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(Some Guy)   The RNC presidential straw poll is here,featuring the fresh, new voices and rising stars of the Republican party such as: Condi Rice, Allen West, and of course, RON PAUL   (fitsnews.com ) divider line
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2014-01-26 12:46:01 PM  
5 votes:

x23: shastacola: Condi Rice is pro choice,which I think makes her a devil worshiping slut in Republicanland.

preeeeetty sure she is a "confirmed bachelorette" if you know what i'm saying. you know... like "has a roommate".


She has the taint of Bush about her, that's for sure.
2014-01-26 09:11:03 AM  
5 votes:
Paul/West 2016.  Do it Republicans! How could they ever lose???
2014-01-26 11:12:19 AM  
4 votes:
Allen West is a pathetic clown - but do I believe we need someone with the discipline and leadership skills brought by military service, so I voted for Gen. Eric Republican.
2014-01-26 10:39:24 AM  
4 votes:
I can still see the eraser marks on the web page where the former governor of Virginia was. Something happen?
2014-01-26 01:37:30 PM  
2 votes:
So, a former National Security Adviser who had the greatest national security failure since Pearl Harbor on her watch, and who has never held elected office.

A guy who was thrown out of the Army in disgrace, held one term in Congress and lost his re-election bid, and was fired from his most recent civilian job for making anti-Semitic slurs to a Jewish co-worker.

...and RON PAUL.
2014-01-26 09:58:46 AM  
2 votes:
Those potential candidates are FAR too liberal to ever deliver the true conservative message that Americans are waiting for. Damn RINOs
2014-01-26 09:59:00 PM  
1 vote:

Don't Troll Me Bro!: KarmicDisaster: I want them to run Walker. Mainly so that we will be rid of him here in Wisconsin, but also for the lols, he has so many skeletons in the closet it would provide almost unlimited amusement. Plus he is so photogenic. Did you know that they forbit cameras at angles that might catch his bald spot?

They do allow them to a certain angle, but they must be far below him so you can't see his bald spot.  It's kinda pathetic.  A significant percentage of men his age have less hair than him, with far less stressful job histories, and most show some amount of hair loss/thinning, yet he's worried someone will see his bald spot.
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And of course by "forbit" I  meant "forbid"

turns out that Walker's bald spot has it's own FB pages, for example see https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=2011095289214
2014-01-26 04:45:37 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, look at all the 'black friends' they have! I'm surprised they're not also running Alan Keyes.
2014-01-26 04:37:16 PM  
1 vote:
The 3 candidates I selected were:

Rick Perry

Sarah Palin

What's the third one there? Let's see...   I would go with Perry, Palin, and, let's see. I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry. Oops.
2014-01-26 03:05:57 PM  
1 vote:
Finally, we have the so-called "whack-a-doodles" - fiscally conservative, pro-free market, pro-liberty voters who for the most part have aligned themselves with the Tea Party movement,

That word ... I don't think they mean ...

No wait, let me edit.

Finally, we have the so-called "whack-a-doodles" - fiscally conservative, pro-free market, pro-liberty voters who for the most part have aligned themselves with the Tea Party movement,

Those words ...
2014-01-26 02:59:16 PM  
1 vote:
I will not have the achievements of Allen West disparaged in this way. Please give him his proper title: Allen West, war criminal. He earned it.
2014-01-26 02:58:13 PM  
1 vote:
The RNC presidential straw poll is here,featuring the fresh, new voices and rising stars of the Republican party such as: Condi Rice, Allen West, and of course, RON PAUL

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2014-01-26 01:58:24 PM  
1 vote:
 Don't forget the Canadian who wants to turn the U.S. into a christian theocracy.
2014-01-26 01:50:46 PM  
1 vote:

Richard C Stanford: Wow. The Republicans are splintering like the Whigs or the Democrats after the Civil War. Well, hopefully.
I think we should create a joke candidate that's the most insanely right wing person conceivable and field him as a candidate. Got any ideas for a platform?


CSB:  I saw a guy wearing a "Ted Nugent for President, 2016" shirt last summer.  It was the same colors and theme as the "Hope" shirt sold by Obama during the 2008 election cycle.  Of course, this guy was at the country music stage at Taste of Madison, drunk as sh*t, and it wasn't even 2PM yet.

Nugent would be a hoot.
2014-01-26 01:28:37 PM  
1 vote:
I heard on NPR this morning that Senator McCain had been branded as a liberal by the Arizona GOP.  It reminded of shooting a hole in the bottom of a boat while trying to kill a "snake."  Which turns out to be a fuel line...
2014-01-26 12:30:54 PM  
1 vote:
2 out of three of those are black. Clearly, the GOP isn't racist.
2014-01-26 12:20:58 PM  
1 vote:

suebhoney: I have plenty of unused email accounts to for this poll, so, I chose...

Ted Cruz
Sarah Palin
Rick Santorum

/libbiest lib that ever libbed



That's exactly the three nutjobs I picked too.
2014-01-26 11:15:42 AM  
1 vote:
I voted for Sarah because with just a bit of encouragement she'll start making policy statements that sound like a playmate profile.  I want to be a vegetarian because I like children
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2014-01-26 10:57:44 AM  
1 vote:

markfara: You do realize that if the Republicans manage to hack up someone with a moderate degree of charisma, we could all very easily be f*cked.


Solution: don't run Hillary
2014-01-26 10:55:52 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: U.S. Sen. Kelly Ayotte (New Hampshire), former Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. John Bolton, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, former pizza mogul and 2012 presidential candidate Herman Cain, neurosurgeon and author Ben Carson, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (Texas), former Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, Ohio Gov. John Kasich, U.S. Rep. Peter King (New York), New Mexico Gov. Susana Martinez, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, U.S. Sen. Rand Paul (Kentucky), former U.S. Rep. Ron Paul, former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence, Texas Gov. Rick Perry, U.S. Sen. Rob Portman (Ohio), former Secretary of State Condi Rice, U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio (Florida), Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval, former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum, U.S. Sen. Tim Scott (S.C.), U.S. Sen. John Thune (S.D.), Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker and former U.S. Rep. Allen West (Florida).

Shiat...they're all the same person.
2014-01-26 10:43:15 AM  
1 vote:
Hey.. to the new crop of trolls...

DId you know if you say Guillible really slowly it rhymes with orange?  Check it out.
2014-01-26 10:39:01 AM  
1 vote:
I have plenty of unused email accounts to for this poll, so, I chose...

Ted Cruz
Sarah Palin
Rick Santorum

/libbiest lib that ever libbed
2014-01-26 10:38:30 AM  
1 vote:
In an effort to create a Voltron of derp, I voted for Palin, West and Cruz.
2014-01-26 10:37:08 AM  
1 vote:
You do realize that if the Republicans manage to hack up someone with a moderate degree of charisma, we could all very easily be f*cked.
2014-01-26 10:30:20 AM  
1 vote:
I think theocon, jingocon, and xenocon are more catchy than "big government Bible Thumpers", "neoconservatives", and "whack-a-doodles".

Also, it looks like the author left out the "cheap labor conservatives" aka moneycons, or possibly just lumped them in with the jingocons.
2014-01-26 09:49:25 AM  
1 vote:
Condi always struck me as an incredibly intelligent woman who let her affection for GWB cloud her judgement.
 
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