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(ESPN)   When you miss the cut on a course you practically own, That's bad. When you miss the secondary cut, you probably should have gone with the Old Billy Beroo   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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1000 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Jan 2014 at 8:18 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-26 08:09:31 AM  
Damn, I could have shot 80.  Tiger is more muscled up, it's obvious he's juicing and his swing is like an unfolded lawn chair. He's got Ole Hosario.  It must be the woman.  Or maybe, just maybe, the golf gods are pissed and he's going to suffer mediocrity for the rest of his career.
 
2014-01-26 08:39:05 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn, I could have shot 80.  Tiger is more muscled up, it's obvious he's juicing and his swing is like an unfolded lawn chair. He's got Ole Hosario.  It must be the woman.  Or maybe, just maybe, the golf gods are pissed and he's going to suffer mediocrity for the rest of his career.


No... you couldn't have shot 80 on that set up. It was his first actual start of the year so I wouldn't be too worried.
 
2014-01-26 08:55:10 AM  
He kept forgetting which leg to limp on. Pretty damn lulzy.
 
2014-01-26 08:57:41 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn, I could have shot 80.  Tiger is more muscled up, it's obvious he's juicing and his swing is like an unfolded lawn chair. He's got Ole Hosario.  It must be the woman.  Or maybe, just maybe, the golf gods are pissed and he's going to suffer mediocrity for the rest of his career.


How is it obvious he's juicing? Have you ever played a sport? Ever some rigorous weight training for any reason?
 
2014-01-26 08:59:07 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn, I could have shot 80.  Tiger is more muscled up, it's obvious he's juicing and his swing is like an unfolded lawn chair. He's got Ole Hosario.  It must be the woman.  Or maybe, just maybe, the golf gods are pissed and he's going to suffer mediocrity for the rest of his career.

How is it obvious he's juicing? Have you ever played a sport? Ever some rigorous weight training for any reason?


His farking head is HUGE.
 
2014-01-26 08:59:09 AM  
Done*
 
2014-01-26 09:31:53 AM  
Oh, Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy!
 
2014-01-26 10:04:57 AM  
WELL??? WE'RE WAITING....
 
2014-01-26 10:07:37 AM  
Wake me up when any other pro golfer gets a greenlit thread for missing the cut, in any tournament.
 
2014-01-26 10:26:04 AM  

Gonz: Wake me up when any other pro golfer gets a greenlit thread for missing the cut, in any tournament.

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2014-01-26 10:27:01 AM  

MFAWG: He kept forgetting which leg to limp on. Pretty damn lulzy.


'Well, that could be a fractured ulna.  I'm afraid you'll have to forfeit.'
 
2014-01-26 05:09:03 PM  
ESPN has got to be in tears over this.  Fark them!  I was so tired of listening to morans yell at one another, years ago.
 
2014-01-27 02:00:04 AM  
I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick. That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system.
 
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