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(International Business Times)   Polluted roads found to be lowering the life expectancy of Scots. Added to national diet of grease and sugar, astonishing alcohol consumption and complete lack of exercise, that life expectancy will soon be measured in purely negative integers   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 23
    More: Sad, Natural Environment Research Council, Scotland, Friends of the Earth, solid fuel, private car, integers  
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2014-01-26 09:01:50 AM
The Scots have been genetically engineered to survive in harsh environments.
 
2014-01-26 09:03:44 AM
"suggests that very fine particulate pollution (PM2.5) was responsible for the deaths of 1,560 people in Scotland in 2008."

Oh really? Name them.
 
2014-01-26 09:09:00 AM

wildcardjack: "suggests that very fine particulate pollution (PM2.5) was responsible for the deaths of 1,560 people in Scotland in 2008."

Oh really? Name them.


Angus McTavish, Angus McDonald, Angus McDonnel, Angus McIntosh, Angus McAngus, . . .
 
2014-01-26 09:09:19 AM

wildcardjack: "suggests that very fine particulate pollution (PM2.5) was responsible for the deaths of 1,560 people in Scotland in 2008."

Oh really? Name them.


Will that help?
 
2014-01-26 09:15:55 AM
Did they mention the source of the pollution? I read the article twice, but I couldn't find any reference.
But then again, I'm Scottish, so it may be too late...
 
2014-01-26 09:18:50 AM
Not to mention the Scots' natural enemies

/Englishmen
//Welshmen
///Japanese
////Other Scots
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-26 09:26:46 AM
Angus had a little lamb, its fleece was black as coal.
 
2014-01-26 09:27:26 AM
But were they  true Scotsmen?
 
2014-01-26 09:47:44 AM
Not a big deal. Scotland exported its finest people years ago and their descendants have since populated many a wee hole in more fertile lands.
 
2014-01-26 09:57:51 AM
Well, to be fair they were colonized by wankers...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1tJJO_pVvQ
 
2014-01-26 09:59:21 AM
If you watch the apple story, you will witness a geek with great boobies
 
2014-01-26 11:14:48 AM
Did you happen to notice the gas they measured? Nitrous Oxide - laughing gas.
 
2014-01-26 11:19:17 AM
How about a pint and nice, hard boiled egg, wrapped in sausage meat, battered and deep fried?
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2014-01-26 11:32:57 AM
"suggests that very fine particulate pollution (PM2.5) was responsible for the deaths of 1,560 people in Scotland in 2008."

Which seems to be about two percent of the expected death rate for that country, over all causes.
 
2014-01-26 11:54:40 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Not to mention the Scots' natural enemies

/Englishmen
//Welshmen
///Japanese
////Other Scots


The Scots sure are a contentious people.
 
2014-01-26 12:12:29 PM

whither_apophis: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Not to mention the Scots' natural enemies

/Englishmen
//Welshmen
///Japanese
////Other Scots

The Scots sure are a contentious people.


theoccultsection.com
 
2014-01-26 12:45:04 PM
integer please
 
2014-01-26 12:46:58 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-26 03:38:07 PM
Eating Haggis will lower any one's life expectancy.
 
2014-01-26 04:05:25 PM

grimlock1972: Eating Insulting Haggis will lower any one's life expectancy.


There. Fixed it fur ye. Ye Gomerill!
 
2014-01-26 04:30:55 PM

Tillmaster: grimlock1972: Eating Insulting Haggis will lower any one's life expectancy.

There. Fixed it fur ye. Ye Gomerill!


*offers a fifth of scotch as an apology*
 
2014-01-26 04:44:14 PM
Well, subby, add to that: 'and being the most hung of the Europeans' and you got us down pat. (part Irish and Scottish)
 
2014-01-26 05:30:18 PM

grimlock1972: Tillmaster: grimlock1972: Eating Insulting Haggis will lower any one's life expectancy.

There. Fixed it fur ye. Ye Gomerill!

*offers a fifth of scotch as an apology*


Apology accepted (hiccup).
 
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