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(TMZ)   Usher flies to Panama to hold an intervention for Justin Bieber. Well, at least neither will be around to ruin the Grammy Awards this evening   (tmz.com) divider line 44
    More: Followup, Justin Bieber, Panama, Scooter Braun, Grammy, TMZ  
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2014-01-26 04:58:05 PM  
Pray for Usher
 
2014-01-26 04:59:45 PM  
So who's going to seat everyone at the awards show? Oh, "Usher" is like the name of a person. I guess "Valet" would be too uppity.
 
2014-01-26 05:21:53 PM  
Huh... Usher's really hard up for work since Heidi Klum left him I guess.
 
2014-01-26 05:25:31 PM  
What's the Omarion situation?
 
2014-01-26 05:25:35 PM  

TEA-PARTY-PATRIOT: Huh... Usher's really hard up for work since Heidi Klum left him I guess.


No, you're thinking of Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played Urkel in that beloved ABC sitcom, Full House...
 
2014-01-26 05:31:58 PM  
What in the hell is up with this manufactured bit of theater?
 
2014-01-26 05:32:42 PM  
"Justin, you wanna be a mllionaire, a billionaire, or broke?"

/keenan destroyed bieber on snl
 
2014-01-26 05:37:26 PM  
Biebers back to whoring in Panama.  Better places to whore than Panama.
 
2014-01-26 05:49:17 PM  

fearmongert: TEA-PARTY-PATRIOT: Huh... Usher's really hard up for work since Heidi Klum left him I guess.

No, you're thinking of Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played Urkel in that beloved ABC sitcom, Full House...


Is he still living with his Aunty and Uncle in Bel Aire?
 
2014-01-26 05:55:37 PM  
The fall of the speech of Usher.
 
2014-01-26 05:56:58 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: fearmongert: TEA-PARTY-PATRIOT: Huh... Usher's really hard up for work since Heidi Klum left him I guess.

No, you're thinking of Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played Urkel in that beloved ABC sitcom, Full House...

Is he still living with his Aunty and Uncle in Bel Aire?


Uncle Phil died man... too soon..., but we can always remember him as the guy that gave that Shawshank dude his redemption, as well as Driving that Daisy chick around...
 
2014-01-26 05:59:10 PM  
One of those rare times I wish Noriega was still around.
 
2014-01-26 05:59:31 PM  

theflatline: Biebers back to whoring in Panama.  Better places to whore than Panama.


There is never a better place to whore than Panama. .. ask mom...
 
2014-01-26 06:04:22 PM  

fearmongert: gravy chugging cretin.: fearmongert: TEA-PARTY-PATRIOT: Huh... Usher's really hard up for work since Heidi Klum left him I guess.

No, you're thinking of Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played Urkel in that beloved ABC sitcom, Full House...

Is he still living with his Aunty and Uncle in Bel Aire?

Uncle Phil died man... too soon..., but we can always remember him as the guy that gave that Shawshank dude his redemption, as well as Driving that Daisy chick around...


You're mistaken, Uncle Phil was never in either of those. He was the cop who was holding it down on the ground for Bruce Willis while he was up in the skyscraper kicking terrorist ass
 
2014-01-26 06:11:42 PM  

A. Snatchfold: fearmongert: gravy chugging cretin.: fearmongert: TEA-PARTY-PATRIOT: Huh... Usher's really hard up for work since Heidi Klum left him I guess.

No, you're thinking of Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played Urkel in that beloved ABC sitcom, Full House...

Is he still living with his Aunty and Uncle in Bel Aire?

Uncle Phil died man... too soon..., but we can always remember him as the guy that gave that Shawshank dude his redemption, as well as Driving that Daisy chick around...

You're mistaken, Uncle Phil was never in either of those. He was the cop who was holding it down on the ground for Bruce Willis while he was up in the skyscraper kicking terrorist ass


Bruce Willis is a myth...the onlynthong he did that was worth rememering was Lethal Weapon, or Mad Max, otherwise, he just hates Jews...
 
2014-01-26 06:12:24 PM  
... and my typing suxxx...
 
2014-01-26 06:13:33 PM  

theflatline: Biebers back to whoring in Panama.  Better places to whore than Panama.


He took his whore with him. so you all can post a bunch of pictures of that ugly guy if you want.

/Although she seems to have a killer body.
 
2014-01-26 06:40:39 PM  
Hopefully they won't let Bieber back into the US.
 
2014-01-26 06:45:15 PM  
Hopefully he gets cornholed by a donkey while he's there. (saw some documentary on that, supposedly it's pretty popular in certain parts of Panama and Colombia).
 
2014-01-26 06:45:39 PM  

fearmongert: TEA-PARTY-PATRIOT: Huh... Usher's really hard up for work since Heidi Klum left him I guess.

No, you're thinking of Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played Urkel in that beloved ABC sitcom, Full House...


He wasn't in Full House he was in House
 
2014-01-26 06:48:37 PM  
Usher has a lot of money invested in Bieber record sales. This is purely a financial move.
 
2014-01-26 06:53:00 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Hopefully he gets cornholed by a donkey while he's there. (saw some documentary on that, supposedly it's pretty popular in certain parts of Panama and Colombia).


I haven't used this in a while, but it seems appropriate

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-26 06:55:09 PM  
What that kid needs is a parental influence who won't sugarcoat shiat.  Walk in and lay the smackdown on that candy ass!  I don't care if it's wrong to hit women.  Bieber needs a beating!
 
2014-01-26 06:56:50 PM  
*Ursher
 
2014-01-26 07:01:54 PM  
roxytheaternorthampton.com

Not sure why they'd need an usher for this task.
 
2014-01-26 07:03:56 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: fearmongert: TEA-PARTY-PATRIOT: Huh... Usher's really hard up for work since Heidi Klum left him I guess.

No, you're thinking of Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played Urkel in that beloved ABC sitcom, Full House...

He wasn't in Full House he was in House


So, it was always lupus?
 
2014-01-26 07:15:18 PM  
My ode in code to the Marxist whiners in every Bieber thread:

class Person {
  function actLikeJackass() {
    global $me;
    if($this->income > $me->income) {
      $me->commenceMarxistWhining($this);
    } else {
      $me->rightOn($this);
    }
  }
}
 
2014-01-26 07:25:50 PM  
Well, at least neither will be around to ruin the Grammy Awards this evening

Wait wait wait. If Usher goes to Panama, who's going to show people to their seats?
 
2014-01-26 07:36:25 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Hopefully he gets cornholed by a donkey while he's there. (saw some documentary on that, supposedly it's pretty popular in certain parts of Panama and Colombia).


On the coast of Colombia and in Panama there are a group who like to bang female donkeys.   Colombians and costenos(coastal colombians) are basically the same people.
 
2014-01-26 07:49:10 PM  

theflatline: kling_klang_bed: Hopefully he gets cornholed by a donkey while he's there. (saw some documentary on that, supposedly it's pretty popular in certain parts of Panama and Colombia).

On the coast of Colombia and in Panama there are a group who like to bang female donkeys.   Colombians and costenos(coastal colombians) are basically the same people.


Panama used to be part of Colombia, after all.  Until we decided to build a canal and Colombia wouldn't play ball.  Though it's a BIT more complicated than that, as most things are.
 
2014-01-26 08:04:51 PM  
Ok, so maybe it's because I'm not a lawyer and I don't know what I'm talking about, but wasn't Bieber recently arrested? Now I'm assuming he's out on bail awaiting trial, but isn't it breaking terms of bail to leave the state, much less the country?
 
2014-01-26 08:24:26 PM  

fearmongert: TEA-PARTY-PATRIOT: Huh... Usher's really hard up for work since Heidi Klum left him I guess.

No, you're thinking of Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played Urkel in that beloved ABC sitcom, Full House...


Good one!
 
2014-01-26 08:25:56 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Ok, so maybe it's because I'm not a lawyer and I don't know what I'm talking about, but wasn't Bieber recently arrested? Now I'm assuming he's out on bail awaiting trial, but isn't it breaking terms of bail to leave the state, much less the country?


Depends what the judge set the terms to be.
 
2014-01-26 09:09:09 PM  
Somewhere I read that Bieber wants Usher to murder his vagina.
 
2014-01-26 10:12:06 PM  
So the Biebs hangs out with Blacks?

I think we can call him a thug, now.
 
2014-01-26 10:41:25 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-26 11:13:50 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: theflatline: kling_klang_bed: Hopefully he gets cornholed by a donkey while he's there. (saw some documentary on that, supposedly it's pretty popular in certain parts of Panama and Colombia).

On the coast of Colombia and in Panama there are a group who like to bang female donkeys.   Colombians and costenos(coastal colombians) are basically the same people.

Panama used to be part of Colombia, after all.  Until we decided to build a canal and Colombia wouldn't play ball.  Though it's a BIT more complicated than that, as most things are.


 I have a Colombian and Panamanian passport, and my Jewish gramps was in on the deal, so I might know a little bit about it.  Which is why Colombia now has San Andres and Provedencia...
 
2014-01-26 11:30:13 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Ok, so maybe it's because I'm not a lawyer and I don't know what I'm talking about, but wasn't Bieber recently arrested? Now I'm assuming he's out on bail awaiting trial, but isn't it breaking terms of bail to leave the state, much less the country?


Privilege, I guess, of the upper crust. If I had just a parking ticket pending, I'd be arrested at the airport. But then, I don't own my own plane. Or airport. And, yeah, maybe we can slam the border door on this annoyance once and for all.
 
2014-01-27 02:38:53 AM  
I guess Usher & The Cult still have hopes for some Bieber cash.
 
2014-01-27 02:59:21 AM  

legion_of_doo: So the Biebs hangs out with Blacks?

I think we can call him a thug, now.



Usher bought him outright about 5 years ago. In many ways, he's responsible for foisting this wannabe gangsta chump onto the world.

However, Canada deserves the lion's share of the blame.
 
2014-01-27 11:23:29 AM  
Nice to know that if I am ever in that judge's court on DUI, drag racing, drug use and resisting arrest I can expect to be set free to vacation in Panama.
 
2014-01-27 02:02:52 PM  

stoli n coke: legion_of_doo: So the Biebs hangs out with Blacks?

I think we can call him a thug, now.


Usher bought him outright about 5 years ago. In many ways, he's responsible for foisting this wannabe gangsta chump onto the world.

However, Canada deserves the lion's share of the blame.


I say that the State Department should use that in negotiations.  We have all sorts of little territorial and trade disputes with Canada.  Resolve them our way, or we declare the Biebs persona non grata and put him on a flight to Ottawa!
 
2014-01-27 04:36:35 PM  
Usher flies to Panama to have buttsecs with Justin Bieber. Well, at least neither will be around to ruin the Grammy Awards this evening, but they have each other.

/there, it's fixed!!!
 
2014-01-27 06:53:18 PM  

cryinoutloud: kling_klang_bed: Hopefully he gets cornholed by a donkey while he's there. (saw some documentary on that, supposedly it's pretty popular in certain parts of Panama and Colombia).

I haven't used this in a while, but it seems appropriate

[i.imgur.com image 400x295]


LOL!
The documentary in question (should you have the stomach and aren't afraid of injuring your forehead on your palm):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
 
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