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(Belfast Telegraph)   Teen takes over plane after pilot collapses, is talked along by ground control: "Can you fly this plane and land it? Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"   ( ) divider line
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2014-01-26 10:46:11 AM  
5 votes:
2014-01-26 10:12:43 AM  
5 votes:
It's easy. You push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. You pull the stick back, the houses get smaller. You keep pulling back, and the houses get bigger again.
2014-01-26 09:11:28 AM  
4 votes:
Flying a plane is just like riding a bike, it is just a lot harder to put cards in the spokes.
2014-01-26 10:37:00 AM  
3 votes:
This is an amazing story! Ok boys, lets get some pictures.
2014-01-26 10:21:30 AM  
3 votes:

LonMead: Primitive Screwhead: LonMead: Primitive Screwhead: Nervous?


First time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.

2014-01-26 10:46:44 AM  
2 votes:
Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!
2014-01-26 11:01:54 AM  
1 vote:
They bought their tickets... They knew what they were getting into... I say LET them crash.
2014-01-26 10:57:25 AM  
1 vote:
2014-01-26 10:45:33 AM  
1 vote:
I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
2014-01-26 10:40:53 AM  
1 vote:

black_knight: I don't see how the kid needed to be talked down. He was flying on instruments.
2014-01-26 10:37:39 AM  
1 vote:
2014-01-26 10:26:58 AM  
1 vote:

Julie knew how to take care of pilot collapse.
2014-01-26 10:16:40 AM  
1 vote:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: It's easy. You push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. You pull the stick back, the houses get smaller. You keep pulling back, and the houses get bigger again.

And keep the blue half of the window at the top.*

*May not be valid over the ocean.
2014-01-26 10:13:58 AM  
1 vote:

fatbear: ChubbyTiger: They took the pilot to the hospital.

The back-and-forth really loses something when you're typing instead of speaking....but..

The hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now.
2014-01-26 10:08:31 AM  
1 vote:
2014-01-26 10:08:11 AM  
1 vote:
2014-01-26 10:06:50 AM  
1 vote:
"Keeping it up wasn't a problem, it was the landing part I wasn't sure of,"

We're gonna have to come in pretty low on this approach. It's just something you have to do ... when you land.
2014-01-26 10:06:27 AM  
1 vote:
Was his name Joey?

2014-01-26 10:05:24 AM  
1 vote:
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
2014-01-26 09:09:36 AM  
1 vote:
AND he had the lasagna.
2014-01-26 09:00:26 AM  
1 vote:
Does he like gladiator movies?
2014-01-26 08:43:14 AM  
1 vote:
He was too young to have gotten over Macho Grande though.
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