.com

"BUT SHE STILL LIVES!"
 
2014-01-27 01:26:52 AM  
Even more humiliating, nobody go.
 
2014-01-27 01:29:22 AM  
Falcon Pawnch!
 
2014-01-27 01:47:41 AM  

Robert1966: fusillade762: buntz: I feel bad for this kid because he was the GOLDEN child.
Whether or not you liked him, he was involved in some pretty huge things:

I, Robot Reboot
Charlies Angels Reboot
Indiana Jones Reboot
Transformers Reboot
Wall Street Reboot

Ok, well, a lot of reboots.  But he couldn't keep his damn mouth shut.  Now he's a pariah.

He also got to play this character

[img.photobucket.com image 390x400]

Uncanny resemblance, no?

Makes more sense than Keanu as Constantine.


This is true. The only casting choices that made any sense in that movie were Gabriel and Satan.
 
2014-01-27 01:57:07 AM  

LL316: Funny how quickly Hollywood turned on him and yet people like Allen and Polanski are thought of as Gods.  The moral of the story?  Better to rape little girls than steal someone's idea.


Strictly in a time frame sense, a bit of perspective: Twenty to thirty or more years down the road, no-one will remember who Shia LaBeouf was, much less whether or not he was a plagiarist. But that's how far we are removed from the cases involving the two you mentioned and we're still arguing about them.

A weak effort. Try harder next time. Maybe use a stronger laxative.
 
2014-01-27 01:58:43 AM  
When's he going to check out?
 
2014-01-27 02:02:36 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-27 02:04:51 AM  

YRThereSchool: Now he's stealing GG Allin's shtick, too?


I'll let him plagiarize Allin's death, if he goes all the way.
 
2014-01-27 02:40:45 AM  

Random Internet Persona: 1. He's 27?!

2. God what a douche.


Hey Shia -
Wake up.
Time to die.
 
2014-01-27 02:57:17 AM  
The Beef is such a nonentity that I can't care about him personally. But fark whatever Hollywood douchebag decided this uninteresting kid needed to be a STAR, despite the fact that he never demonstrated any charisma or acting ability or any other merit whatsoever.
 
2014-01-27 03:15:34 AM  

Gyrfalcon: YRThereSchool: Now he's stealing GG Allin's shtick, too?

I'll let him plagiarize Allin's death, if he goes all the way.


GG never did get to shove a lit stick of dynamite up his arse then jump into a crowd of his fans. I'll let him have that one free of charge.

As far this stunt goes, I'll give Jon Lovitz my turn.
 
2014-01-27 06:42:21 AM  
Here's the dialog while you're humiliating him:

No no no no no no no no no
 
2014-01-27 07:12:42 AM  
I thought this douche was retiring from public life.
 
2014-01-27 07:29:26 AM  

penthesilea: sleeps in trees: Maria Anramovic did this YEARS ago and she allowed guns and FACED her abusers. God, he is plagarising his apology for plagiarism.

Yep, she did this back in the 70s.  There was a table of items for people to do whatever they wanted to her.  No bag over her head the way that Shia wants in his copycat performance.  The people who cut into her skin with thorns, cut off her clothes, and held a gun against her all did so whilst looking her in the eye.

[img.fark.net image 491x540]
[img.fark.net image 354x310]


Yup, I remember at first people were just getting her naked and lightly touching her, then it slowly got more violent. The security there shut it down, when someone put a loaded gun in her mouth. That woman would put her body to the limit for art.
 
2014-01-27 07:40:58 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Years ago, Henry Rollins put forth an idea for a performance art piece called "Edie Brickell Still Lives" where he would sit in a chair on a stage covered with cinder blocks, nails and razor wire, a PA announcer would say "Edie Brickell still lives!" at which point, Rollins would hurl himself onto the stage, beating his body against all the bricks and nails and razors until he collapsed into a bloody, sweaty heap on the stage. Then the PA announcer would shout, "But she still lives!", which would cause Rollins to pick himself up off the stage and do it all over again.


The I know it looks like I pee when I sing girl?

I don't get it.

Rollins hate her or something?
 
2014-01-27 07:43:17 AM  
He wants to be humiliated with a bag over his head...

www.thefrankiepaceshow.com

been done.
 
2014-01-27 08:17:07 AM  
Has anyone seen a photo of him in the last year that doesn't scream out "guy with terrible body odor"?  I just get the feeling that sitting next to him would cause your gag reflex to fire - and that just isn't because of how crappy of an "actor" he is.
 
2014-01-27 08:35:01 AM  
If you are stealing ideas from Uwe Boll, you are indeed farked.
 
2014-01-27 09:26:41 AM  

penthesilea: Maria Anramovic


just read up on this person, having never heard of her before.

what a load of unmitigated horseshiat.  the performance art equivalent of painting a black dot on a white background and selling it for thousands of dollars - otherwise known as "i have no talent except for convincing people that I have talent".

hell, she is more like Shia than I realized.
 
2014-01-27 09:31:51 AM  

frepnog: what a load of unmitigated horseshiat. the performance art equivalent of painting a black dot on a white background and selling it for thousands of dollars - otherwise known as "i have no talent except for convincing people that I have talent".



I don't know, letting random peopel to anythingt hey want to you for 6 or so hours is pretty gutsy. Seeing as she did it in the 70's and was probably the first, I am ok with the lable art.

Here current "art", you have a point.
 
2014-01-27 09:38:21 AM  

liam76: I don't know, letting random people to anything hey want to you for 6 or so hours is pretty gutsy. Seeing as she did it in the 70's and was probably the first, I am ok with the label art.


Hey, I am not saying it wasn't gutsy.  I probably wouldn't have the nerve to do that.  I am just saying it was shiat.  We really push the boundaries of what we call "art" these days, but seriously?

the biatch took a catatonia pill and freaked out for awhile and then took another pill that basically put her out and called it art.  she set a star on fire, cut her nails and hair and threw it in the fire and then jumped thru the star, knocking herself out and called it art.  she sat in a chair and allowed others to sit across from her.

the emperor has no clothes, just a jar full of piss with a crucifix in it.
 
2014-01-27 09:41:33 AM  

frepnog: liam76: I don't know, letting random people to anything hey want to you for 6 or so hours is pretty gutsy. Seeing as she did it in the 70's and was probably the first, I am ok with the label art.

Hey, I am not saying it wasn't gutsy.  I probably wouldn't have the nerve to do that.  I am just saying it was shiat.  We really push the boundaries of what we call "art" these days, but seriously?

the biatch took a catatonia pill and freaked out for awhile and then took another pill that basically put her out and called it art.  she set a star on fire, cut her nails and hair and threw it in the fire and then jumped thru the star, knocking herself out and called it art.  she sat in a chair and allowed others to sit across from her.

the emperor has no clothes, just a jar full of piss with a crucifix in it.


These days? It was the 70's.

I am not at all impressed by her other stuff, but I am ok with the lable of art to allowing strngers to fark with you for a few hours.

to each their own...
 
2014-01-27 09:49:35 AM  

liam76: These days? It was the 70's.


that particular display was in the 70's, but she is still an active performance artist so I don't think I misspoke.
 
2014-01-27 09:51:58 AM  

frepnog: liam76: These days? It was the 70's.

that particular display was in the 70's, but she is still an active performance artist so I don't think I misspoke.


Fair enough, and I agree with her stuff these days being garbage.
 
2014-01-27 09:53:16 AM  

Savage Belief: I would not be interested in abusing Shia for his plagarism. It would be better if no one showed at all. Demonstrating to him how little we care.


This.
 
2014-01-27 10:08:07 AM  

LZeitgeist: Savage Belief: I would not be interested in abusing Shia for his plagarism. It would be better if no one showed at all. Demonstrating to him how little we care.

This.


where are those bears, because those farkers are repeating.

kinda like that episode of reno 911 with Kenny Rodgers, when no one showed up to his event.
 
2014-01-27 11:02:06 AM  

cryinoutloud: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: This is mental illness disguised as art. He needs help, and I feel bad for laughing earlier.
He's Amanda Bynes with a different angle.

I'm starting to think there's actually something wrong with him too.



Add me to the list of those who suspect he's just a more famous Amanda Bynes.
 
2014-01-27 11:11:24 AM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Add me to the list of those who suspect he's just a more famous Amanda Bynes.


not really, at least on the "more famous" part.  well, maybe in china or something where those transformers movies REALLY cleaned up.

I think he is more a "star" that is rapidly falling ala Michael Cera and is trying to keep his name out there before he fades entirely and can't get hired for Tide commercials.
 
2014-01-27 12:05:33 PM  

frepnog: liam76: These days? It was the 70's.

that particular display was in the 70's, but she is still an active performance artist so I don't think I misspoke.


True, but the specific example you were referring to was from the 70s. You gave no indication to that point that you were commenting on her career to the present.

I'm curious -- is there anything that's classified as "performance art" that you consider to be legitimately called "art" or not shiat? Or is it the very idea of such a genre that offends your sensibilities? What about conceptual art?
 
2014-01-27 12:38:13 PM  

DrBenway: I'm curious -- is there anything that's classified as "performance art" that you consider to be legitimately called "art" or not shiat? Or is it the very idea of such a genre that offends your sensibilities? What about conceptual art?


heh.  the genre doesn't offend me.  i just think that if the piece in question is something I could reproduce with little or no effort, I have a hard time calling it art.  i could not paint a picasso copy and have it look anything like picasso's work.  i could set a table up with crap on it and let people abuse me for six hours.  i could not sculpt a copy of venus.  i could masturbate under some floorboards.

yeah, i get the "but you didn't have the idea to DO it" thing.

the emperor still has no clothes.
 
2014-01-27 01:21:14 PM  

awhitehouse: Has anyone seen a photo of him in the last year that doesn't scream out "guy with terrible body odor"?  I just get the feeling that sitting next to him would cause your gag reflex to fire - and that just isn't because of how crappy of an "actor" he is.


I don't know about that, but his performances in Indiana Jones and Transformers movies surely made me gag.
 
2014-01-27 01:23:43 PM  

frepnog: DrBenway: I'm curious -- is there anything that's classified as "performance art" that you consider to be legitimately called "art" or not shiat? Or is it the very idea of such a genre that offends your sensibilities? What about conceptual art?

heh.  the genre doesn't offend me.  i just think that if the piece in question is something I could reproduce with little or no effort, I have a hard time calling it art.  i could not paint a picasso copy and have it look anything like picasso's work.  i could set a table up with crap on it and let people abuse me for six hours.  i could not sculpt a copy of venus.  i could masturbate under some floorboards.

yeah, i get the "but you didn't have the idea to DO it" thing.

the emperor still has no clothes.


frepnog: Hey, I am not saying it wasn't gutsy. I probably wouldn't have the nerve to do that.

 
2014-01-27 01:31:41 PM  

liam76: frepnog: DrBenway: I'm curious -- is there anything that's classified as "performance art" that you consider to be legitimately called "art" or not shiat? Or is it the very idea of such a genre that offends your sensibilities? What about conceptual art?

heh.  the genre doesn't offend me.  i just think that if the piece in question is something I could reproduce with little or no effort, I have a hard time calling it art.  i could not paint a picasso copy and have it look anything like picasso's work.  i could set a table up with crap on it and let people abuse me for six hours.  i could not sculpt a copy of venus.  i could masturbate under some floorboards.

yeah, i get the "but you didn't have the idea to DO it" thing.

the emperor still has no clothes.

frepnog: Hey, I am not saying it wasn't gutsy. I probably wouldn't have the nerve to do that.


having the nerve to actually do it is one thing.  having the ability to set up a table with stuff on it and allow people to abuse me in the name of art would be simple enough.

in other words - I COULD take a shiat on the floor while in the checkout line at the supermarket.  I am fully capable of dropping a deuce. I probably don't have the nerve to actually DO it.

being fearless doesn't make you talented.

saw a video on Tosh once of a woman that nonchalantly squatted in an aisle in a supermarket, shat, stood and left.

was it art?  it is suspiciously similar to things this chick has done.

the emperor still has no clothes.
 
2014-01-27 01:41:04 PM  

frepnog: DrBenway: I'm curious -- is there anything that's classified as "performance art" that you consider to be legitimately called "art" or not shiat? Or is it the very idea of such a genre that offends your sensibilities? What about conceptual art?

heh.  the genre doesn't offend me.  i just think that if the piece in question is something I could reproduce with little or no effort, I have a hard time calling it art.  i could not paint a picasso copy and have it look anything like picasso's work.  i could set a table up with crap on it and let people abuse me for six hours.  i could not sculpt a copy of venus.  i could masturbate under some floorboards.


So it doesn't offend you, you just think it has no legitimacy as a genre. Or "they" rather, since you do seem to be mashing in all conceptual art, too. Got it.

yeah, i get the "but you didn't have the idea to DO it" thing.

Apparently not.

the emperor still has no clothes.

Yes, so you said. But that wasn't the emperor, that was Jennifer Shahade, playing chess with Marcel Duchamp.
 
2014-01-27 01:56:34 PM  

DrBenway: So it doesn't offend you, you just think it has no legitimacy as a genre. Or "they" rather, since you do seem to be mashing in all conceptual art, too. Got it.


meh.  if people are dumb enough to give an attention whore what she craves, who am I to judge?

DrBenway: Apparently not.


I have an idea to pop a viagra, run naked thru the mall and then jack off on the sunglass hut girl.  is it art or insanity?  pretty sure no one has done it before.  not sure I have the nerve.  maybe I should start a kickstarter and get it crowd funded?  i can claim it is a brilliant study on male sexual repression.  bet I could get it funded within a week, depending on the goal.  I figure 50 grand or so should cover it.  if I do it in blackface i could probably get twice that.  Having 100 grand would go along way toward giving me the nerve.  DO YOU GET THE F#CKING POINT?

DrBenway:
Yes, so you said. But that wasn't the emperor, that was Jennifer Shahade, playing chess with Marcel Duchamp.

wut
 
2014-01-27 03:26:18 PM  

frepnog: DrBenway: So it doesn't offend you, you just think it has no legitimacy as a genre. Or "they" rather, since you do seem to be mashing in all conceptual art, too. Got it.

meh.  if people are dumb enough to give an attention whore what she craves, who am I to judge?


Except in Fark threads, right?

DrBenway: Apparently not.

I have an idea to pop a viagra, run naked thru the mall and then jack off on the sunglass hut girl.  is it art or insanity?  pretty sure no one has done it before.  not sure I have the nerve.  maybe I should start a kickstarter and get it crowd funded?  i can claim it is a brilliant study on male sexual repression.  bet I could get it funded within a week, depending on the goal.  I figure 50 grand or so should cover it.  if I do it in blackface i could probably get twice that.  Having 100 grand would go along way toward giving me the nerve.  DO YOU GET THE F#CKING POINT?


Oh, let's say I get a point, though I suspect it's not one you'd much like.

DrBenway: Yes, so you said. But that wasn't the emperor, that was Jennifer Shahade, playing chess with Marcel Duchamp.

wut


Perhaps it's time for you to put your clothes back on now. How would that be?
 
2014-01-27 04:00:50 PM  
advice to Shia: go into obscurity for 5 years or so and then wait for Tarantino to write the perfect part for you.  Then after that, be genuinely humble for once in your life.
 
2014-01-27 07:27:08 PM  

The Flexecutioner: advice to Shia: go into obscurity for 5 years or so and then wait for Tarantino to write the perfect part for you.  Then after that, be genuinely humble for once in your life.


Will he need to become a Scientologist, too?
 
2014-01-27 09:35:59 PM  

syrynxx: Here's the dialog while you're humiliating him:

No no no no no no no no no


Relevant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-LTLRMza40
 
2014-01-28 07:36:07 AM  

fusillade762: The Flexecutioner: advice to Shia: go into obscurity for 5 years or so and then wait for Tarantino to write the perfect part for you.  Then after that, be genuinely humble for once in your life.

Will he need to become a Scientologist, too?


haha...
 
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