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(Belfast Telegraph)   Teen takes over plane after pilot collapses, is talked along by ground control: "Can you fly this plane and land it? Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) divider line 93
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2014-01-26 10:57:25 AM  
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GBB
2014-01-26 10:59:08 AM  

Kyle Butler: [www.addictedtosaving.com image 429x292]


Oooooo!  There's a sale at Penney's!
 
2014-01-26 11:00:44 AM  

Silentbob768768: fatbear: Nice headline, subby. Next time, read the article. You can be funny and accurate at the same time.

What a pisser


I'm a blast at parties.
 
2014-01-26 11:01:54 AM  
They bought their tickets... They knew what they were getting into... I say LET them crash.
 
2014-01-26 11:07:39 AM  
Author of a tale of two cities- charles dickens
 
2014-01-26 11:08:21 AM  
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
 
2014-01-26 11:34:41 AM  
Looks like I picked the wrong thread to sniffing glue.

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2014-01-26 11:40:16 AM  
Smofo butter be layin me down to da bone. Tightly.
 
2014-01-26 11:52:20 AM  
I'm getting this message:

The page isn't redirecting properly

So I'm guessing he landed safely at the wrong airport.
 
2014-01-26 11:58:13 AM  
Has he ever seen a grown man naked?
 
2014-01-26 11:58:25 AM  
I've got to concentrate...concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
 
2014-01-26 12:12:03 PM  

Bondith: MatrixOutsider: It's an entirely different kind of flying.

It's an entirely different kind of flying.


It's an entirely different kind of flying.
 
2014-01-26 12:17:23 PM  
But did they have a jive translator?
 
2014-01-26 12:18:05 PM  
They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into!

I say let 'em crash.
 
2014-01-26 12:18:13 PM  
Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.

And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!

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2014-01-26 12:22:59 PM  
"Can you fly this plane and land it? Surely you can't be serious."

WTF?  You that's two questions.  They don't even make sense together coming from the same person.  That's real retarded, sir.
 
2014-01-26 12:29:39 PM  

buckeyebrain: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


We both know what this is about. You want me to get an abortion.
 
2014-01-26 12:36:54 PM  
 
2014-01-26 01:10:06 PM  
Old joke is getting old
 
2014-01-26 01:25:36 PM  

Stile4aly: They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into!

I say let 'em crash.

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2014-01-26 01:31:17 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I hope he doesn't develop a drinking problem.


Are you kidding? He's just had the second biggest thrill go his life.

The only better than flying a plane is great sex.
 
2014-01-26 01:55:25 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: buckeyebrain: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

We both know what this is about. You want me to get an abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
2014-01-26 02:16:01 PM  

trappedspirit: "Can you fly this plane and land it? Surely you can't be serious."

WTF?  You that's two questions.  They don't even make sense together coming from the same person.  That's real retarded, sir.


Whooosh
 
2014-01-26 02:19:30 PM  

ChubbyTiger: They took the pilot to the hospital.


But where were the survivors buried?
 
2014-01-26 02:21:42 PM  

Kyle Butler: [www.addictedtosaving.com image 429x292]


There's a sale at Penney's!!!!
 
2014-01-26 02:23:07 PM  
Gate 18, gate 19, gate 20, gate 21....
 
2014-01-26 02:26:29 PM  
What kind of plane is it?
 
2014-01-26 02:36:30 PM  

JonnyBGoode: What kind of plane is it?


It's like a big Tylenol
 
2014-01-26 02:49:41 PM  
the white zone is for loading and unloading only.
 
2014-01-26 02:56:52 PM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.


Well, let's see. First the earth cooled.
And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.
And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it!
 
2014-01-26 03:22:40 PM  
Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
 
2014-01-26 04:40:17 PM  

dryknife: Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.


I heard he doesn't really try except during the playoffs.
 
2014-01-26 04:59:33 PM  
They just want him to know, good luck.  They're all counting on him.
 
2014-01-26 05:37:50 PM  
Anyone can land a plane. The trick is landing them for re-use.
 
2014-01-26 06:34:54 PM  
I don't know how, but the airplane themed threads never get old. Funny every time.
/not sarcastic
 
2014-01-26 07:14:07 PM  

Dr gLove: I don't know how, but the airplane themed threads never get old. Funny every time.
/not sarcastic


it's an entirely different level of enduring quotability altogether.
 
2014-01-26 07:27:14 PM  

Oldiron_79: But did they have a jive translator?


Excuse me, stewardess. I speak jive.
 
2014-01-26 07:34:36 PM  
This is the plot of a really bad movie starting a very young Elisha Cuthbert.
 
2014-01-26 07:40:38 PM  
Gate 13
Gate 14
Gate 15
 
2014-01-26 07:55:46 PM  
Just kidding!
 
2014-01-26 11:53:44 PM  
Johnny, how 'bout some more coffee?
 
2014-01-27 12:12:28 AM  

JonnyBGoode: Johnny, how 'bout some more coffee?


No thanks!
 
2014-01-27 12:54:07 AM  

elvisaintdead: Dr gLove: I don't know how, but the airplane themed threads never get old. Funny every time.
/not sarcastic

it's an entirely different level of enduring quotability altogether.


It's an entirely different level of enduring quotability.
 
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