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(Daily Mail)   Meet the ladies of Arpaio's Estrella who have the privilege of being on America's only female chain gang. Hear the songs that were written just for them to sing, see their artful choreography in the wretched life of a lonely heart oh ohhhh ohhh   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2014-01-26 05:02:43 PM  
America's only female chain gang?

So that must have been the one Chrissie Hynde was at, eh?
 
2014-01-26 06:13:57 PM  

quatchi: America's only female chain gang?

So that must have been the one Chrissie Hynde was at, eh?


Well played.

Also, put them to work so at least they'll have a useful trade skill when they get out.

/I mean, aside from cleaning hotel rooms.
 
2014-01-26 06:14:35 PM  
Artfully choreographed Mexican donkey porn, coming right up.
 
2014-01-26 06:18:49 PM  

K3rmy: Artfully choreographed Mexican donkey porn, coming right up.


imageshack.com
 
2014-01-26 06:20:00 PM  

skinink: K3rmy: Artfully choreographed Mexican donkey porn, coming right up.

[imageshack.com image 650x488]


Wow. I think the real story here is that someone is still using Windows 95 OSR 2.
 
2014-01-26 06:21:19 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk


fap fap fap
 
2014-01-26 06:22:51 PM  
Equality!
 
2014-01-26 06:24:12 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's not entirely true.  I've seen women picking up trash in county oranges in suburban Atlanta.
 
2014-01-26 06:29:42 PM  
Getting a kick out of this

i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-26 06:34:52 PM  
He had it coming?

/got nothin'
 
2014-01-26 06:36:14 PM  
unthinkable acts of torture such as leaving a naked man bound and at the mercy of a suckling calf for hours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpfeKj0xkSo
 
2014-01-26 06:41:26 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: He had it coming?

/got nothin'


p.s.,

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-26 06:44:50 PM  
Hoping for this...
moviemishmashpodcast.com
...but got this.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-26 06:46:51 PM  
Oh for pete's sake...

Do I have to do everything around here....

All day long they're singing
Ooh, aah, ooh, aah
Ooh, aah, ooh, aah
(Well, don't you know)
That's the sound of women
Working on the chain gang
That's the sound of women
Working on the chain gang...

All day long they work so hard
'Til the sun is going down
Working on the highway and byways
And wearing, wearing a frown
You hear them moaning their lives away
Then you hear somebody say...


/Sam Cooke and I are very disappointed with you :-(
//Well, Sam's ghost & I, anyway...
 
2014-01-26 06:55:11 PM  

ronaprhys: quatchi: America's only female chain gang?

So that must have been the one Chrissie Hynde was at, eh?

Well played.

Also, put them to work so at least they'll have a useful trade skill when they get out.

/I mean, aside from cleaning besides stealing from hotel rooms.

 
2014-01-26 06:56:11 PM  
for a photographer, she sure has a problem identifying "9 feet away"... I think she meant "with 9 feet of chain between them"
 
2014-01-26 06:56:37 PM  
couple of 'em looked like 'security risks'..... worthy of ....  closer scrutiny.
 
2014-01-26 07:08:15 PM  
This is sick.  Straight up farked up sick.

These aren't prison inmates, these are inmates in jail.

You don't have to be convicted of anything to be in jail, you can be there while held on trial, you can be there for DUI, you can be there for driving while brown.

I have no illusions that most of these women are guilty as all fark, but the fact remains that some of them may NOT be guilty as hell, so treating them like already convicted felons is just wrong.

Not to mention that even supermax female inmates aren't put out on the goddamn chain gang.

Only in Maricopa County.
 
2014-01-26 07:09:45 PM  
That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. ... What's your dirt doin' in his ditch?

~i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-26 07:12:49 PM  
Reminds me of that 80s movie "Reform School Girls". There's a scene where they're doing chain gang stuff.
 
2014-01-26 07:14:04 PM  

mjjt: Getting a kick out of this


Getting NO kick from this.

FTFY via mobile
 
2014-01-26 07:14:08 PM  
Are there no copy editors at the Mail any more? I counted three mismatched subject-verb numbers, one incorrect verb tense, one incorrect gender, and a Shatner comma.
 
2014-01-26 07:15:49 PM  

Rreal: This is sick.  Straight up farked up sick.

These aren't prison inmates, these are inmates in jail.

You don't have to be convicted of anything to be in jail, you can be there while held on trial, you can be there for DUI, you can be there for driving while brown.

I have no illusions that most of these women are guilty as all fark, but the fact remains that some of them may NOT be guilty as hell, so treating them like already convicted felons is just wrong.

Not to mention that even supermax female inmates aren't put out on the goddamn chain gang.

Only in Maricopa County.


The article says it's a prison.
 
2014-01-26 07:17:40 PM  

Skirl Hutsenreiter: Are there no copy editors at the Mail any more? I counted three mismatched subject-verb numbers, one incorrect verb tense, one incorrect gender, and a Shatner comma.


What we have here is a failure to communicate.
 
2014-01-26 07:18:34 PM  

Skirl Hutsenreiter: Are there no copy editors at the Mail any more? I counted three mismatched subject-verb numbers, one incorrect verb tense, one incorrect gender, and a Shatner comma.


I was not aware of a grammitacal rule called a "Shatner comma". If you're gping to be a grammar nazi, try not to make shiat up.
 
2014-01-26 07:18:37 PM  
The crack and meth dealer revealed shocking tales of brutality meted out to those she believed had wronged her, including unthinkable acts of torture such as leaving a naked man bound and at the mercy of a suckling calf for hours.


wat
 
2014-01-26 07:18:58 PM  

evil saltine: Rreal: This is sick.  Straight up farked up sick.

These aren't prison inmates, these are inmates in jail.

You don't have to be convicted of anything to be in jail, you can be there while held on trial, you can be there for DUI, you can be there for driving while brown.

I have no illusions that most of these women are guilty as all fark, but the fact remains that some of them may NOT be guilty as hell, so treating them like already convicted felons is just wrong.

Not to mention that even supermax female inmates aren't put out on the goddamn chain gang.

Only in Maricopa County.

The article says it's a prison.


FTFA:
They have come to Estrella Jail for an assortment of crimes, from murder to drugs charges, but while outsiders may see the chain gangs as a degrading punishment, for the inmates it is seen as a reward. 

Notice? Jail, not prison. Jails are largely administrated at the county level,  Prisons by either the state or the Federal government, hence the term FPMITAP, or "Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison".
 
2014-01-26 07:21:06 PM  

RoyBatty: unthinkable acts of torture such as leaving a naked man bound and at the mercy of a suckling calf for hours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpfeKj0xkSo


The insect repellant salesman just wouldn't take no for an answer, so the farmer finally offered a bargain. If the salesman could spend a night outdoors wearing the repellant tied to a chair naked without getting any insect bites, the farmer would buy the product.

The next morning the farmer emerged to find the bound salesman looking exhausted and in terrible shape.  "Didn't work, huh?" the farmer asked.  The salesman replied, "Not a single mosquito got me - but doesn't that damn calf have a mother?"
 
2014-01-26 07:21:24 PM  

Rreal: evil saltine: Rreal: This is sick.  Straight up farked up sick.

These aren't prison inmates, these are inmates in jail.

You don't have to be convicted of anything to be in jail, you can be there while held on trial, you can be there for DUI, you can be there for driving while brown.

I have no illusions that most of these women are guilty as all fark, but the fact remains that some of them may NOT be guilty as hell, so treating them like already convicted felons is just wrong.

Not to mention that even supermax female inmates aren't put out on the goddamn chain gang.

Only in Maricopa County.

The article says it's a prison.

FTFA:
They have come to Estrella Jail for an assortment of crimes, from murder to drugs charges, but while outsiders may see the chain gangs as a degrading punishment, for the inmates it is seen as a reward. 

Notice? Jail, not prison. Jails are largely administrated at the county level,  Prisons by either the state or the Federal government, hence the term FPMITAP, or "Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison".


"Chained together, with only 9ft of space between them, the inmates in Sheriff Joe Arpaio's notorious prison, shuffle on to a waiting bus."
 
2014-01-26 07:21:33 PM  

boozel: The crack and meth dealer revealed shocking tales of brutality meted out to those she believed had wronged her, including unthinkable acts of torture such as leaving a naked man bound and at the mercy of a suckling calf for hours.

wat


Well, he said he wanted her to give him a beej. He just wasn't specific about the delivery method.
 
2014-01-26 07:26:22 PM  

Savage Belief: Skirl Hutsenreiter: Are there no copy editors at the Mail any more? I counted three mismatched subject-verb numbers, one incorrect verb tense, one incorrect gender, and a Shatner comma.

I was not aware of a grammitacal rule called a "Shatner comma". If you're gping to be a grammar nazi, try not to make shiat up.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shatner%20commas

It's a,  perfectly, cromulent comma.
 
2014-01-26 07:27:12 PM  
Kinda shocked at the lack of Arpaio hate in the thread.  Perhaps I just need to be more patient.
 
2014-01-26 07:30:19 PM  

Rreal: This is sick.  Straight up farked up sick.

These aren't prison inmates, these are inmates in jail.

You don't have to be convicted of anything to be in jail, you can be there while held on trial, you can be there for DUI, you can be there for driving while brown.

I have no illusions that most of these women are guilty as all fark, but the fact remains that some of them may NOT be guilty as hell, so treating them like already convicted felons is just wrong.

Not to mention that even supermax female inmates aren't put out on the goddamn chain gang.

Only in Maricopa County.


That's a fair and valid point, but note:  you can most certainly be convicted and sentenced to time in a county lock up.  It will generally happen for sentences of less than a year or so.
 
2014-01-26 07:32:49 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I'm pretty sure that's not entirely true.  I've seen women picking up trash in county oranges in suburban Atlanta.


Were they chained together like the inmates in the article?
 
2014-01-26 07:33:21 PM  

mjjt: Getting a kick out of this


The Camp Town Ladies??!?
 
2014-01-26 07:37:01 PM  

Skirl Hutsenreiter: Are there no copy editors at the Mail any more? I counted three mismatched subject-verb numbers, one incorrect verb tense, one incorrect gender, and a Shatner comma.


I emailed them about it once. They responded with,
"Thank you for your email and for taking the time to write with your thoughts.
It may be helpful for you to know we work to extremely tight deadlines here at the MailOnline, and this can, at times, leave room for human error. We also follow a specific in-house style.
However, I will be sure to pass your comments on to our editor for his review."

I caught 7 when I emailed them.
I just don't think they give a shiat.
 
2014-01-26 07:42:44 PM  
 
2014-01-26 07:43:20 PM  
"Taking it off, Boss"
Obscure? Not really.
 
2014-01-26 07:45:04 PM  
The comments section is an unmitigated cavalcade of stupidity.
 
2014-01-26 07:49:59 PM  
I didn't realize a suckling calf was so dangerous.
 
2014-01-26 07:53:15 PM  

DuudeStanky: Skirl Hutsenreiter: Are there no copy editors at the Mail any more? I counted three mismatched subject-verb numbers, one incorrect verb tense, one incorrect gender, and a Shatner comma.

I emailed them about it once. They responded with,
"Thank you for your email and for taking the time to write with your thoughts.
It may be helpful for you to know we work to extremely tight deadlines here at the MailOnline, and this can, at times, leave room for human error. We also follow a specific in-house style.
However, I will be sure to pass your comments on to our editor for his review."

I caught 7 when I emailed them.
I just don't think they give a shiat.


Not giving a shiat is their style.
 
2014-01-26 07:57:48 PM  

kombat_unit: Kinda shocked at the lack of Arpaio hate in the thread.  Perhaps I just need to be more patient.


More and more, I think people are just concluding that Arizona is some kind of performance art.
If hipsters want to shove yams up their ass out in the middle of some god-forsaken desert, who am I to be critical?
 
2014-01-26 07:58:08 PM  
www.contamination.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
 
2014-01-26 08:04:28 PM  
Article fails for not including photos of the women showering. And making out.

/why yes, I am a pervert...why do you ask?
 
2014-01-26 08:04:46 PM  
For the longest time...
 
2014-01-26 08:17:17 PM  
Seeing a bunch of females in chains? There's a lot of porn sites who would pay big money for that.
 
2014-01-26 08:20:34 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Savage Belief: Skirl Hutsenreiter: Are there no copy editors at the Mail any more? I counted three mismatched subject-verb numbers, one incorrect verb tense, one incorrect gender, and a Shatner comma.

I was not aware of a grammitacal rule called a "Shatner comma". If you're gping to be a grammar nazi, try not to make shiat up.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shatner%20commas

It's a,  perfectly, cromulent comma.


As the original source for "Shatner comma" I'm absurdly proud that it's made its way into Urban Dictionary.

However, I only use it specifically for a comma placed inexplicably between the subject and verb - as in the very first sentence of TFA.  I noticed a trend where it was happening more and more often, especially after an introductory adverbial clause.  It's like the writer felt that the sentence was long enough to need a comma somewhere, and, for lack of a better idea, randomly dropped one in absolutely the worst place in the sentence.
 
2014-01-26 08:23:14 PM  
The problem with Sherrif Joe is that he is such an asshole that he taints every good idea, good initiative, or even good callback (of which this is one).

Rreal: Not to mention that even supermax female inmates aren't put out on the goddamn chain gang.

 9/10 on the trolling.  I'd have given you 10/10 but you went a little too far with this line.
 
2014-01-26 08:23:18 PM  
We need more chain gangs and work farms in this country. Improve infrastructure and get the felons out of their cells for a while. Win-win
 
2014-01-26 08:28:55 PM  

Kit Fister: We need more chain gangs and work farms in this country. Improve infrastructure and get the felons out of their cells for a while. Win-win


Let's also bring back floggings and the rack, hot irons, and good old fashioned rape.

assets.sbnation.com
 
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