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(CBS Philadelphia)   When you're getting stopped and frisked by an officer, you probably don't want to hear the sound POP when they frisk your genitals   (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) divider line 68
    More: Scary, genitals, Philadelphia Police Department, stop and frisk, Civil Rights Act of 1964  
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2014-01-26 12:11:37 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I followed the link to the video.  The video is ONE HOUR LONG!  Jeebus.  How long did this squeezing take place?  Edit much?

Oh yea, now they're using furniture stores instead of Walgreen's medicine isle merchandise to name their offspring.   IKEA.  lol.

What did the perp do?  They kind of left those details out.   Let's see, he burglarized a home but should get out of jail free card since his nuts got squeezed.


You're not seriously suggesting it's ok for burglary SUSPECTS to have their testicles ruptured, are you?

Because that's what it sounds like you're suggesting.
 
2014-01-26 12:17:31 PM

steamingpile: What was he charged with? The article seems to purposefully dance around the charges so it seems the charges may be legitimate or completely idiotic like resisting arrest.

Either way he can stop committing crimes since he's gonna get paid after the lawsuit, right?


What charge justifies popping someone's testicles off? O.o
 
2014-01-26 12:32:24 PM
On another note; "Genital Squeeze" is a great name for a band.
 
2014-01-26 12:34:28 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2014-01-26 12:43:34 PM
Unless I am confused, using enough force during a pat down to rupture a man's privates would not be listed as acceptable behavior by the PD they work under on official documents.

Force each cop to get malpractice insurance, allow these abusive mooks to be personally liable, and they won't be cops anymore.

If there is a collective insurance police for the police force, or if it comes out of taxpayer dollars, stop helping psychopathic cops keep their job.

\For the record this was a contempt of cop fine for running away.
 
2014-01-26 01:15:13 PM
So what the Philly paper is reporting is that his mom got scared? I think I know where this straight A student is moving to.
 
2014-01-26 01:15:49 PM
All around Love Park, the copper chased the negro...
 
2014-01-26 01:18:29 PM
It always annoys me when they mention the guy is a "straight A student".  Let's focus on facts relevant to the case.  Straight F students wouldn't deserve to have their balls busted either.
 
2014-01-26 01:21:57 PM
Long article with no actual info....
 
2014-01-26 01:32:16 PM
so as the USA becomes nazi germany, why is nobody outraged?

Srsly...WTF?

/not american
//thank gawd every day
 
2014-01-26 02:17:07 PM

Dampfplauderer: IKEA ? Really ? Are parents moving from naming their kids after the furniture they were conceived on to the whole store ?


Anymore, I don't really care how folks picks their kids names.  Since many FARKers are anti religion, yet how many have named their kids Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter, James, Mary, or Ruth.  Really, the reason why some names are more accepted is simple, we know how to spell them.  You know how to spell Ikea and pronounce it, then what is the problem?
 
2014-01-26 03:28:19 PM

PunGent: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I followed the link to the video.  The video is ONE HOUR LONG!  Jeebus.  How long did this squeezing take place?  Edit much?

Oh yea, now they're using furniture stores instead of Walgreen's medicine isle merchandise to name their offspring.   IKEA.  lol.

What did the perp do?  They kind of left those details out.   Let's see, he burglarized a home but should get out of jail free card since his nuts got squeezed.

You're not seriously suggesting it's ok for burglary SUSPECTS to have their testicles ruptured, are you?

Because that's what it sounds like you're suggesting.



No,  I'm saying getting your nuts ruptured does not excuse your crime.   Lets handle those two crimes separately.
 
2014-01-26 03:47:58 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: PunGent: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I followed the link to the video.  The video is ONE HOUR LONG!  Jeebus.  How long did this squeezing take place?  Edit much?

Oh yea, now they're using furniture stores instead of Walgreen's medicine isle merchandise to name their offspring.   IKEA.  lol.

What did the perp do?  They kind of left those details out.   Let's see, he burglarized a home but should get out of jail free card since his nuts got squeezed.

You're not seriously suggesting it's ok for burglary SUSPECTS to have their testicles ruptured, are you?

Because that's what it sounds like you're suggesting.


No,  I'm saying getting your nuts ruptured does not excuse your crime.   Lets handle those two crimes separately.


And what exactly was this young mans "crime"?
 
2014-01-26 05:50:32 PM

Deathfrogg: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: PunGent: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I followed the link to the video.  The video is ONE HOUR LONG!  Jeebus.  How long did this squeezing take place?  Edit much?

Oh yea, now they're using furniture stores instead of Walgreen's medicine isle merchandise to name their offspring.   IKEA.  lol.

What did the perp do?  They kind of left those details out.   Let's see, he burglarized a home but should get out of jail free card since his nuts got squeezed.

You're not seriously suggesting it's ok for burglary SUSPECTS to have their testicles ruptured, are you?

Because that's what it sounds like you're suggesting.


No,  I'm saying getting your nuts ruptured does not excuse your crime.   Lets handle those two crimes separately.

And what exactly was this young mans "crime"?


Possession of two functional testicles.

Can't have the darkies breeding, can we?

Think also of how many tight white girls will be spared the enjoyment of his king-sized Snicker's bar.  A few more white boys will finally have a chance.
 
2014-01-26 06:37:09 PM
I've been known to be a little racist now and then...but even I can smell the bullshiat here.  Philadelphia has an unconstitutional stop and frisk policy, as outlined in the article.  This sounds like a case of Arrested while black; they just happened to nail a kid that is getting good grades at a charter school going to a basketball game and busted one of his balls during the frisk.

Hope this kid gets paiiiiiid.

/hate cops more than my stereotypes
 
2014-01-26 06:44:23 PM

steamingpile: Marcus Aurelius: How is it you can be minding your own business one minute, a perfectly law abiding citizen, and the next minute your balls are busted and you're under arrest?

I knew Philly cops were as dirty as the day is long, but this isn't justice.  This is Thug Life, where the cops are the thugs.

Well they claimed it was for wearing "head coverings" which some articles say was scarves around everything but their eyes and running.


Plus he's blah.
 
2014-01-26 07:00:43 PM

lemonysprite: steamingpile: What was he charged with? The article seems to purposefully dance around the charges so it seems the charges may be legitimate or completely idiotic like resisting arrest.

Either way he can stop committing crimes since he's gonna get paid after the lawsuit, right?

What charge justifies popping someone's testicles off? O.o


Oh nothing what's troubling is they say he never complained or said he was in pain.
 
2014-01-26 07:51:46 PM

steamingpile: lemonysprite: steamingpile: What was he charged with? The article seems to purposefully dance around the charges so it seems the charges may be legitimate or completely idiotic like resisting arrest.

Either way he can stop committing crimes since he's gonna get paid after the lawsuit, right?

What charge justifies popping someone's testicles off? O.o

Oh nothing what's troubling is they say he never complained or said he was in pain.


Oh, THEY say.

Ummmhmmm
 
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